{"id":388,"date":"2009-04-01T16:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T16:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/04\/01\/mission-impossible\/"},"modified":"2009-04-01T16:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T16:39:00","slug":"mission-impossible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/04\/01\/mission-impossible\/","title":{"rendered":"Mission: impossible?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Legendary Newcastle striker <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/sport2\/hi\/football\/teams\/n\/newcastle_united\/7975700.stm\">Alan Shearer will manage the club<\/a> until the end of the season.<\/p>\n<p>Presuming that the BBC isn&#8217;t playing an April Fool&#8217;s joke, that is.<\/p>\n<p>The local hero, who has an almost God-like status on Tyneside, is the fourth manager this season (!!!) and has just eight games to keep us in the Premier League&#8230; with the first one being against Chelsea.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m excited and terrified in equal measures.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck Alan &#8211; you&#8217;ll need it. But don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;ll still love you whatever happens!<\/p>\n<p>p.s. I know no-one cares, but if I didn&#8217;t &#8220;tell&#8221; someone, I&#8217;d explode! I&#8217;d usually call my Dad, but he&#8217;s on holiday in Malta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legendary Newcastle striker Alan Shearer will manage the club until the end of the season. Presuming that the BBC isn&#8217;t playing an April Fool&#8217;s joke, that is. The local hero, who has an almost God-like status on Tyneside, is the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/04\/01\/mission-impossible\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-embarrassing-fan-girl","category-sport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}