{"id":476,"date":"2009-09-22T14:11:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T14:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/09\/22\/tuesday-pet-peeve-for-fax-sake\/"},"modified":"2009-09-22T14:11:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T14:11:00","slug":"tuesday-pet-peeve-for-fax-sake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/09\/22\/tuesday-pet-peeve-for-fax-sake\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday pet peeve: for fax sake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really, really, really&nbsp;hate fax machines.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, why is anyone still using them now that we have scanners and email? I&#8217;m sure they came in very useful in that brief period between their invention and&nbsp;the internet&nbsp;becoming mainstream, but they&#8217;re vastly inferior to email in almost every way. And yet I&#8217;ve dealt with&nbsp;two companies and one individual&nbsp;this month&nbsp;who insisted on conducting our business by fax.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s why I hate fax machines:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sending faxes sucks<\/strong><br \/>Every machine in our building&nbsp;is different &#8211; some require a 9 for an outside line, others don&#8217;t. Some require a 1 before even a local number, others don&#8217;t. Some accept the original face down, others, face up: some, right way up, others, upside down. <\/p>\n<p>Even assuming that you&#8217;ve got the original in the right orientation, and dialled the&nbsp;right combination of numbers, successful transmission is not guaranteed. Sometimes you hit a dual-use fax\/phone line, and the person picks up and says hello &#8211; so you have to try again. Sometimes you lose the connection halfway through transmission.&nbsp;The machine in our office doesn&#8217;t automatically print reports or otherwise indicate its status, so you have to manually go into the various menus to get it to&nbsp;print out a report telling&nbsp;you if&nbsp;your document transmitted&nbsp;or not.<\/p>\n<p>Even when the document sends properly, how can you be sure the right person received it? I don&#8217;t know a single person who has their own machine; even friends who have their own business or are otherwise&nbsp;self-employed&nbsp;don&#8217;t have a fax machine. So the document goes to the shared office machine, whether it&#8217;s work-related or not, where it might get lost, or picked up by the wrong person (hello, security risk?)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Receiving faxes sucks<\/strong><br \/>On the frequent occasions&nbsp;that our office&nbsp;machine has been busily printing spam,&nbsp;it runs out of paper. Since it&#8217;s hidden away in the corner and NO-ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND USES A FAX MACHINE ANY MORE, it can take hours or even days for someone to notice and add fresh paper. And then there&#8217;s the risk that someone else will pick up your item by accident, or spot something private (two of my recent faxing escapades were work-related, the other was\/is private* &#8211; but I don&#8217;t have my own fax machine, so the shared office machine it is).<\/p>\n<p><strong>That fax noise really, really sucks<\/strong><br \/>Could they not have come up with a better noise than that (you know the one I mean) to indicate a successful connection?<\/p>\n<p>Please, please, please, let me just scan the damn thing and email it to you. That way I know it&#8217;s going to the right person. And please, please, please, if you must fax personal items to me, call and let me know so I can a) put paper in the machine and b) ensure that my PRIVATE correspondence is seen only by me.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: blue\"><strong>A plague of fax noise and invaded privacy&nbsp;upon those who insist on using fax machines!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black\">And let&#8217;s not even get started on the fact that I had to MAIL a CHEQUE to one of these people! Forget PayPal, he\/she doesn&#8217;t even take credit cards!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/><span style=\"font-size: x-small\">*nothing, like, medical, embarrassing, or career-threatening. But something personal enough that I don&#8217;t want my office mates to see it. Inevitably, one of them did, and started to ask questions&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really, really, really&nbsp;hate fax machines. Seriously, why is anyone still using them now that we have scanners and email? 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