Last night saw three couples, a cat, a dog and one young boy come together to watch the hockey. Well, everyone except the cat, who slept, and the boy (Linden) who just wanted to regale us with his best jokes:
Linden: Knock knock
Me: Who’s there?
Linden: Knock knock
Me: Knock knock who?
Linden: ….. (giggle).
Later:
Linden: Knock knock
Mr E Man: Who’s there?
Linden: Apple
Mr E Man: Apple who?
Linden: …………Pumpkin apple! (giggle giggle).
Another attempt:
Linden: Knock knock
Mr E Man: Who’s there?
Linden: Apple
Mr E Man: Apple who?
Linden: Running apple! (runs around the room).
A lesson from a pro:
Mr E Man: Knock knock
Linden: Who’s there?
Mr E Man: Orange
Linden: Orange who?
Mr E Man: Orange you glad I didn’t say apple?
Linden: blank look
After ordering pizza (Hawaiian with mushroom and vegetarian with chicken: that’s how we roll):
Linden: Knock knock
Me: Who’s there?
Linden: Mushroom
Me: Mushroom who?
Linden: Mushroom glad I didn’t say apple?
Methinks the boy needs some more lessons.








