You know you’ve been here too long. . .

On the way to Redfern Station this evening I caught a snippet of conversation that went something like this:

“Yes, they’ve been over-Westernized—”

and my first thought was

“What did you do, leave it in primary antibody too long?”

I really, really, really need to get out of here.

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9 Responses to You know you’ve been here too long. . .

  1. Bronwen Dekker says:

    I was sitting next to a man on the train who was reading the newspaper and the word fragment |omics as part of an advert was visible. He moved the paper so that I was able to see the full word and I spent about 5 seconds thinking that it was rather ridiculous that the ecologists had claimed another word on this -omics bandwagon.

  2. Richard P. Grant says:

    heh heh heh heh. And what about the ‘comics’ page?

  3. Jennifer Rohn says:

    A Yank colleague of mine once claimed that she was going to go out and get ‘blotted’ – great verbal scientist typo. Yet sounds a lot more devastated and dehydrated than merely getting ‘blotto’.

  4. Richard P. Grant says:

    I might have to steal that one, Dr Rohn.

  5. Bob O'Hara says:

    Richard – how long did it take you to realise that the Southern Cross had nothing to do with hybridisation. Of any kind.

  6. Richard P. Grant says:

    What? You mean it doesn’t?
    All that SSC, wasted.

  7. Matt Brown says:

    Whenever I see NPG, I read ‘Nature Publishing Group’. Unfortunately, London also houses the National Portrait Gallery, so I’m often wrongfooted by headlines like ‘NPG receives £5 million donation’.

  8. Anna Kushnir says:

    I am afraid I don’t have any similar and clever experiences to share, Richard, and can only say that I sympathize. Oh, how I sympathize. By the way, have you ever noticed that “theses” sounds an awful lot like “feces”? I reeeaaally need to get out of here.

  9. Richard P. Grant says:

    I am ashamed to admit, Anna, that I often deliberately confuse those two words in speech. Asking a student how their faeces is coming along isn’t really that clever…

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