{"id":417,"date":"2009-05-19T04:12:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T04:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/05\/19\/iz-a-hard-life\/"},"modified":"2009-05-19T04:12:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T04:12:00","slug":"iz-a-hard-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/05\/19\/iz-a-hard-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Iz a hard life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O hai!<\/p>\n<p>We iz takin control of MacTavish. Iz better dan walkin onnit and bein yelled at by dat hoomin wiv funny axent. (MacTavish iz nice n warm on da feetsies though)<\/p>\n<p>We haz noticed dat u hoomins iz runnin around and worryin all the tiem. U shud be like da kitties n lern 2 relax after hard day of bein in gardin and botherin the crowsies.<\/p>\n<p>Here iz how:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ShIzZA7U5xI\/AAAAAAAAA-w\/ePhdFTKZJJk\/s1600-h\/DSC02016.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center;cursor: pointer;width: 400px;height: 300px\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ShIzZA7U5xI\/AAAAAAAAA-w\/ePhdFTKZJJk\/s400\/DSC02016.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ShIzYqruxYI\/AAAAAAAAA-g\/L6oRQua7MuA\/s1600-h\/DSC02001.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center;cursor: pointer;width: 400px;height: 300px\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ShIzYqruxYI\/AAAAAAAAA-g\/L6oRQua7MuA\/s400\/DSC02001.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ShIzY7b8H4I\/AAAAAAAAA-o\/bfNIkSKHM9g\/s1600-h\/DSC02013.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px;text-align: center;cursor: pointer;width: 400px;height: 300px\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/ShIzY7b8H4I\/AAAAAAAAA-o\/bfNIkSKHM9g\/s400\/DSC02013.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>See? Iz eazy.<\/p>\n<p>Gotta go, hoomin iz comin in.<\/p>\n<p>Kthxbai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O hai! We iz takin control of MacTavish. Iz better dan walkin onnit and bein yelled at by dat hoomin wiv funny axent. (MacTavish iz nice n warm on da feetsies though) We haz noticed dat u hoomins iz runnin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/05\/19\/iz-a-hard-life\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,35,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furry-friends","category-photos","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}