We apologise for causing a gene

This amused me:
engrish funny modernized gene
see more Engrish
The puzzle of the lost translation was solved by the first commenter on the original post, who explained that “inconvenience = gêne in French, not gène.”
As in “Your knowledge of English is just fine, it’s your accent that’s the problem”.

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Art appreciation class

Here’s a shockingly bad photo* of a painting in a local restaurant.


Mr E Man and I ate there for the first time last week, and had a disagreement about the interpretation of this painting. It reminded both of us of Moulin Rouge, obviously, but I was struck by the contrast between Nicole Kidman’s visible joy and sense of fun in her scene on the swing, and the sadness on the face of this woman.

“She’s not sad”, opined my husband, “she’s scared. Of falling off the swing, or of the audience grabbing her or something”.

The waiter agreed with me, even though Mr E Man was holding the bill and his credit card.

I know it’s a terrible photo, but what do you think?!

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*Mr E Man has borrowed my iPhone AGAIN today, leaving me in the dark ages with no music to listen to or games to play. If this continues I’m hoping he’ll want to keep it, so I can justify getting the new model with quadruple the capacity and a much better camera.

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Bonobos are go!

So you’re having a bad day at work.
People are constantly demanding your attention, adding to your behemoth of a to-do list that you can’t get to because of all the interruptions.
People are replying to your emails in such a way that you’re convinced they can’t possibly have read a single word of the original message.
You made a cup of tea and then remembered that you finished the milk yesterday, so you have to run over the road to the cafeteria, where you get stuck in a queue behind people trying to pay in pennies, and bring your milk back to your desk to find your tea has gone cold.
But then you open Google Reader (dramatic sigh optional), and notice a new post from one of your happy blogs. You know, the one that usually posts stories and photos that make you a little misty if you’re a sentimental sap like me, and (occasionally) something heartbreakingly sad that inspires you to open your wallet, pull out your credit card, and click on their link.
And your day gets a little brighter.
Bonobo Handshake is one of my happy blogs.
I started reading over a year ago, when the blog focused on the research being done at the Lola ya Bonobo sanctuary in Congo. The focus of the blog has shifted since then though, as the sanctuary staff prepare for the first ever release of these endangered apes into the wild. I’ve read about their efforts to secure a suitable site, and to engage the local community. I’ve read about their fears for their beloved bonobos, but their pragmatism that they have to start now and accept that some animals will die, rather than postpone the first attempt at release until the species is even more endangered than it is now.
And I’ve read with great joy that the first stages of the release have gone very well.
Go. Read. It might just brighten your day.

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Cyborgs!


Versatile Wireless Xenomorph Yearning for Nocturnal Observation and Troubleshooting

Get Your Cyborg Name

I’m yearning for nocturnal sleep, actually. And maybe a cookie.

(H/T Biomechanical Operational Being Optimised for Hazardous Assassination and Rational Analysis)

ETA:


Vicious, Wimp-Xecuting, Yokel-Nabbing Ogre from the Tower

Get Your Monster Name

That’s more like it.

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Resoluquinox: the summer solstice update

Wow, has it been three months already?!

I’ve had mixed success with my resolutions:

A) CAREER

i) do everything I can to make sure I get to stay on in my job after my original two year contract expires in November.

I have a verbal “probably”. The exact source of the funds is not decided yet, and the source will determine the job description, but I’m reasonably confident that I’ll still be doing something very similar to my current job come December. I’m doing my best to keep on proving my usefulness, and hopefully I’ll be considered indispensable by contract renewal time!

ii) stop procrastinating and develop my freelance writing

I did get the first royalties for the big group project I completed at the beginning of 2008. I thought I’d arranged a freebie gig for a local charity that funds biological research, but I seem to have fallen through the cracks due to maternity leave and workloads at the other end. They did like the sample research summary articles I sent them though, so maybe this will be resurrected. I hope so, their newsletter goes to tens of thousands of people and looks very professional!

I was supposed to be on a freelancing course yesterday and next Saturday, but it got cancelled due to under subscription. Boooo.

I do need to do better here. (And get my course refund too).

