{"id":483,"date":"2009-10-02T17:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/10\/02\/hows-this-for-a-headline\/"},"modified":"2009-10-02T17:31:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T17:31:00","slug":"hows-this-for-a-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/10\/02\/hows-this-for-a-headline\/","title":{"rendered":"How&#8217;s this for a headline?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/canada\/british-columbia\/story\/2009\/10\/02\/bc-cancun-crocodile-attack.html\">&#8220;Cancun kidnapping, crocodile attack a hoax: RCMP&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The RCMP says a story about a young man from B.C. on holiday in Cancun, Mexico, who was kidnapped outside a bar, forced to fight two other tourists, shot in the shoulder and dumped in the water where he was attacked by crocodiles, is a fabrication.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;RCMP said the incident began when a 20-year-old man decided to urinate in a crocodile lagoon in the resort area of Cancun, despite signs in English and Spanish warning of its toothy inhabitants. <strong>Alcohol was a factor<\/strong>, police said.<\/p>\n<p>The man apparently was bitten on the leg by a small crocodile and fell on the rocks in the water, where he was attacked by some other 30-centimetre crocodiles, said Cpl. Jennifer Pound, in a statement released on Thursday.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>LOL! Eejit. And kudos to the CBC for their subheading: &#8220;Piddle in wrong puddle&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Cancun kidnapping, crocodile attack a hoax: RCMP&#8221; From the article: &#8220;The RCMP says a story about a young man from B.C. on holiday in Cancun, Mexico, who was kidnapped outside a bar, forced to fight two other tourists, shot in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/10\/02\/hows-this-for-a-headline\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,5,32,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-affairs","category-drunkenness","category-nature","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}