In which I confront the aging process

Do scientists get less effective as they get older? The urban myth would have us believe that creativity is a thing of youth – physicists and mathematicians in particular are said to be past it by the time they reach my age (forty-something, since you ask). In reality, there isn’t much evidence for this stance. The whole issue was just summarized in a great blog post from Oxford’s Future of Humanity Institute, and Malcolm Gladwell recently explored the idea that genius may not be entirely the domain of the young.


Seeing is believing But what happens when you can’t?

As a mature post-doc, I find myself in the interesting position of being able to analyze first-hand the effects of age on the process of doing science, both mentally and physically. We’re a fairly small sample size, 40+-year-old researchers; most people my age who haven’t left science altogether have already become group leaders, so they’re no longer full-time at the bench. Clearly there are a lot of advantages to being older and wiser, but I’ve come up with four main drawbacks that might make molecular biology better suited to younger folks:

1. Old habits die hard. People tend to get more conservative as they age. You’ve all heard me speaking reverently of procedures and machinations that are no longer in vogue, such as platinum loops and, as I grow older, I take more pleasure in performing manipulations that I learned long ago. All of my labmates, for example, buy expensive pre-cast SDS-PAGE gels, but when my project moved into the biochemical realm, I rooted around in the abandoned detritus of Alan Hall’s decamped kingdom until I found a complete Mini-Protean III set, then lovingly polished it up, replaced a few missing parts and put it back into commission. This is not because I am adverse to new technology – indeed, I consider myself an early adapter (I was using an MP3 player in Amsterdam months before I spotted another one), and I’ve had no problems at all getting up to speed with all the new tech and software that confronted me when I returned to the lab after my four-year break. No, this is a deeper issue: it is something to do with familiarity, with trust, with loyalty, with ritual, with nostalgia. Am I wasting my time pouring my own gels? Possibly. Do I care? Not really. Am saving the lab a lot of money? You bet.

2. Paranoia, big destroya. I’ve always been a bit obsessive in the lab, but I fear it’s getting worse with the passing years. When I transfer my proteins to filters for Western blots, I feel a strange reluctance to throw away the spent gel afterwards, in case it turns out not to have worked. When I transfer supernatants to fresh tubes, I look worryingly at the old pellets before forcing myself to throw them away – unless I give into the temptation to stash them in a freezer box “just in case”. I can’t decide if this is age-induced paranoia or simply healthy caution.

3. Senior moments. Do not underestimate the importance of memory in being an effective scientist. When I was a Ph.D. student, I could proudly recite the restriction enzyme cleavage sites of most of the major cutters; only the other day, I forgot the name of the enzyme that makes blunt ends (the Klenow fragment) and had to look it up. All of those sectors in my brain seem to have been over-written by hard living; I think if it were not for Google, I’d be done for.

4. Dwindling vision. No, I’m not talking about my ability to come up with amazing theories. I’m talking about my deteriorating eyesight. Until you start losing your close vision, you don’t appreciate how important it is to be able to see in the lab. Looking for pellets in the bottom of a centrifuge tube is the worst – if it’s something clear like DNA or protein, and the tube is white or clear, I really struggle. Today when I poured a protein gel, I had a hard time seeing that thin line that forms when the bottom portion is polymerized. I can imagine the day when I’m going to have to start wearing my glasses instead of contact lenses, just so I can put them on top of my head and position my eyes a few centimeters from the thing I need to see. (As someone with appalling myopia, I can tell you that it becomes a great advantage when you age: you suddenly have microscopic vision up close, which I reckon could come in seriously handy in the lab.)

On balance, I think I’m not ready to hang up my Pipetteman just yet: I’m more efficient and confident in the lab than I ever was as a callow youth, and age has also brought the perspective that shelters me from the more negatives aspects of science. A few hours ago the confocal microscope crashed and I lost two hours’ worth of hard-won images; as a student, I probably would have cried, but today, I just laughed, booked another session for next week and joined the rest of the institute for Friday cocktails.

It’s only science, after all.

About Jennifer Rohn

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  2. Richard P. Grant says:

    I’m sure there’s at least another forty years in you yet. Plenty of time to win Nobels for science and literature.

  3. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Ha! But what could I win for a hat trick?

  4. Richard P. Grant says:

    A new dining set.