B) HEALTH

i) Exercise more

I’m doing pretty well, actually! A combination of the iPhone application and excellent advice from Mermaid has really helped with the running. I started about six weeks ago at 7 minutes 30 seconds total time, with 1:00+0:30 walk+run intervals, and today I did a total of 28 minutes with 1:00+6:00 walk + run intervals. Quite the improvement! I’m going running twice a week, and going swimming or doing circuits (occasionally both) once per week too. Plus of course cycling 12 km of hills most weekdays. I think this is the biggest success on the list. Not that I’ve seen any major improvements on my hips or on the scales… but I’m sure my cardiovascular system is thanking me!

ii) stretch more

A necessity when running, so I’m doing better here.

iii) improve my diet

FAIL! Running makes me hungry. Swimming makes me really, really hungry. My diet wasn’t terrible to start with, but I do need to do better…

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As for the late additions:

“Play my guitar more”

More, yes, but from a very infrequent bass line baseline. Must Do Better.

“Don’t neglect the garden as much as last year”

SUCCESS! It’s looking quite respectable. I’ve had an email request for photos, I will oblige soon I promise…

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BOOM, baby!

Baby number one of the summer has arrived!

An as-yet unnamed little girl, by C-section at 2 pm PST. Many congratulations to proud parents Sally and Steve!

Four more to go before July 20th, including baby #1’s cousin! One baby is expected in Seattle, the others in Vancouver. There’s a second wave (currently n=2) hitting Vancouver in November.

My friends have been busy*, and I will be a busy Auntie! My duties start tomorrow, when I’ll be taking two of the remaining very pregnant mums out for their last child-free dinner for a while…

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*I don’t know what was in the water that month, I’m just glad that I apparently didn’t drink it

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Outsourcing peer review

I was interested by an article in this week’s Nature1 about the Italian government outsourcing some peer review to the American NIH.
This seems like it could be a useful exercise for some governments, in some circumstances. However, I was surprised to read that Italian researchers will not be brought into the peer review committees. It seems to me that there would be more potential for two-way learning if Italian science were represented during the entire process. I read a lot of blog posts about the NIH (and NSF) systems, and there are clear cultural differences even to Canadian peer review, so one might expect that there would be an even greater gulf between US and Italian practices. Every country will have different research priorities and academic structures, after all, and proposal rankings decided by foreign scientists might not translate into the optimal research portfolio for a smaller state.
It will be interesting to see how this experiment pans out, but I expect that wholesale outsourcing of peer review to a foreign government will always be an exception rather than a rule. Mixed nationality peer review committees, on the other hand, sound like a very interesting idea. I’m sure this already happens within the EU, and with specific collaborative agreements between different countries; does anyone have any experience in this area?

1 accessed through the website, as all attempts to click RSS feed items from within Google Reader are resulting in “DOI not found” errors from The DOI System, rather than taking me to the relevant article on the Nature site in the usual way.

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YTF?

My name is NOT. CATHY.

My given name is Catherine, and my parents still call me that. Everyone else has called me Cath since I was 14. I don’t dislike the name Cathy itself, I just really don’t like it on me – I don’t think it suits me at all. Plus I have two close friends and one sister-in-law called Cathy (or Kathy), and it’s nice to be distinctive*.

This was never a problem in the UK, where Cath is a relatively common name. But here in Canada, people just can’t seem to get their heads around it. If I introduce myself as Cath, the person invariably says “…Cathy?” in a confused voice. Cath just doesn’t register as a name, even in writing; if I email a new contact and sign off with my preferred name, 9 times out of 10 the reply will read “Dear Cathy”. Only one person has ever realised and apologised for this.

I don’t know where these people are pulling the y from, but I know where they can stick it.

Now, I’ve always thought that (in person at least) I’ve corrected the Cathy people very politely, and with a smile, but the perception among one particular group of friends is that I aggressively jump down people’s throats if they call me by the wrong name (Mr E Man assures me that I never actually have). So now, when a new acquaintance calls me Cathy, I can’t even get one polite word in before at least two of my friends shout “OH NO! Don’t call her that! She’ll kill ya!”

