{"id":578,"date":"2014-08-26T14:13:31","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T18:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/?p=578"},"modified":"2014-08-26T14:16:10","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T18:16:10","slug":"im-a-student-graduate-student-found-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/2014\/08\/26\/im-a-student-graduate-student-found-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a student, graduate student (found poem)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Coming to you from the twenty-first wonder that is automated voicemail audio-to-text transcription. I have used editorial license to slightly alter some words, and lightly apply punctuation and line breaks. I have not changed any names to protect the innocent &#8211; it seemed unnecessary.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a student, graduate student<br \/>\nID numbers just try mail<br \/>\nmy name is Danny scan, and last week<br \/>\nI spoke to someone I believe<\/p>\n<p>in your office for his name<br \/>\nbut we were talking about<\/p>\n<p>determining the facts of newborn pot<br \/>\nand we were actually talking about &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>tester tester thinking that<br \/>\nI think you&#8217;re typing but then he<br \/>\nmentioned she &#8220;PCR&#8221; with me<br \/>\nshe not specific to the light chrome<br \/>\ntime home<\/p>\n<p>I just wanted to ask you<br \/>\na few questions because I looked up<br \/>\nliterature in the protocol<br \/>\nquite unclear and I guess not &#8211;<br \/>\ndetermine test out again<br \/>\nand so I wanted to ask if you<br \/>\ncould share with us the total call<br \/>\nand timer sequences I totally<br \/>\nunderstand if you can but<br \/>\njust wanted to discuss that with you &#8211;<br \/>\nplease call me back if you can dial.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A found poem, adapted from a particularly egregious example of automated voicemail-to-text transcription. <a href=\"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/2014\/08\/26\/im-a-student-graduate-student-found-poem\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[186,187,189,188],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-poem","tag-poetry","tag-science-possibly","tag-voicemail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/occamstypewriter.org\/wintle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}