{"id":474,"date":"2009-09-17T21:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T21:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/09\/17\/data-ducks\/"},"modified":"2009-09-17T21:27:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T21:27:00","slug":"data-ducks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/09\/17\/data-ducks\/","title":{"rendered":"Data Ducks?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a gem from the Microsoft Word Thesaurus:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/SrKpap-MpNI\/AAAAAAAABhY\/7hJ0jJz_UXQ\/s1600-h\/information.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/SrKpap-MpNI\/AAAAAAAABhY\/7hJ0jJz_UXQ\/s320\/information.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>No, I didn&#8217;t accidentally insert a space there; I actually clicked a link from the entry for &#8220;data&#8221;. And this was all that popped up.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a joke in there somewhere. Maybe about getting your ducks in a row before using a thesaurus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a gem from the Microsoft Word Thesaurus: No, I didn&#8217;t accidentally insert a space there; I actually clicked a link from the entry for &#8220;data&#8221;. And this was all that popped up. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s a joke in there &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/09\/17\/data-ducks\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,25,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-language","category-silliness","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}