Frankly dilutional

In which I have the strong feeling that it’s Déjà vu all over again.

Ah, me. Homeopathy.

* Sigh *

Like most scientists who write about alternative medicine and pseudoscience, I am heartily sick of writing about homeopathy. After all, how many  times can you explain all the reasons why it is nonsense? The delusions (dilutions?) of its practitioners and disciples seem un-dentable. Of course, as one is often reminded on the internet, once people have accepted something on faith, it is hard to change their mind with mere facts. As a result of this,  most of the time all I can manage to rouse myself for, even in the face of the truly profoundly homeopathological (see e.g. here, or here, or here for examples) , is a bit of humorous derision.

However, if you have the chance, however small, to do something about the tide of homeopathic nonsense, you probably should.

Which is why I have just signed this petition about homeopathy, started by Sense About Science, to pressure the UK medicines licencing agency the MHRA  to mandate proper (as in “factually accurate and non-misleading”)  information on the homeopathic medicines sold in chemists (pharmacies) in the UK.

Which reminded me that some four and a bit years ago, before the legislation allowing the current misleading labelling (see below for details of why it is misleading)  to go forward, I had written an editorial about it for Physiology News (original PDF version of the editorial here, and PDF of full issue here). Which is reproduced below. [Apologies for the slightly sonorous tone. Learned society magazine, and all that.]

Now, one thing that you may note in the editorial is that all the learned scientific societies also thought the labelling changes – allowing the packaging to make specific claims about what the particular homeopathic medicine could “treat” – were a joke.

Not that the last Government was listening.

Now, while I fear the present UK Government listens even less to scientists than the last one did, one can always hope. And in the meantime, one can at least have a go at shaming the MHRA.

So please go and sign up.

[Note: I have added hotlinks to the editorial, and changed one or two words and some pagination – which in the original version was dictated by space considerations! – but otherwise it stands as written in Oct 2006.]

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Physiology News, Winter 2006

Homeopathic “Mumbo-Jumbo”

Many scientists these days have at least the odd moment when they feel that their view of the world is under threat from a tide of what the journalist Francis Wheen, in his best-selling book, termed ‘mumbo-jumbo’.

For scientists, ‘mumbo-jumbo’ manifests itself in the rejection of scientific understanding of how the physical world works in favour of mystical beliefs derived from a range of sources.

The examples are too numerous to list, but as the debate swirls it occasionally coalesces around particular issues. Recent flash-points are the challenge to evolutionary theory from so-called Intelligent Design’ (statement from the Royal Society here), and the question of whether complementary and alternative medicine has any scientific basis.

Homeopathy has recently taken centre stage in this latter debate. In May 2006  an open letter signed by 12 senior doctors and scientists (including several Physiological Society Members) urged that alternative therapies unsupported by evidence of efficacy should not be used in the NHS. Later, the demonstration that homeopathic pharmacies advised homeopathic formulations, which have no antimalarial action, as malaria prophylaxis garnered national media attention.

Following the homeopathic malaria remedy media exposé, it might be thought that the scientific absurdity of homeopathy had been clearly demonstrated. Imagine, therefore, the surprise of many scientists and doctors when the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency (MHRA), the body charged with controlling the safety of medicines in the UK, decided to allow homeopathic remedies to be sold with packaging featuring – for the first time in 30 years – claims about what the remedy purports to treat.

Previously a homeopathic remedy in a high street chemist would have been labelled ‘6c dilution of Gelsemium sempervirens, or something similarly obscure. It can now be sold, quite legally, as ‘NoCold-Max cold and flu remedy … homeopathic’.

And as the web site of the European Council for Classical Homeopathy puts it:

To make such a claim, the manufacturers need only show that the product has been used to treat those particular conditions within the homeopathic industry.’

No scientific basis. No clinical trials. No evidence of effectiveness.

The homeopaths, and the companies that produce over-the-counter homeopathic remedies, are understandably delighted.

Well, you might say, so what? The placebo effect is not new, and a fool and his/her money are soon parted. Most scientists would agree that the labelling is a joke, but in a world awash with ridiculous claims, why get worked up?

Well, firstly, perhaps, because the MHRA, acting on our behalf, is supposed to care – their web site states they ‘enhance and safeguard the health of the public by ensuring that medicines and medical devices work, and are acceptably safe.’ How they reconcile the first part of this statement with the change in the homeopathy rules is not clear.

Secondly, because – at the risk of sounding incredibly pompous – there is a principle at stake, namely that decisions of this kind should be made on the basis of scientific and medical evidence and understanding.

