On being a stranger in a strange land

I made the comment in the lab just now that Australia is the only place I’ve worked in where it’s not unusual to get through three bucket loads of ice in a day.

Other pointers that we’re not in Kansas Leeds (hello Tony!) any more:

  • When you get back to the lab after Christmas your NaOH/SDS is still in solution
  • You leave media on the bench to warm up
  • You delay leaving work not because you don’t want to go home but because there’s air con in the office
  • We have shaking incubators especially advertised to cool down to 25°C
  • Men wear labcoats (only if they really have to) with the bottom two buttons undone so they don’t appear indecent

I’m sure others might think of more.

Update:

Compare and contrast…

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42 Responses to On being a stranger in a strange land

  1. John Wilkins says:

    Philosophers have neither NAOH solutions nor aircon (at Sydney Uni). But I stay in the office to use the internet, and to avoid hot buses…

  2. Richard P. Grant says:

    Oh, and I forgot one—one that doesn’t apply to philosophers either, unfortunately:

    People design deliberately do experiments involving a lot of standing around in the cold room.

  3. Jennifer Rohn says:

    We ran out of dry ice this week, but only because the lorries couldn’t get to us.

  4. Richard P. Grant says:

    We ran out of dry ice today… but I don’t know why.

  5. Karen James says:

    Wait, you have a regular supply of dry ice? I wish. When I need dry ice my options are 1) wait for a shipment to come in on dry ice and then reuse it or 2) bum some off of my partner who works down the road in a cancer research institute.

  6. Richard P. Grant says:

    Depends on your definition of ‘regular’, Karen.
    ‘Regular’ as in Sydney trains, perhaps. They arrive… except when they don’t. And then you’re stuffed.

  7. Bob O'Hara says:

    What’s wrong with using wet ice and a paper towel, eh?

  8. Richard P. Grant says:

    RNA.

  9. Eva Amsen says:

    Ha. Toronto is so ridiculously hot in summer, I have on several occasions marched straight into the cold room for no particular reason after walking/biking over there in the morning.

  10. Åsa Karlström says:

    haha, I would second all this although I can not leave the media on the bench to warm up since the air con in the summer is very efficient. (read super cold) It still gets to me that it is 40C outside and then it will be something like 20 indoors. Put the socks and sweater on, you are going into work. I mean, where else would you undress a bit before you go outdoors!! 😉

  11. Eva Amsen says:

    We used to all keep spare sweaters at the lab in summer. Toronto goes crazy with the air conditioning, too. And in winter the heat is on really high (not in the lab, that’s fine, but in most public buildings and malls) and it’s actually warmer indoors than it is in summer.

  12. Richard Wintle says:

    In the bad old days of the 11th floor Elm Wing at SickKids, it was not unusual for people to change into shorts in winter, since the heating was so fierce. By contrast, the air conditioning was so frigid in summer that the secretaries used to come and borrow lab coats so they could stay warm.
    As a colleague of mine used to say: “37 Celsius – body temperature, just comfortable”.

  13. Eva Amsen says:

    I just noticed that the weather chart for Sydney says “Fine” a lot, and thought I should draw attention to it.
    That is all.

  14. Richard P. Grant says:

    Yes Eva. ‘Fine’. You should see it when it says ‘Warm’.
    And ‘A few showers’ isn’t a forecast: it’s an instruction.

  15. Cath Ennis says:

    Eva, I used to join my fellow cyclists in the cold room first thing in the morning during my PhD. This was in Glasgow, so it wasn’t often all that hot out, but the campus is at the top of a very big hill…
    A postdoc of my acquaintance once got too cold after smoking outside for hours at the lab Xmas party, and went into the 37C room to warm up. Except he fell asleep… and woke up 6 hours later to the worst hangover he’d ever had.

  16. Åsa Karlström says:

    Cath> Are you serious? He fell alsleep in the 37 room? Oh gosh… 🙂 I guess from my experience that room is smelly with bacterial cultures but maybe that room didn’t smell too bad?
    Richard W> hmm… i’m not sure I agree with your collegue at all actually. It’s just, too hot.

  17. Richard P. Grant says:

    The funny thing this morning was seeing the natives all lined up diagonally on Burwood station platform … taking what shade the girders and lampposts offered.

  18. Linda Lin says:

    lol. yea they don’t really tell you how glaring the sun is, or hot and dry it gets, until you get here.
    It’s 35-39 degrees everyday in Canberra and the AC’s a bit shotty. if we leave our experimental plants on the bench for more than 5 mins they go into heat shock.
    Cath & Asa> I think it’s great a postdoc fell asleep in the 37 room while warming up. and it could be just me, but I always thought bacteria cultures kinda smell like canned corn…

  19. Richard P. Grant says:

    Ah but Canberra, you see, is a ‘dry heat’. Which makes all the difference.
    Allegedly.
    cough

  20. Darren Saunders says:

    All this in contrast to a country where a forecast high temp of 3degC is described as “mild”… WTF??
    My favourite part of the Vancouver weather forecast is where they give you a UV rating and tell you how long it would take to get exposed skin sunburnt. Last week it was almost 3 hours. I’m pretty sure you’d have some issues with hypothermia way before you got sunburnt!

