On the ‘phone

Friday afternoon bloglet.

Promega have released their Protocols and Applications Guide for the iPhone. This is so damned cool I might have to run off and download it.

Sounds perfect for the busy, gloved scientist β€”almost a shame I’m not one anymore.

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57 Responses to On the ‘phone

  1. Eva Amsen says:

    When are you ever going to USE that? Or, for that matter, when am I ever going to use the Lab Timer application and Molecule Viewer applications that I downloaded?

  2. Richard P. Grant says:

    Well, I can’t see me using it but I can see it might be very useful. And people are always asking me for protocols. Why, only last night I was in Tesco and someone cornered me, saying, “Mate, have you got a good nuclear extraction protocol?”
    It would have been very useful — even more so if bluetooth worked and I could beam the protocol.

  3. Ian Brooks says:

    You are a scientist! You just don’t do experiments anymore πŸ™‚

  4. Cath Ennis says:

    Yes, but he’s not gloved

  5. Richard Wintle says:

    Thanks for saying that, Ian – saved me having to.
    That is kind of fun – but only Promega? Maybe this will set a trend and all of the manufacturers will jump on board.
    I got really excited when I first glanced at this post because I thought you were saying that all of Current Protocols was available – now that would be very useful. No idea if it would fit on an iPhone though.

  6. Richard P. Grant says:

    Ha ha!
    I don’t see why all of CP wouldn’t fit: text is quite small, really (wouldn’t all of Shakespeare have fitted on a damn floppy, or something?).

  7. Eva Amsen says:

    I have the complete works of Shakespeare on my iPod. It’s a free app. It makes me look smart. Or it would, if anyone would ever bother to go through my pages and pages of applications.

  8. Richard P. Grant says:

    So you can answer the question, Eva: how much space does it take up?

  9. Stephen Curry says:

    23.4 MB.
    And it’s pretty readable (in landscape mode). I’m mugging up on R&J in advance of seeing it at The Globe next month. Ain’t I the culture vulture?

  10. Eva Amsen says:

    I don’t know how I can see that. iTunes only gives the total for all the apps. The app itself (which has pictures and features and all kinds of things that Shakespeare didn’t code) has an “about” section, but that doesn’t say it either. It’s this so you can go figure it out from there maybe.

  11. Eva Amsen says:

    Oh.
    Stephen, how can you tell how big it is?

  12. Stephen Curry says:

    I used the Finder, Eva. Starting in your home folder on the Mac, go to Music > iTunes > Mobile Applications and there you should see listed all your downloaded applications (assuming that you have synched with the computer if you downloaded directly onto the iPhone or iPod touch).

  13. Richard P. Grant says:

    how can you tell how big it is?
    I say.

  14. Cath Ennis says:

    (tries to resist urge to make joke about synching it)

  15. Stephen Curry says:

    You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!
    Serves me right for trying to raise the tone, I guess…

  16. Cath Ennis says:

    Sorry Stephen.
    When good manners shall lie all in one or two man’s hands and they unwashed too, tis a foul thing

  17. Jennifer Rohn says:

    I love R&J – it is so shamelessly smutty.

  18. Richard P. Grant says:

    Get thee to a nunnery.

  19. Stephen Curry says:

    Verily, you have redeemed yourself, my good lady. πŸ˜‰

  20. Stephen Curry says:

    My comment was directed to Cath. Obviously.
    I haven’t got to the smutty bits yet in my reading… will I have to wait as long as for Godot?

  21. Richard P. Grant says:

    Smut is in the mind of the beholder. Which is why we didn’t read Henry V at school.

  22. Heather Etchevers says:

    I’ve had the complete works of Shakespeare (and the Bible, and other such stuff) on my Palm for the last five years (and have read only a small fraction of either, naturally). But The Woman in White, and The Chronicles of Clovis, were worthy public-domain downloads, not to mention sundry science-fiction out there, all good plane reading and far lighter than the alternative.
    Just saying that the iPhone is not the be-all and end-all… πŸ˜‰ I’ll have to ask Promega to issue the stuff in plain text.

  23. Richard P. Grant says:

    Is there a way of reading plain text documents on the iPhone? I guess there must be an application somewhere, but I haven’t looked.
    Now might be a good time to remind people of the Gutenberg Project.

  24. Richard Wintle says:

    Hm, yes, Gutenberg is full of things (including many impenetrable works by a certain Charles Darwin, some of which I waffled about in more-than-great-length earlier this year).
    But – I’m going to have to download the Shakespoke – at 23.4 Mb, it’ll fit beautifully on my nano, presuming the nano’s OS is up to the task of dealing with it. So thanks for the tip.

  25. Richard Wintle says:

    Update – apparently, I know pants about iPods (surprise, surprise) – it’s an app, and nanos don’t do apps.
    Hm – I wonder if they display plain text…

  26. Richard P. Grant says:

    Don’t know about nanos but iPods proper have a ‘notes’ function that displays plain text.

  27. Richard P. Grant says:

    Update: I’ve found a decent FTP application, and have managed to get Gravity’s Rainbow onto it. \o/

  28. Richard Wintle says:

    FTP – πŸ™‚
    Does it run linux? Can you run EMBOSS on it?
    Just wondering.