Finally, the MHRA’s decision to allow licencing and sale of homeopathic remedies in this way is likely to be widely interpreted as approval of alternative remedies in general. This in turn will foster the perception that they work.

The Physiological Society, like other scientific societies, has been asked by the campaign group Sense About Science to comment on the MHRA decision, and has issued a statement reaffirming its belief in scientific evidence, and decisions based on it.

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‘The Physiological Society is concerned with the scientific investigation of how the body works … It is our view that “alternative medicine” has, with very few exceptions, no scientific foundation, either empirical or theoretical. As an extreme example, many homeopathic medicines contain no molecules of their ingredient, so they can have no effect (beyond that of a placebo). To claim otherwise it would be necessary to abandon the entire molecular basis of chemistry. The Society believes that any claim made for a medicine must be based on evidence, and that it is a duty of the regulatory authorities to ensure that this is done.’

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The Physiological Society’s statement is not, note, a blanket dismissal of all the things the public commonly regard as complementary therapies. Physiologists have long studied the effects of exercise upon the body, and the physiological actions of plant-derived substances. Work goes on into the possible physiological basis of acupuncture, or the physiological effects of alterations in diet.

But scientists want evidence, not anecdotes and hand-waving. If proper science shows real physiological effects, beyond those of a placebo compound or sham intervention, and if these can be made to work as a treatment, what you have is a therapy. Rather than being a question of ‘alternative’ or ‘mainstream’, it is down to what works – or more precisely, what we can be sure works because it can be shown to work in a properly-designed scientific experiment.

Which highlights something else we should be thinking about – our failure, as professional scientists, to inform enough of the public about what proper controls are, and exactly why some experiments are convincing, and others are not. About what the placebo effect is in medical experiments and trials. About what homeopathy actually is – you would be surprised how many people, including a good few bioscience graduates I have met, think it means ‘herbal remedies’ rather than ‘infinitely dilute nothing’ – and why it is scientifically nonsensical.

None of these is terribly complex to explain, and many of them go to the heart of what science is, and how it is done. In many ways, this seems a golden opportunity to use the public interest to put across how science offers a clear way to divide what actually works from what doesn’t.

As the immortal Richard Feynman put it:

‘Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.’

As this issue went to press, The Society’s statement, along with many others, was being passed to interested members of the House of Lords in advance of a debate on the new homeopathy regulations on 26 October. By the time you read this, we should know if it did any good. But whatever the result, get polishing your homeopathy-debunking speech.

And I like to think Feynman would not mind us pinching his lines.

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Same Procedure as EVERY Year

Just to let you know: I’m refraining from posting an end of year round-up.

This is partly because, since this blog only started in December 2009, nigh-on everything you will find in the archives listed on the right is from 2010. And since I already gave a potted round-up of my favourites in one of the just-post-move-to-OT posts, I won’t bore you with a repeat.

The other reason I will be eschewing a round-up  is that, though quite a lot happened in my world this year,  I am too knackered to recall much of it now. I attribute this to two small children, the tightening of the financial noose on British Universities and the associated fear and loathing for all their employees, and a generous dollop of general middle-aged gloom as my 50th birthday looms into sight. There was also the general election in May and its aftermath, which has not been, shall we say, to my political tastes.

Anyway, enough of that navel-gazing. New Year’s Eve is a time for traditions.  So here is one some readers may know, and others not. Partly to celebrate both sides of my childrens’ heritage (the English and the continental), I shall follow my blogging medical friend Dr Grumble (whose excellent blog I commend to you if you are interested in what is really going on in the British NHS)  and declare, for this New Year’s Eve:

The Same Procedure as Every Year

PS  For those unfamiliar with the clip, there is an explanation here.  There is also a colour version with an explanatory intro auf Deutsch here (pt 1) and here.

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Ome sweet ome

It has been a rather exhausting December, for all kinds of reasons – one of them, though not the biggest, being the move of this blog into its new home at Occam’s Typewriter.

Consequently, since my last working day at The Bunker on the 23rd I have been feeling fairly well wiped out. And what with Christmas, and the ongoing war for precedence between the children, I have had neither much time to blog nor much in the way of ideas and thoughts on what to do.

Only one thing for it, then – another raid on my own archives.

But what to disinter?

While I was pondering this, I spotted the following Tweet from Oxford Psychology Prof and blogger Dorothy Bishop:

Q: what does -ome mean? A: somethng so huge that it’ll consume millions of $ over many yrs with no hypotheses. See @mocost http://j.mp/3wRIKg

The link is to an interesting article by another blogger, Mo Costandi, about a rather grandiose brain mapping project, the “Human Connectome Project”, that the NIH is sinking a shedload of money (well, US $ 30 million) into.

