{"id":487,"date":"2009-10-09T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/10\/09\/friday-silliness\/"},"modified":"2009-10-09T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-09T14:47:00","slug":"friday-silliness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/10\/09\/friday-silliness\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday silliness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I have a new joke!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had my hair cut very short before, and when I started to grow it again, I never quite got tired of repeating the same line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Friend: &#8220;So how long are you going to grow it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Six months ought to do it&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And now I have a new one!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Me: &#8220;I just got a tattoo&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Friend: &#8220;Ooh! Where?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Burnaby\">Burnaby<\/a>&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve used it twice so far, and plan to use it as many times as I can get away with.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I have a new song!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&nbsp;let the thin cat in,<br \/>I let the fat cat out,<br \/>In, Out, In, Shake the bag of treats about,<br \/>I scoop the kitty litter and I sweep up lots of fur,<br \/>That&#8217;s what it&#8217;s all about.<br \/>Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,<br \/>Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,<\/p>\n<p>Whoa, shitty kitty ditty,<br \/>Head bump, Chin rub, Rah Rah Rah<\/p>\n<p>I amuse myself. It&#8217;s just as well, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a new joke! I&#8217;ve had my hair cut very short before, and when I started to grow it again, I never quite got tired of repeating the same line: Friend: &#8220;So how long are you going to grow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/10\/09\/friday-silliness\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furry-friends","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}