These days I introduce myself as Catherine over the phone, and often in person too. Then I can just casually drop in a “most people call me Cath” at a convenient time if the relationship develops. But this tends to confuse the people who already know me, especially at work.

I’m sure this problem isn’t unique to me – does anyone have any advice?!

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*Undergrad roommates included Catherine, Cathy, and Kate. Then I lived with a Cathy in Glasgow, and (at different times) a Kat and a Katie in Vancouver. During undergrad, my parents would call and ask for Catherine, Catherine’s parents called her Cathy, and Cathy’s parents called her Cath. Our other four roomies dreaded having to answer the phone.

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Yeah yeah

Very funny

(from here)
On a lighter note, do you like these beaver cup cakes my friend made for me?

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Modern life is rubbish loud

So I’m loving my podcasts. I signed up for all your suggestions (and then some), and have stuck with most of them. I save the music podcasts for work; to my surprise I’ve found that spoken word works better than music for running and other exercise. Having something to actively listen to, rather than familiar music that doesn’t require any higher-level processing, seems to take my mind off the fact that I’m doing something so unnatural and ridiculous. The only drawback is that I usually choose comedy, and laughing out loud while running around the cemetery* with a beet-red face tends to make other people cross to the other side of the path.

I do sometimes worry about the effects on my poor abused ears though. I already have mild tinnitus thanks to too many loud gigs and club nights during my student days, and I often struggle to pick out individual conversations at poker night, when six to eight people are usually engaged in three or four separate conversations around one big table. My last comprehensive hearing test results came back as slap bang in the middle of the normal range, and I don’t think I’ve deteriorated much in the four or five years since then, but I’m definitely way down from where I was in my early twenties.

Unfortunately, cranking the iPod volume sometimes seems unavoidable. Take yesterday. I went to apply for my pisspot passport first thing in the morning (it’s for a work trip, therefore doing it on work time is OK, right?!), so I took the bus and skytrain downtown to the passport office. Walking to the bus stop along a main road, I had to start turning up the volume to compensate for the noise of the passing cars. It doesn’t matter so much with music, but with spoken word you can’t start missing five second chunks every twenty seconds. Waiting to cross the intersection with a busier road, I had to turn the volume up again to compensate for the trucks.

On the bus the volume initially came back down, but then got cranked again to compensate for several nearby conversations, each in a different language. Not to mention the noise of the bus, its “next stop” announcements, and passing traffic. Being an electric bus it was silent when not in motion, and I had to hurriedly turn the volume back down at one intersection when all conversations simultaneously stopped and I got worried about my seatmate overhearing parts of the Savage Love cast… (link possibly NSFW, depending on your W).

The skytrain was even worse; I gave up completely once we reached the underground section** and the sound of wheels on rails was joined by the tunnel noises.

But after getting off the train and into the quiet of a very posh mall, I pressed “play” again and was suddenly, painfully, blasted by my over-cranked earbuds.

The same thing happened at work this afternoon when resuming a podcast I’d been listening to at the gym, in competition with the usual sound system, a second music source outside, and frequent tannoy announcements about new classes.

The thing is, in both cases, I’d been struggling to hear the podcast properly before leaving the louder environment. Realising how loud my iPod had actually been, in addition to the potential detrimental effects of the ambient noise in such loud environments, is making me rethink where and when I listen to my iPod. I know you can get those fancy headphones that block all outside noise so you can play your stuff at a much lower volume, but I kinda like to be able to hear oncoming cars when I’m oot and aboot. Plus my iPhone headset has an integral microphone that I use a lot.

Any suggestions?

Oh, and do you like the solution I found to my headset storage problem?


It’s now protected and tangle-free, and I got to recycle a tic-tac container into the bargain!

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*I promise I’m not being evil or disrespectful! The huge cemetery is positively teeming with joggers, cyclists, and people out walking their dogs (and occasionally, parrots). No-one seems to mind. I do get off my bike and walk through the war memorial and veterans’ grave section on my way to and from work though; I could never treat that area as just another part of my commute. And I never run through that section.

**yes, we have underground “sky” trains in Vancouver. We’re very special.

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