This idea of Martin Rundkvist is just too good not to pass on:
Let’s Shoot Bits of Peter Higgs into the LHC!
Now, if any of you physicists know of a good reason why this is a bad idea, kindly keep quiet and let the rest of us remain with our fantasies.
Hydrogen is pretty easy – you’d just have to exhale – but lead ions?
Bad idea. Bad, bad, bad.
Just imagine getting that past the ethics committee.
Just promise not to laugh – they’re only worried about their dignity.
Sorry Bob, promise broken.