What caught my eye, of course, was the -Ome. It reminded me that I had once written something about the mania for coined words including the suffix “-ome” or “-omics”, and the idea that such –Omes were now a necessary condition for scientific Now-ness. So here is the piece, written more than seven years ago, if you can believe that, for the Christmas 2003 edition of Physiology News. It may, as a consequence, read a little dated. Somehow, though, I have the impression that between then and now the number of  -Omes has increased substantially. I would be interested to know what anyone else thinks.

And given the vast and expanding set of -Omes that we are now afflicted with, perhaps it is now time to coin a new collective name for the full set.

The “Omeome”, anyone?

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Gnomic –omicsTM

We are now living, everyone tells me, in the age of ‘Omes and –omics’.

What, some of you may ask, is an -Ome?

It hardly needs to be said that this is an ‘Ome’, O-M-E, and NOT an ‘Ohm’, O-H-M, of the type long beloved by physiologists – or at least by electrophysiologists.

Those Ohms were manageable, if mildly tricky for the non-physics-literate. -Omes are quite a different proposition.

And: RESISTANCE IS USELESS.

(That was a physics and physiology joke, by the way)
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Anyway, for the uninitiated, if there are any left, an -Ome or ‘Ome is one of those made-up words, more and more common nowadays, produced by taking a sensible word – like ‘transcription’ or ‘protein’ or ‘physiology’ – and tagging –ome on the end. This instantly turns it into something incredibly modern-sounding but whose precise meaning no-one understands. Transcriptome. Proteome. Physiome. And there are more. Many, many more.

Next, you can go another step, and make your Ome into an ‘Omic’ or ‘Omics’ . That way you can define a whole sub-science, or discipline, which is completely opaque to outsiders.

Transcriptomics. Proteomics. Metabolomics.

Admittedly, some people may feel they have an idea what those last three are getting at.

But how about these ones? Methylomics. Diagnomics. Even Degradomics.

The last of these sounds like something you could get arrested for, unless you were consenting adults behind closed doors. Believe me, though, all of the above are real. They have been coined, and used [1].

And ‘Diagnomics’ was evidently so catchy that someone has trademarked it: so I should really have written it:

DiagnomicsTM

Like many crazy trends, this one started out with good intentions. After all, it makes perfect sense to have a single short word for all of the genetic information of an organism. Hence ‘genome’. A useful word because it has a clear meaning and saves unnecessary verbiage, as we can now say ‘cell division occurs after replication of the cell’s genome’. Or ‘every single cell in the body carries the complete human genome.’

But it didn’t stop there. Of course.

The problem is that we live, as if it needed repeating, in an age where the appearance, or impression, something gives is at least as important as the reality of what it does, or is.

Since this applies to entire Governments, it is no surprise it also applies to University Departments, or to scientific disciplines.

Everyone has to look as if they are ‘cutting edge’, and are riding whatever new wave is this year’s Big Idea.

In a nutshell, what you do has to sound ‘Now’. Or you’re history. Literally.

And having lots of the right leading-edge terminology is a big part of sounding suitably “Now”.

So once genomics became the latest buzz-word, it was only a matter of time before other areas of biology followed suit. Because something like “Physiology” sounds – well, a bit dull.

After all, we’ve had a Journal of Physiology for more than a hundred and twenty years. Talk about dusty. And as for metabolism… let’s face it, what could sound more Yesterday?

Metabolism, of course, was what biochemistry departments did 25 years ago, before they all embraced recombinant DNA with the fervour of the born-again. Metabolism? Old hat. But Metabolomics– completely different.

Just the – omic alone tells you that Metabolomics is definitely Very Now.

And so it spreads.

Studying physiology? Yawn. Yesterday.

But ‘Mapping physiological genomics’ or ‘Interrogating the physiome’. Now that’s NOW. That’s TODAY.

And so, by definition, no area of biological science can compete for headlines, Now-ness and – critically – funding unless it can coin a term as catchy and Now as ‘Genomics’ for it’s bit of science.

Next, these words start proliferating in the titles of departments, and institutes, as universities and other institutions strive to appear ever more Now.

I predict that within the next 5 years many physiologists will be working in departments or schools of ‘Physiological Genomics’ (best case) or ‘Integrative Biomics’ or even just ‘Integratomics’.

