{"id":526,"date":"2009-12-24T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/12\/24\/merry-fucking-christmas\/"},"modified":"2009-12-24T15:46:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T15:46:00","slug":"merry-fucking-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/12\/24\/merry-fucking-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Fucking Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right, I&#8217;m off &#8211; just a five hour drive through treacherous snowy mountain passes, and we&#8217;ll be at my sister-in-law&#8217;s place for a festive family get-together (six adults, four kids (aged seven, seven, nine and fifteen), and three cats (not ours, they&#8217;re spending Christmas with our tenant).). There will be good food; lots of wine; drunken games of Cranium, Twister and Beatles Rock Band; and of course skiing. Very little internet though!<\/p>\n<p>I hope all my awesome readers have a wonderful Christmas and New Year, or other holidays as applicable. Here&#8217;s my all-time favourite Christmas song, especially for you.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s another contender. WARNING: this one is from South Park, and is offensive to, well, pretty much everyone. Watch at your own risk!<\/p>\n<p>Merry Fucking Christmas, everyone! See you in 2010!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right, I&#8217;m off &#8211; just a five hour drive through treacherous snowy mountain passes, and we&#8217;ll be at my sister-in-law&#8217;s place for a festive family get-together (six adults, four kids (aged seven, seven, nine and fifteen), and three cats (not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2009\/12\/24\/merry-fucking-christmas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,25,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-silliness","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}