Bears in Search of a Caption

OK, it’s Friday and you lot don’t have anything to do either. But take heart, folks. The Great Beyond has just pointed to the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition at the NHM. Lots of goodies there, but I did like this one:

I don’t care if it’s Halloween. If it says it’s a zombie that means it’s dead, and I’m hungry.
All it needs is a better caption than mine. Anyone care to offer one up?


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20 Responses to Bears in Search of a Caption

  1. Kristi Vogel says:

    Where’s my free human? There’s supposed to be a free Alaska pipeline worker in every box of Bloody Seal Blubber Chunks!
    or
    I’m sick and tired of hearing “Drill baby, drill.” So I decided to do something about it, OK?

  2. Henry Gee says:

    You could have undressed it first, you idiot. Those clothes cost the Republican Party $150,000, and now they’re ruined!

  3. Henry Gee says:

    Gee Minor offers
    ‘If you don’t like it, you can leave it on the side of the plate’

  4. Matt Brown says:

    What do you mean: “Is it suitable for vegetarians”?

  5. Matt Brown says:

    That’s one hell of a blister you’ve got there.

  6. Henry Gee says:

    Did you have to bring it in here? I’ve spent simply hours tidying this floe.

  7. Henry Gee says:

    … and a seal tandoori for table 14, and be quick about it.

  8. Henry Gee says:

    All right, have it your way, you heard a seal bark.

  9. Henry Gee says:

    Okay, he said that he’d had sex with your grand-daughter on national radio, but don’t you think you over-reacted?

  10. Kristi Vogel says:

    No! The Abdominal Contents dissection is NEXT week! Today’s dissection is the Posterior Mediastinum. I hope you’re not planning to go into Surgery, young man, because you couldn’t cut your way out of a clear plastic bag.

  11. Matt Brown says:

    As yet another guest selects ‘hunk of meat and snowy clump’, the producers of Polar Bear Desert-Island Disks admit that the show is becoming too predictable.

  12. Anna Kushnir says:

    “Joey doesn’t share food!!”
    Anyone remember Friends? Anyone?

  13. Mike Fowler says:

    Round 2 of the belching competition involved less feedback

  14. Daniel Cressey says:

    Ketchup? No you can’t have bloody ketchup on it.

  15. Bob O'Hara says:

    Wow! Going well folks. But the bear at the back seems to have had enough.

  16. Cath Ennis says:

    No you CAN’T has sealburger

  17. Cath Ennis says:

    Second Life bear finally manages to get rid of that pesky Nature Network editor

  18. Bob O'Hara says:

    Poor Matt. He’s not going to live that down, is he?

    “There are worse things than this, Prof. Steve. Imagine being attached to a Second Lifer’s right eyeball.”

  19. steffi suhr says:

    Poor Matt. He’s not going to live that down, is he?
    Hey, he posted it – and seems kind of proud of it, too. I’m glad he did, it’s one of the funniest things I’d seen in a while!

  20. Maxine Clarke says:

    “That’ll teach him to be rude about my panda head.”