After all, it’s another easy one for the managers. Want to make clear that the biological sciences in your institution are leading-edge? No problem. Just change the word ‘Biology’ by a kind of Global Replace to ‘Biomics’. As one UK medical school – no name to spare the embarrassment of those working there – has already done.

But there is a snag for those bioscientists keen to appear truly Ultra-Now:

Because if every bioscience department or institute rechristens itself ‘Biomics’, how will anyone know which of them are REALLY Now? As opposed to just aspiring desperately to Now-ness?

Basically, how can we stand out from all those other Centres for Integrative Biomics?

As a responsible staff member, I have already written to my Vice Chancellor – I think s/he’s still a Vice Chancellor, although these days s/he may well have been renamed something more Now, such as a Principal or a President – to suggest that we need to stand out from the herd of newly–arising Centres for Biomics. We need a name that is suitably Now, but also subtly different.

So I have proposed we set up an Interdisciplinary Centre for Integrative…No, not Biomics, like everyone else. Ours will be for Integrative BIOLICS.

The quick-witted among you will have already guessed that the first ‘i’ in ‘Biolics’ is silent.

Anyway, here’s hoping you are having a good holiday. And that you are enjoying your time at -Ome.

[1] http://www.genomicglossaries.com/content/omes.asp

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Archive Reboot Fail – I hate moving

A quick glance at the sidebar will show you that, like my friend Stephen Curry over at Reciprocal Space, I have had a go at importing the not-all-that-extensive Not Ranting… archive from the blog’s previous home.

Unfortunately, the import functionality is a bit limited – or else the Textile mark-up/ formatting that Nature Network used to use – and don’t even mention MT4 –  is not well understood by WP, at least when saved in a text based format. Probably one of those “But he said…” “No, but HE said” kind of things.

*sigh*

I did try out a couple of online Textile-to-HTML converters, but they balked at anything where the tags were embedded, so did not make things very much better.

The upshot is that the posts with a lot of formatting and links  in them all look pretty comprehensively borked, to the point of near unreadability.

Now, Stephen Curry perceptibly likened this moving blog to moving house. You get the boxes packed, and then shifted, but then restoring order afterwards takes some considerable time.

In my own case, the last time I moved house was about ten years ago.

Just last month, when I was having the windows in the house replaced and hence shifting boxes, I noticed that a few of the ones I was shifting were the same ones from ten years ago, as yet un-unpacked.

Which does not bode altogether well for the restoring of the blog archives…

However, rest assured that I WILL work my way through the archive here and try and make it readable. I will be starting with the recent stuff and working my way backwards. I will do the posts first, and then the comments threads later.

In the meantime, you can still find older posts “unscrambled” over at the blog’s old home on Nature Network.

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I’m a celebrity scientist – get me out of here

Henry Gee’s recent post on Dancing With the Scientists, bemoaning the lack of scientists in the currently ubiquitous celebrity reality shows, reminded me that a few years ago I had written a piece about exactly this, which I promised I would dig out and re-post.

Anyway, after a fumble through the archives I have managed to track it down. I have updated one or two of the references, but otherwise have left it unchanged. So without further ado:

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Science is often accused of being inaccessible to the general public. Scientists counter that this is because scientists don’t get enough media exposure. This includes both real scientists, and people playing scientists in TV dramas. We can all agree that there are less TV shows with scientists in them than shows about policemen, or doctors.

But I think I have come up with a solution. Since the public’s appetite for reality TV seems to be insatiable, let’s give them what they want, AND get ourselves some much­-needed exposure.

I give you:

Celebrity Scientist Big Brother

The beauty of this is that this idea can be franchised; you could have different versions for different scientific disciplines, or one for just your own Department, or a national all-star version, or an  international one. The possibilities are endless.

There are, however, some easy rules to enable you to select the contestants for maximum viewing figures. The people inhabiting the house/jungle/island should include:

• at least one person recently dramatically publicly disgraced and in search of rehabilitation [judging from the plethora of recent scientific misconduct scandals, no shortage of these folk]

• a person who has undergone extensive cosmetic surgery or dental work

• a minor member of the British aristocracy, or a Lord, Sir or Right Hon

• one person who is faking the whole thing

• one or more relentless self-publicists

• one or more people who are extensively tattoo-ed, and/or pierced in improbable places [May be a tad difficult to fill this role with more senior scientists, but you never know]

• one monosyllabic youth person given to grunting and mumbling ‘Wicked, dude” or “Way cool” at random intervals [male PhD students are the obvious candidates here]

• one or more people who are pathologically argumentative

• one person teetering on the edge of a public mini-nervous breakdown [Given the current cuts to science budgets, especially in the UK, any head of Department or Faculty Dean should be a good bet]

• at least one person who even the other contestants find weird and unsettling

• one person who you thought would never be seen dead on a show like this. For maximum effect this person should subsequently storm out in a cloud of invective and denunciations [Think Germaine Greer or Johnny Rotten, for UK-based readers. Nobel Prizewinners might be a starting point in looking for scientific candidates.]

