{"id":567,"date":"2010-05-05T23:55:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T23:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/05\/05\/wren-and-stumped-y\/"},"modified":"2010-05-05T23:55:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T23:55:00","slug":"wren-and-stumped-y","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/05\/05\/wren-and-stumped-y\/","title":{"rendered":"Wren and Stumped-y"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damnit, Microsoft!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/S-IEyY6fxlI\/AAAAAAAACJs\/JYKM_KmjdzI\/s1600\/wren.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"321\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/S-IEyY6fxlI\/AAAAAAAACJs\/JYKM_KmjdzI\/s400\/wren.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>Just&#8230; why?<\/p>\n<p>I mistype &#8220;were&#8221; <i>all the freaking time.&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The title of this blog post is the first time I&#8217;ve deliberately typed &#8220;wren&#8221; in&#8230; years? decades? ever?<\/p>\n<p>So why is it the first option on the suggestions list?! It&#8217;s the least common (and alphabetically the last) word on there!<\/p>\n<p>Booooooooo<\/p>\n<p>\/grumpy &amp; crampy &amp; keen to get outta here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damnit, Microsoft! Why? Just&#8230; why? I mistype &#8220;were&#8221; all the freaking time.&nbsp; The title of this blog post is the first time I&#8217;ve deliberately typed &#8220;wren&#8221; in&#8230; years? decades? ever? So why is it the first option on the suggestions &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/05\/05\/wren-and-stumped-y\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,20,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-language","category-rants","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}