{"id":655,"date":"2010-11-17T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T23:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/11\/17\/so-apparently-i-suck-at-calligraphy\/"},"modified":"2010-11-17T23:16:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T23:16:00","slug":"so-apparently-i-suck-at-calligraphy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/11\/17\/so-apparently-i-suck-at-calligraphy\/","title":{"rendered":"So apparently I suck at calligraphy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/TORiuTmUMqI\/AAAAAAAACcI\/AI4v4_a761g\/s1600\/photo-796829.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_Xjsb8ObOj0k\/TORiuTmUMqI\/AAAAAAAACcI\/AI4v4_a761g\/s320\/photo-796829.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First of all, my sincerest apologies if I inadvertently wrote something offensive. If so, it was a result of incompetence, not malice.<\/p>\n<p>This was at the Dr. Sun Yat-Sen classical Chinese garden, which was lovely (full post on my staycation adventures is to come). You sip on your free tea and use water and a brush on a reusable slate thingy, which explains a) why the top part had already dried and disappeared before I finished, and b) the long vertical stripes (caused by excess water from the brush running down the slate).<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#039;t quite what I meant when I said I was going to hang out in cafes and pretend to be a writer&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First of all, my sincerest apologies if I inadvertently wrote something offensive. If so, it was a result of incompetence, not malice. This was at the Dr. Sun Yat-Sen classical Chinese garden, which was lovely (full post on my staycation &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2010\/11\/17\/so-apparently-i-suck-at-calligraphy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}