I had my wallet stolen by a Madrid pickpocket on my recent honeymoon.
I once almost lost a kayak dry-box containing wallets, phones and keys to a group of thieving raccoons who were attempting to drag it into the bushes.
I’ve had good mileage from both stories, so imagine how many times this woman will be re-telling her holiday story.
I’ve mentioned before that I’d love to see orangs in their natural habitat before they’re all gone, but when I go, I think I’ll keep my distance.
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