{"id":72,"date":"2007-11-05T15:39:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-05T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/11\/05\/first-day\/"},"modified":"2007-11-05T15:39:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-05T15:39:00","slug":"first-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/11\/05\/first-day\/","title":{"rendered":"First day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m ready one hour early for the first day of my new job. I&#8217;ve got a new haircut, new shoes &#8211; I feel like a kid going back to school after the summer. All I&#8217;m missing is the new lunchbox with matching thermos.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a while since I was &#8220;the new girl&#8221;. Last time, I came home at the end of my first day and collapsed on the sofa, unable to answer the simplest question or form even short sentence fragments. It&#8217;s the one and only time my hubby has ever seen me lost for words.<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m ready one hour early for the first day of my new job. I&#8217;ve got a new haircut, new shoes &#8211; I feel like a kid going back to school after the summer. All I&#8217;m missing is the new lunchbox &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/2007\/11\/05\/first-day\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-career","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/vwxynot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}