{"id":423,"date":"2009-06-04T13:59:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T13:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/06\/04\/cookie-politics\/"},"modified":"2009-06-04T13:59:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T13:59:00","slug":"cookie-politics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/06\/04\/cookie-politics\/","title":{"rendered":"Cookie politics"},"content":{"rendered":"

Conversation with Mr E Man last night:<\/p>\n

Him: “I got some Girl Guide cookies”<\/p>\n

Me: “Oh, whatcha do that for? I’ll have to eat them now, and it’s too hot to exercise”<\/p>\n

Him: “I couldn’t help it! There were like twelve Girl Guides in the supermarket, once they spotted me I had no choice!”<\/p>\n

Me: “Oh alright then, I’ll have one of the chocolate ones”. (Om nom nom)<\/p>\n

Him: “I said ‘it doesn’t matter which one of you I buy them from, right, the money all goes to the same place?’ And then they all went crazy and started yelling ‘buy from me, buy from me!’ There was this one girl, she was all popular and trendy with those huge sunglasses and shiny hair, and she was literally jumping up and down and yelling”<\/p>\n

Me: “So did you buy from her?”<\/p>\n

Him: “No! I ignored her and gave my money to the quietest, geekiest girl”<\/p>\n

Me: “I love you”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hooray! This formerly painfully shy, quiet, geeky girl guide is very proud of her husband.<\/p>\n

I’m so glad we didn’t meet in high school though – I probably would have had a secret crush on him, and he probably would have completely ignored the goody-two-shoes geek while he skipped class and smoked under the bleachers. (Oh yes, I’ve heard stories!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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