  21. Richard P. Grant says:

    I like (FSVO ‘like’) the UV burn times in NZ.
    On the order of three to five minutes…

  22. amy charles says:

    Nothing fine at all about 33C. UV’s sizzled the meteorologists’ brains, poor dears.
    And I have no sympathy for you lot, Jenny. Amateurs. It’s warmed up here to 14F, nice change from the -29F of a couple of weeks ago. They cancelled school here, which surprised me — I thought maybe it was a cost-saving measure, not wanting to heat the schools, but it turned out they feared the diesel would gel in the buses and leave the chilluns frozen on the prairie.

  23. amy charles says:

    Completely meaningless strikeout, there. No joke to miss. Punishment for — well, that — you know, dashes.

  24. Åsa Karlström says:

    Richard: I think the dry and humid thingy makes a difference… I was not half as tired in the dry heat of 40C in Turkey the other summer (without AC n the hotel) than here in Memphis in August when the humidity is up to 94% and the temp is 40C at the same time.. I am gone. Brain stops working.
    Of course, for me the UV times are utterly useless since I know from experience that more than 2 mins in the sun unprotected = red like a lobster (i do not care about UV damage then, I just hurt).
    Amy: At least you have snow right? And dry cold (I think everything is frozen solid around you) I am hoping for snow in Sweden today but I am not sure…

  25. Linda Lin says:

    @ Meagan: That is SO cute, even though the poor koalas look so dehydrated and heat stroked. thanks for the link

  26. amy charles says:

    Yes, Åsa, we have snow. Snow, snow, snow, as far as the eye can see over the fields. Blends right in with horizon and dingy sky. The appalling whiteness what needs shoveling.

  27. Cath Ennis says:

    Darren, I once got sunburned in February (NOT skiing, just walking around the city). In Scotland. Damn Celtic skin…

  28. Darren Saunders says:

    It’s always easy in Sydney to pick the newly arrived tourists from the UK… they’re the red ones 🙂

  29. Richard Wintle says:

    Ah but Canberra, you see, is a ‘dry heat’. Which makes all the difference.
    I’ve heard the analogous (“opposite”?) argument from Western Canadians – “Well, of course it gets to -40 in Alberta, but it’s a dry cold.”
    To which I respond: at -40, how humid is it going to be?

  30. Richard Wintle says:

    P.S. Cath – I’ve gotten a sunburn on a beach in Devon before now – and also in Wales, which is even more challenging.
    Amy – how the heck does one code strikeout in these comments? Regular html tags don’t preview correctly… do they actually work?

  31. amy charles says:

    Richard, it looks like a single dash does it – like this – .

  32. amy charles says:

    Whoops. Must stick the dash to the first letter like this.

  33. Cath Ennis says:

    “It’s always easy in Sydney to pick the newly arrived tourists from the UK… they’re the red ones :)”
    Nope, that’s just the English. If they’re Scottish, it can take a week or so to go from blue to white.

  34. Frank Norman says:

    More cute koala pics.

  35. Richard Wintle says:

    Thanks, Amy. I was confused baffled bewildered frustrated with trying to figure that out.
    Frank – very cute indeed.

  36. Richard P. Grant says:

    ‘cute’ and ‘koala’ only go together if you’ve never been close to one.

  37. Meagan Walsh says:

    ‘cute’ and ‘koala’ only go together if you’ve never been close to one.

    Hey! Don’t ruin the illusion… 🙂
    (They’re not cute when you’ve had them mating outside your bedroom window either…they grunt like pigs.)

  38. Richard P. Grant says:
  39. Audra McKinzie says:

    Ah, such a beautiful day to de-frost my freezer. Yes, just wheel it out to the courtyard and collect it in 20 minutes.
    Bet the construction workers next to your ‘new’ building won’t have their shirts off! And pribably just as well…You can have it!

  40. Ed Rybicki says:

    “We have shaking incubators especially advertised to cool down to 25°C
    Men wear labcoats (only if they really have to) with the bottom two buttons undone so they don’t appear indecent …”
    …and sandals and shorts are preferred lab wear
    ligations are done in a fridge rather than on the bench
    giving lectures can be REALLY interesting on a good day, depending on the state of undress of students
    cockroaches are the size of small dogs
    you keep fume hood ventilators on ALL the time, so warm air doesn’t come in from outside….

  41. Richard P. Grant says:

    bq. cockroaches are the size of small dogs
    That’s all right. These keep them down:

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