  5. Elizabeth Moritz says:

    Old habits can also be new habits. It doesn’t have to be a sign of your age. There are two twenty-something microbiologists (myself and my labmate) out here in Illinois that definitely still use platinum loops and love it!

  6. Åsa Karlström says:

    It’s only science, after all.
    Hm. If nothing else, being a mature researcher/post doc does seem to give good advice to other less mature and still stressed out post docs who just planned a whole weekend in lab and wish they would go for Friday cocktails.
    Seriously though, I think years of experiences give something of a clearer view of the context. And platinum loops give me happy smile! 🙂

  7. Stephen Curry says:

    Senior moments…
    I call mine professorial moments. They seemed to kick in almost immediately: within days of my promotion I locked myself out of my office for the first time in my life!

  8. Jennifer Rohn says:

    That’s another thing that goes – the ability to drink more than a few cocktails and then go back to the lab and try to do something coherent. I did the experiment just this evening!

  9. Frank Norman says:

    _what could I win for a hat trick?
    _
    A tripleby? (No, it doesn’t quite work does it.)
    Don’t you think there is a link between paranoia and imagination/experience? Younger people have fewer fears because they can’t imagine all the terrible consequences that may result from certain actions. Older persons have memories full of possible consequences (though, paradoxically, accessing those memories may be getting harder, as you say). .

  10. steffi suhr says:

    Platinum loops and isolating cultures on agar plates are the best thing about microbiology – it just feels so like doing science, in a good, down to earth, old fashioned way. I only got to use them in a lab class as an undergrad, but loved it – under different circumstances, they might even have made me pursue microbiology.

  11. Jennifer Rohn says:

    I love the way you managed to put a positive spin on my paranoia. (Paranoia is also good for plotting novels, by the way.) But in science, I think it’s really important to be able to blast through a protocol without worrying too much about each step. Otherwise, you’ll never get anywhere.

  12. David Basanta says:

    As an increasingly senior postdoc in the physical sciences I should fall in the cathegory of people whose creative powers decline past their early 40s but some people say that there’s a difference with these and synthetic sciences where the accumulation of a wealth of knowledge is a prerequisite for anyone willing to contribute. In those, like biology, age can be a positive thing, am I right?

  13. Richard P. Grant says:

    Yes

  14. Jennifer Rohn says:

    As long as one can remember the knowledge one has accumulated, yes!
    According to the blog post I alluded to above: ‘The data is strongest for theoretical physics, which shows that 90% of all theoretical contributions occurred before the age of 40 and that no theoretician over the age of 50 had ever had an idea that was deemed worthy of the Nobel prize.’
    But, “…study after study found that the most productive scientists were those in middle age, not youth. Productivity is better predicted by career age than chronological age. One study suggested that middle-aged scientists aren’t more productive as such, but have access to better resources, and that the age-productivity connection disappears once supervisory position is controlled for. Another argued that it was the need for social networking that led the middle-aged to be the most productive.’
    So it probably depends on the field.

  15. Audra McKinzie says:

    Oh, how I wished I had not laughed so hard at my mentor on the day after his 40th birthday when he could no longer tell if his pipet tip was in the agueous or organic phase. Dang. At the time, I was certain I would be long out of the lab before my own vision went. Now, all the students laugh at me and wonder why I am doing phenol cholorofrom extractions at all when I could just be using a kit…cheeky whippersnappers!
    The part about not crying is the best!

  16. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Thanks, Audra. Normally I would support your phenol/chloroform extraction fetish, but after I ended up in the ER with the stuff in my eyes, I became a little less keen. (Let’s just say that it’s not a good idea to mix a row of minipreps in Eppendorfs by upending the entire rack, when you might have spilled solution into the wells of the said rack.) Anyone ever been in ER for the standard treatment of chemicals in the eye? It involves having big contact-lens-style cups sealed to your eyeballs, which are attached by tubing to about a liter of saline that is used to irrigate for about an hour.
    p.s. When are they going to give you a blog? Start bugging them, and tell them I sent you.

  17. Heather Etchevers says:

    Great post, as always, and right on about the importance of sight. I am sure it is possible to conduct certain sorts of science, notably the more thinking kind, but not the kind that turns me on, when you are blind or getting there. I like doing microsurgery, cell biology, molecular biology – and as you say, if you can’t see the pellet, you are at a disadvantage. If you can’t see where your tip is relative to the hypothetical pellet, you are just gambling.

