Category Archives: grant wrangling

Friday Wednesday Quiz-ology

Yes folks, it’s time for another fun quiz from my puzzle-a-day desk calendar!   I was going to save this for Friday, but I just submitted a grant after much stress and panic and lost sleep,* so I could do … Continue reading

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Adobe: Acrobat, eh?

You must be very bendy. Perhaps you could go fuck yourself? Yup, grant crankiness time. As part of the current grant application, I need to assemble details of every grant currently held and applied for by all eight of the … Continue reading

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Busy busy busy…

…working on an extremely cool grant, due Wednesday. I want this one to get funded soooo badly – the science is so cool and the potential impact so great. I wish I could blog about it! Anyway, until I’m free … Continue reading

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RFA ROFL

Oops: A subsequent email read “Apologies for the previous message which was sent out due to a technical error”. I love this kind of thing!

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TMA: Too Many Acronyms

My Computer files and email inbox are awash, overflowing, drowning in the acronyms used by various funding agencies, academic institutes, media outlets, and assorted other organisations. I’m sure many of my readers have the same issue. However, my problem is … Continue reading

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GRRRRR-ant

Or should that be g-RANT? Today, at 4:15, I finally submitted the Grant With No Deadline. Or, more accurately, the grant that had no deadline… no deadline… no deadline… no deadline… for months, and then suddenly HAD to be submitted … Continue reading

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The only thing worse than a grant deadline…

…is a grant with no deadline. A little while ago, DrDrA at Blue Lab Coats wrote a post about the “total rush” of the grant writing process. As a professional grant wrangler, I have to say that parts of her … Continue reading

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My definition of a bombastic project management style, Part I: Background

Salary support sources and their impact on my job description As I mentioned in an earlier post, my job (originally a two year position ending in November 2009) has been extended “indefinitely” (i.e. for as long as funding is available). My … Continue reading

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Tuesday pet peeve: the wrong kinds of ignorance

(This post could potentially get me into trouble at work – a rarity on this blog! I therefore wrote it without using any of the keywords that might cause the people involved to find it on Google. My apologies if this … Continue reading

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Supersize me!

It’s that time of year again. Mid-August to mid-October is Big Canadian Grants time and, as usual, I’m feeling the pressure of deadlines and red tape. I usually respond by increasing the number of cups of tea I drink each … Continue reading

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