• several people who used to be vaguely well-known, typically for having once appeared on television, but have now largely faded from view.

This mix should ensure plenty of good reality TV, including shouting, swearing arguments, tears and perhaps even a fight or two.

Of course, some contestants may fulfil several of the above criteria at the same time. If so, so much the better.

Finally, all the participants need to share some basic personality traits. They should be able to talk tirelessly about themselves and their work until the small hours, and should believe unquestioningly that their merest utterance is deeply fascinating and demands the rapt attention of all those listening.

‘They’ll all be full professors, then’ commented one of my friends on hearing this.

Hmmm.

You might think that.

I couldn’t possibly comment.

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Settling in

Sorry, another “place-holder” post, end of teaching semester and pre-Xmas “Help I still haven’t done XYZ!” kind of thing, all a bit frantic, hopefully some new content coming….

I’ve just penned an official sign-off post at Nature Network to indicate to any remaining readers there (both of them?) that I have relocated. So I will leave this as mostly an Open Thread for anyone who wants to comment on the re-location (keep it clean).

It has been an interesting experience blogging at NN. When I set up there almost exactly a year ago I was already a fairly experienced online ranter, having been blogging for a couple of years (and commenting round the blogosphere for a couple more) as part of the UK “bad science” community. I started the NN blog as an outlet for my more respectable (non-ranting) material, though it probably didn’t actually work out that way.

In particular, when I started at NN I had thought to use the blog to re-publish the kind of respectable stuff I write as editorials and historical pieces for the Physiological Society’s magazine Physiology News – which does not, as yet, have online comments threads. However, those pieces took quite a lot of re-writing to “re-direct” them from a solely physiology audience to the general science / cell mol biol readership at NN. As a result I never did as many of them as I was  hoping, and Not Ranting tended instead to switch back to my regular preoccupations of pseudoscience, science in the news for various reasons, and annoyances (though history still got a decent representation).

Now, I am one of those weird people who actually read comments threads. Indeed, I like comments threads, and lurking in them and discussing on them, much more than I actually like writing blogposts. So one definite reason for re-locating here was to have a less restrictive comments policy than at NN (specifically,  not requiring registration),  and thereby hopefully to generate a bit  more discussion.

The other reason was to try and widen the readership a little beyond the very scientific-focussed one at NN.  This was probably less of an issue for me than the comments, as my other blogging is already directed at a more general readership. Indeed, one of the reasons so many scientists blog about pseudoscience is that it connects with a lot of non-science people, simply by virtue of it being something they have often been exposed to in their daily life.

Anyway, I live in hope of new readers, and new commenters. And to close out with, in case there are any browsing and they would like to know a bit more about what to expect here, I thought I would post up a few links to my back-catalogue, highlighting the kind of areas likely to recur here.

As I already posted, the three main topics here seem likely to be science in the news/or science policy, scientific history, and pseudoscience. So I will indicate some favourites from last year under each.

First, some history pieces: the first and third one are derived from articles in Physiology News, while the middle one is a tribute to my father’s scientific mentor, Professor Jean Hanson.

Charles Darwin, the physiologists and the physiological society – from the 1870s to the present

Pioneer of muscle contraction (Jean Hanson)

A hundred years ago – the Hill Equation (on AV Hill)

On science policy, I would probably pick my piece on why concentrating funding on a few high-flying labs – the preferred solution of most agencies to the UK science funding squeeze – is not really a solution:

Funding the elite is not the real problem – a response to Sir Paul Nurse

– and I was also pleased with:

The grass may be green somewhere, but the blue skies here look pretty dark

– which dealt with the ever-vexed idea of whether you can predict which scientific discoveries are ultimately going to turn out to be important.

And finally, on my most regular theme of pseudoscience, there is my Summer adventure with the anti-vaccine gang, in which I was accused of being an “official front blogger”, or something, for “the magazine” Nature – which seems especially ironic about now!

Just when I thought I was out… (Part 1)

It’s a conspiracy – and you’re ALL in on it! (Part 2)

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