{"id":424,"date":"2009-06-05T14:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T14:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/06\/05\/cats-are-so-dumb\/"},"modified":"2009-06-05T14:28:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T14:28:00","slug":"cats-are-so-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/06\/05\/cats-are-so-dumb\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats are so dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hot here right now &#8211; record-breaking hot, way too hot for fur coats.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been feeling very sorry for Google and Saba, but unfortunately they&#8217;re just far too stupid to take advantage of any of my mitigating actions:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>They are terrified of both standing and ceiling fans, and run away from them into the hotter areas of the house<\/li>\n<li>They thought the ice cubes I put in their water bowls were toys to be fished out and batted under the dresser, where they are now forming inaccessible puddles<\/li>\n<li>They really, really do not like being sprinkled with water from the watering can<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I give up. They are currently lying on the kitchen floor like pathetic furry rags. Ah well, it&#8217;s supposed to start cooling down soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hot here right now &#8211; record-breaking hot, way too hot for fur coats. I&#8217;ve been feeling very sorry for Google and Saba, but unfortunately they&#8217;re just far too stupid to take advantage of any of my mitigating actions: They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/06\/05\/cats-are-so-dumb\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furry-friends","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}