{"id":563,"date":"2010-04-28T23:28:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T23:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/04\/28\/doctor-doctor-i-need-glasses\/"},"modified":"2010-04-28T23:28:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T23:28:00","slug":"doctor-doctor-i-need-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/04\/28\/doctor-doctor-i-need-glasses\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Doctor Doctor! I need glasses!&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You certainly do. This is a fish and chip shop.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BOOM BOOM!<\/p>\n<p>You know what&#8217;s <i>even funnier<\/i> than really cheesy old jokes?<\/p>\n<p>This:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/S9jEo2-iCVI\/AAAAAAAACJA\/PQp0VV_OykY\/s1600\/IRIS.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"290\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/S9jEo2-iCVI\/AAAAAAAACJA\/PQp0VV_OykY\/s400\/IRIS.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You certainly do. This is a fish and chip shop.&#8221; BOOM BOOM! You know what&#8217;s even funnier than really cheesy old jokes? This:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}