{"id":400,"date":"2009-04-22T02:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T02:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/04\/22\/wouldnt-you-think\/"},"modified":"2009-04-22T02:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T02:06:00","slug":"wouldnt-you-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/04\/22\/wouldnt-you-think\/","title":{"rendered":"Wouldn&#8217;t you think"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that a drawer that looks like this<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;width: 400px;height: 300px;text-align: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/Se5QbQCWFDI\/AAAAAAAAA7k\/I-wyemeS5Ks\/s400\/photo.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>would contain at least one paper clip?<\/p>\n<p>Sushi menu, safety goggles, golf balls &amp; tees, two sets of allen keys, numerous screwdriver and drill bits, spackle, used and new batteries, camera film (I&#8217;ve had a digital camera for five years), elastic bands, crazy glue and a sanding block: all present and correct. Paper clips, nope.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, at least the taxes are done, even if I can&#8217;t assemble and mail the filing package just yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that a drawer that looks like this would contain at least one paper clip? Sushi menu, safety goggles, golf balls &amp; tees, two sets of allen keys, numerous screwdriver and drill bits, spackle, used and new batteries, camera film (I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/04\/22\/wouldnt-you-think\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,35,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-photos","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}