  18. Jennifer Rohn says:

    It looks as if my gamble paid off on Friday’s experiment: I guessed where the pellets were and I must have taken off the supes properly because it all worked. (We old codgers needs to do little tricks, like always put the tubes in hinge-side out in the centrifuge so at least you have a rough idea!)

  19. steffi suhr says:

    But in science, I think it’s really important to be able to blast through a protocol without worrying too much about each step. Otherwise, you’ll never get anywhere.
    Depends where and how you get your samples. Myself, I fully subscribed to paranoia, having had to spend several weeks at sea collecting my stuff during cruises that could not be repeated… any time field work is involved, paranoia is your friend.
    Your ER experience sounds intriguing, Jenny – I am trying to picture it.

  20. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Imagine what it looks like when those cups on on your eyes with saline running through them, for starters. It doesn’t hurt but it makes you really seasick because life is just a big wet blur.
    Yes – in the field, I can imagine you need to be really careful! If I mess up it’s usually just a matter of a few days to repeat the experiment, because all the samples and reagents are plentiful. (I have, by the way, a wholly romantic idea of what field work is like, which is probably completely erroneous. Especially field work at sea.)

  21. steffi suhr says:

    I have, by the way, a wholly romantic idea of what field work is like
    Tell us 🙂

  22. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Leaning over the prow, dazzled by the sun off the water, salt spray in your hair, a pod of friendly dolphins cavorting in the wake of the boat…

  23. steffi suhr says:

    …but in reality, every time any really worthwhile whales or dolphins would show themselves I’d usually be off watch and finally grabbing some sleep. Also goes for fantastic displays of auroras, both north and south. When I was back on, people would usually say ‘we didn’t want to wake you’ (then again, in their defense, I was probably usually so sleep deprived at that point that it was scary).
    Still, I swear it’s a conspiracy.

  24. Eva Amsen says:

    I originally went into science because I wanted to do environmental science. The program had a yearly field work trip on a Rhine boat, and that’s what they advertised with, but when I found out that the remaining 41 weeks of the academic year would be spent waiting for graphs to come out of a machine, I switched to Biochemistry instead. Maybe it wasn’t outside or adventurous, but at least the cool DNA isolation we saw at Open House was something they actually did regularly

  25. Jennifer Rohn says:

    I always imagined that field work would keep you young – all that fresh air and stimulation. In my discipline, all labs look alike.

  26. Richard P. Grant says:

    they smell alike too…

  27. Richard Wintle says:

    Jenny – Nobel Peace Prize for the trifecta, I think. Either that, or you need to take up theoretical physics, or perhaps economics, later in life.
    Eppendorfs should always be placed hinge-out in the centrifuge. This is 100% fact and I’m glad someone else is obsessive enough to admit it. Too bad my eyesight is so bad now that I’d have to stick my head inside the rotor to see that I got them aligned correctly.

  28. Jennifer Rohn says:

    I always get dreadfully disoriented with unhinged tubes and obsessively put a little black mark on the outside wall where the pellet should accumulate.
    Talking of centrifuges, the other day I taught a newbie the trick of balancing an odd number of tubes using the ‘wheel method’ (evens balanced across, odds balanced in an evenly spaced ring. Looks wonky but perfectly balanced.). Got a tear of nostalgia in my eye, remembering the postdoc who taught me.

  29. Richard Wintle says:

    Ah Jenny, you’re reminding me of t’old days. I too remember the “balancing five tubes in a microfuge” trick. Scares the bejeezus out of people who don’t know it.
    I’ve seen someone spin one tube in an Eppendorf ‘fuge, but only a quick button-push “pulse” spin to get some liquid down to the bottom. Not recommended for 15-minute isopropanol precipitations. Actually, probably not recommended in any case, but it didn’t blow up the centrifuge.

  30. Richard P. Grant says:

    Ah! I have been telling people for years that the ‘wheel method’ is perfectly fine, but no one believed me! For bonus gits and shiggles, what number of tubes can’t be balanced in a 24 slot rotor?

  31. Stephen Curry says:

    Any number >24…

  32. Richard Wintle says:

    One.
    I think the others would be ok, but I confess I only thought about this for a few seconds.

  33. Richard Wintle says:

    And didn’t consider geometry… it seems to me that 17 might be problematic, but I’m too lazy to go into the lab and fiddle around with a centrifuge.
    I think 23 might not work either.

