{"id":412,"date":"2009-05-13T22:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T22:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/05\/13\/if-in-doubt-panic\/"},"modified":"2009-05-13T22:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T22:13:00","slug":"if-in-doubt-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/05\/13\/if-in-doubt-panic\/","title":{"rendered":"If in doubt, PANIC!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>email sent: 11.45 pm on Tuesday<\/p>\n<p>email read: 8.03 am on Wednesday<\/p>\n<p>email content*: &#8220;Cath, please make sure we have the project ready for the extremely important meeting with external collaborators at 8.30 am, thanks&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>my existing knowledge of said project: 0%<\/p>\n<p>panic level: extreme<\/p>\n<p>time of resolution of problem: 8.17 am<\/p>\n<p>resolution of problem: &#8220;I wonder if he meant projector?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>meeting: awesome. Seriously**. I really, really love my job sometimes! Science rocks!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%\">*paraphrased for blog reader comprehension<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:85%\">** the completely unrelated afternoon meeting was distinctly un-awesome<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>email sent: 11.45 pm on Tuesday email read: 8.03 am on Wednesday email content*: &#8220;Cath, please make sure we have the project ready for the extremely important meeting with external collaborators at 8.30 am, thanks&#8221; my existing knowledge of said &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/05\/13\/if-in-doubt-panic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-career","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}