{"id":379,"date":"2009-03-20T14:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T14:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/03\/20\/how-is-this-a-fail\/"},"modified":"2009-03-20T14:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T14:19:00","slug":"how-is-this-a-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/03\/20\/how-is-this-a-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"How is this a FAIL?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This breakfast looks full of WIN! to me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ScOmRMad25I\/AAAAAAAAA24\/sg3ybsfIrws\/s1600-h\/fail-owned-breakfast-fail.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center;cursor: pointer;width: 400px;height: 300px\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ScOmRMad25I\/AAAAAAAAA24\/sg3ybsfIrws\/s400\/fail-owned-breakfast-fail.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;font-style: italic\">(<a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/2009\/03\/19\/breakfast-fail-2\/\">From the Fail blog<\/a>).<\/div>\n<p>Makes my tea and bagel look rather pedestrian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This breakfast looks full of WIN! to me. (From the Fail blog). Makes my tea and bagel look rather pedestrian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,51,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drunkenness","category-food-glorious-food","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}