Quiz

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to determine why I was scribbling thus

at breakfast this morning.

Answer on Friday.

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24 Responses to Quiz

  1. Henry Gee says:

    You were explaining tetravalent carbon bonds to other convicts offspring.

  2. Richard P. Grant says:

    That was only part of it.
    Next!

  3. Katherine Haxton says:

    You were kindly writing me some lecture notes on basic atomic structure and bonding?

  4. Mike Fowler says:

    Playing noughts and crosses blindfolded?

  5. Bob O'Hara says:

    An attempt to remember the lyrics of a Tom Lehrer song?
    This one?

  6. Ahmet Yükseltürk says:

    In order to ask us this quiz!

  7. Eva Amsen says:

    Fruit Loops again?

  8. Richard P. Grant says:

    Ahmet is the closest!
    Clue: I was asked a question.

  9. steffi suhr says:

    I don’t know the answer, but it’s like my son’s ‘what is water made out of’ from this last weekend, right? (water molecules and the hydrogen bonds between them being of a much simpler nature – he’s only five)

  10. steffi suhr says:

    Give us more hints – what is up with the circled oxygen and beryllium? And the carbon everywhere?

  11. Richard P. Grant says:

    Oooh, Steffi.

  12. steffi suhr says:

    what did I do now?

  13. Jo Brodie says:

    At first I thought you might just be trying to remember the first umpteen elements in the periodic table. One of my classmates at school (it seemed like a good idea at the time / we were young, we were foolish) got us all remembering the first 30 or so… can’t forget ’em now 😉
    HHeLiBeBCNOFNeNaMgAlSiPSClArKCaScTiVCrMnFeCoNiCuZn… I know a few more but not many.
    Were you trying to work out how to create a Be-based lifeform?

  14. Richard P. Grant says:

    that gets the prize for the most original answer, Jo!

  15. Nathaniel Marshall says:

    It’s Richard Feinman’s homebrew recipe from when he was working the Manhatten Project.
    It makes more sense when he explains it to you directly. Like most of his creations.

  16. Brian Derby says:

    It is chemical bonding theory based on Newlands octave.

  17. Henry Gee says:

    You were asked a question. Hmmm…

    How many inorganic chemists does it take to change a light bulb?

  18. Richard P. Grant says:

    Nice one, Brian—I had to look that up. Nat, I prefer a different sort of homebrew.
    Henry, I bet you a pint of London Pride you can’t come up with a funny punchline (without help from Gees Minima or Minor).

  19. Henry Gee says:

    The bet’s off, Richard – I was hoping you and the pawns would think of one.

  20. Richard P. Grant says:

    Let’s throw it open, then.

  21. Maxine Clarke says:

    Why pawns (as opposed to, say, rooks or scallops)?
    And they were F1s not so long ago, aah how they have grown.

  22. Richard P. Grant says:

    Good question. Historical reasons, I think.
    And Younger and Elder Pawns sounds vaguely Lovecraftian, whereas the alternatives don’t.

  23. Brian Derby says:

    Richars – I thought offspring were only Loecraftian if they had webbed feet.

  24. Richard P. Grant says:

    Tentacles, Brian. You’re thinking of tentacles.

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