{"id":52,"date":"2007-09-28T13:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T13:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/09\/28\/fridays-primate-party-3\/"},"modified":"2007-09-28T13:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T13:51:00","slug":"fridays-primate-party-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/09\/28\/fridays-primate-party-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday&#8217;s Primate Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/Rv0I8QZ4R8I\/AAAAAAAAABQ\/cH_110rX-as\/s1600-h\/orangutan_bag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/Rv0I8QZ4R8I\/AAAAAAAAABQ\/cH_110rX-as\/s200\/orangutan_bag.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <span style=\"font-family:verdana\">I had my wallet stolen by a Madrid pickpocket on my recent honeymoon.<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\">I once almost lost a <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mec.ca\/Products\/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441894033&amp;FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302700553&amp;bmUID=1190987859275\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana\">kayak dry-box <\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family:verdana\">containing wallets, phones and keys to a group of thieving raccoons who were attempting to drag it into the bushes.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\"><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\"><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\">I&#8217;ve had good mileage from both stories, so imagine how many times <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/international\/story\/0,,2176859,00.html\"><span style=\"font-family:verdana\">this woman <\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family:verdana\">will be re-telling her holiday story.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\"><\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-family:verdana\">I&#8217;ve mentioned <a href=\"http:\/\/vwxynot.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/bits-and-bobs.html\">before<\/a> that I&#8217;d love to see orangs in their natural habitat before they&#8217;re all gone, but when I go, I think I&#8217;ll keep my distance.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had my wallet stolen by a Madrid pickpocket on my recent honeymoon. I once almost lost a kayak dry-box containing wallets, phones and keys to a group of thieving raccoons who were attempting to drag it into the bushes. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/09\/28\/fridays-primate-party-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,35,34,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apes","category-photos","category-primate-party","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}