  34. Jennifer Rohn says:

    I guess there might be a number of odds whereby a tube would interfere with a space needed to balance a pair of evens (or vice versa) but I’m guessing that would be quite a high number? Somewhere between 19 and 23, but I’m too lazy to draw the picture.

  35. Richard Wintle says:

    Yeah, what Jenny said. 😉

  36. Eva Amsen says:

    You can balance 19 for sure: that’s 5 openings, so you can have two openings across from each other and the other 3 openings in a triangle. Just like 5 tubes, but the opposite. Likewise, 20, 21, and 22 work just like 4, 3, and 2 tubes. 23 and 1 are the only problems I see so far.
    Basically, anything between 1-12 you can balance tubes, and 13-24 can be done the opposite way (balance non-tubes)

  37. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Mind the Gap is so loving the geeky vibe in here at the moment.

  38. Richard Wintle says:

    Oh flubness. Eva came up with an obvious way of thinking about this that totally didn’t occur to me.
    Of course, she was doing lab work approximately 8 years more recently than I was, so fair ’nuff I guess.

  39. Eva Amsen says:

    Also, I like puzzles.

  40. Stephen Curry says:

    Eva – that was nigh-on Gaussian genius!

  41. Richard P. Grant says:

    Ha ha! Wintle loses.

  42. Jennifer Rohn says:

    I can only work out things like that visually. That’s why I’m only a biologist.

  43. Nathaniel Marshall says:

    What’s a centrifuge?
    Seriously though… I reckon a mathematical proof would win you the IgNoble. Probably something to do with overlaying geometric shapes with rotational symmetry.

  44. Eva Amsen says:

    I worked out the 11 (and hence also 13) tube problem visually. That was the only one I wasn’t sure of, if it would fit. It works.

  45. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Amsen’s Last Theorem.

  46. Stephen Curry says:

    Amsen’s Last Theorem.
    Oh no! Did she die?

  47. Eva Amsen says:

    No, I just peaked early. No more theorems from now on!

  48. Richard Wintle says:

    Ha ha! Wintle loses.
    If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that

  49. Richard P. Grant says:

    You’d have $2.83.
    (Long story.)

  50. Jennifer Rohn says:

    I heard a rumor that Eva was working on a theory of multi-channel pipetting.

  51. Pamela Ronald says:

    Jennifer, I fear that us scientists will soon lose you. you are too good at writing.
    Did you see the article about Jorge Cham in Science? Here is a link to his site.
    http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php

  52. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Pamela, thank you for your kind words.
    I tried to interest Cham in an interview for LabLit a few years back, but he never returned my emails. Neither has xkcd. I try not to take it personally!

  53. Richard P. Grant says:

    Do you think these cartoonists consider themselves too important? Perhaps we should have words with Viktor before he goes the same way?

  54. Eva Amsen says:

    I invited Ryan North (dinosaur comics) to last year’s SciBarCamp and he didn’t get back to me either. I SEE A TREND!

  55. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Viktor has been on LL so he’s the lovely outlier.
    There is definitely a trend. Maybe these pictoral types don’t ‘do’ correspondence.

  56. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Ha ha ha. A silent post: is it a cartoonist come to make a comment?

  57. Richard P. Grant says:

    (giggle)

  58. James Hendler says:

    When I was still a 40-something professor, I missed a meeting (completely forgot about it) w/a colleague who was a neuroscientist. He made me promise to tell my wife about it, and all other times I screwed up on such things. I thought that was a crazy idea until he said “When you’re 60, you’ll want her to testify that you’ve been like that since you were much younger” – I self-selected for the absent-mindedness long ago 🙂

  59. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Ha, what a great story! Couldn’t they always claim it was early-onset Alzherimer’s, though?

  60. James Hendler says:

    What was? Oh wait, yeah, I remember… (Actually, I pointed out to someone recently that I love going to conferences because they give me a badge that tells me who I am, where I’m from, and what I’m doing) – my theory is that professordom self selects for absent-minded folks who wouldn’t survive out in the real world, and I’m sticking to it.

  61. Eva Amsen says:

    Addendum/correction: Ryan North does answer his e-mail. (He still can’t attend SciBarCamp, and you still don’t have any e-mail replies from other people, but internet decency (those two words have never been used so close together!) suggests that I’d mention it.)

  62. Jennifer Rohn says:

    Duly noted for the record!

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