  29. Richard P. Grant says:

    It probably doesn’t want to run Linux because it runs Unix (it’s MacOS X) so if you jailbroke it you probably could run EMBOSS.
    Hmm….

  30. Richard Wintle says:

    Update (in case anyone cares) – apparently nanos do “notes” as well. I will give it a try with something from this excellent site – NB this looks excellent, has many, many different download formats available (and online reading as well).

  31. Richard P. Grant says:

    I care, Richard.
    And I’d like to point out http://www.scribd.com/, which has Gravity’s Rainbow, among other things, in a variety of formats too. I’m reading the plain text version (although have the PDF and Word docs) using an application called ‘Files lite’.

  32. Stephen Curry says:

    I was able to get a .doc file into Stanza which has a desktop application and a nice reader on the iPhone: slick page turing and bookmarking.

  33. Richard P. Grant says:

    I tried Stanza but it requires the desktop client and I’m still without home internets.

  34. Richard Wintle says:

    Sbribd looks a little chaotic, but perhaps worth digging through? My first few minutes resulted in turning up lots of letters, manuals for Nintendo game controllers, and the like (while looking for other things).
    Interesting though.

  35. Richard P. Grant says:

    Scribd is cool. Try GR.

  36. Henry Gee says:

    I shall now lower the tone by saying I’m now addicted to Spore Origins for iPhone. What better app even exists for an evolutionary biologist?

  37. Richard P. Grant says:

    Oh you bastard, Henry. Exactly the kind of thing I don’t need right now.
    Damn you damn you damn you…

  38. Henry Gee says:

    tee hee hee

  39. Richard P. Grant says:

    I shall be good and wait for Mallorn

  40. Henry Gee says:

    You do that. Be patient.
    By the way, I’d like to plead that people don’t use Scribd. They tend to pirate nick upload copyrighted material without permission, and when this is pointed out to them, they act all prim and legalistic, making the effort of taking down material so demanding of time, resources and patience that most people just give up. Which is what they’re hoping, I guess. Now, you might well be an advocate of open-access publishing, but from the point of view of many authors trying to earn a living, and the people who publish them, there’s another word for it – *theft*.

  41. Richard P. Grant says:

    Do they now? If that’s right then I agree completely.

  42. Henry Gee says:

    Yes, they do. Now, if only I can break Spore Origins at the 11th level. It’s the big grey centipedes you have to avoid: and those spiky things with goggly eyes.

  43. Richard P. Grant says:

    The spiky things with goggle eyes are what drove me from the practising of science. SRSLY.

  44. Cath Ennis says:

    Henry, can Spore run as a stand-alone on the iPhone, or do you need to buy the main game for it to work?

  45. Richard Wintle says:

    Right, that’s it for Scribd, and thanks for the warning, Henry.
    Fortunately I am immune to Spore-thingy as my lame cute little Nano won’t run it.
    RPG – Gravity’s Rainbow looks absolutely awful, and it’s 576 pages long. I may pass.

  46. Henry Gee says:

    Spore is a humungous program that makes even quite powerful computers wilt. Spore Origins for iPhone is a completely separate stand-alone game that doesn’t require Spore on a computer- but is itself quite demanding of the iPhone’s native power.

  47. Richard P. Grant says:

    I am, strangely perhaps, quite taken with Gravity’s Rainbow so far.

  48. Heather Etchevers says:

    I’m embarrassed to say that I let my 12-year-old son finish Spore. Origins sounds like a great thing to have on a phone, though. Better than that sloshing beer, in any case.
    When did I sign up for Scribd? but I do seem to have done. I’d been meaning to read GR sometime in my life. How is it much worse than Richard telling me I could check it out from the public library once he had returned it? (I’m unlikely to have purchased it at this late date.) And yet I am sensitive to the whole point of copyright in protecting creators. So I’m a bit torn. At least a library did purchase a book once, and its distribution is more limited than something uploaded without an author’s permission on a website.

  49. Kristi Vogel says:

    I can only imagine the massive headache I’d get from reading Gravity’s Rainbow on an iPhone. Give me my well-worn paperback edition and a hammock.

  50. Richard P. Grant says:

    Hammock is difficult on a phone.
    (_Why_ won’t Vista stop my device ‘Generic Volume’? I don’t want to try again later, I want it now.)

  51. Richard P. Grant says:

    ‘phone’. I meant the Tube. Damn this silly computer.

  52. Richard Wintle says:

    Hint to RPG – ignore the “won’t stop device Generic Volume” message and just unplug the thing.
    I can confirm that the “notes” function on the Nano truncates text files (I haven’t bothered to determine at what point/file size, but I suspect it’s some nice round power of two). Which I probably could have found out from teh intarwebs if I’d looked.
    I guess I’m doomed to downloading, printing and reading, still – unless I crack open the laptop on the train. Ah well.

  53. Richard P. Grant says:

    Yah, I went for that at finish. Makes me wince though, unplugging without unmounting.

  54. Richard Wintle says:

    Makes me wince though, unplugging without unmounting
    SPLORT

  55. Richard P. Grant says:

    Slow today, aren’t we?

  56. Richard Wintle says:

    Some of us do work between monitoring Nature Network posts, you know…

  57. Richard P. Grant says:

    We do?

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