Tunnel lights

  • After almost three months, we are getting our place back to ourselves in one more week! Awesome Tenant is moving out of the basement suite for the summer (at the very least), and Mr E Man’s divorcing friend is moving down there on May 1st. This is great timing and has the potential to work extremely well for all concerned. (Although Divorcing Friend is going to have to work hard to be as awesome a tenant as Awesome Tenant, who brings us home-made cookies along with the rent money). DF has done his utmost to be a helpful and non-intrusive house guest – he’s washed lots of dishes, fixed our old PC, and even made us pancakes one morning – and has generally succeeded. However, the weekends when he’s had his seven-year old son with him have been a little too noisy and chaotic for my liking. And I really don’t like sharing our one and only bathroom. I’d also like to be able to talk stupidly to my cats again when I come home from work, without worrying about who’s listening from the other room… yeah, he laughed a LOT at my “Boogie Woogie Schmoogie! Who’sh a good kitty? You can has treats!” routine one day…
  • I have finally figured out how to describe my job. My actual title is essentially meaningless to most people. I’ve tended to use “Grant Writer”, although it only describes about 10% of what I do. I’ve now settled on “Grant Wrangler”, which gets me up to about 80% and better captures the exertion required to get the damn things into the right places at the right times, and in the best possible condition. Blog post tags are now being modified to reflect this change.
  • As of this morning, the shower room is back in business! I no longer have to endure the attractive helmet hair-frizz ball combo look, but can wash my hair upon arrival and look somewhat like a normal human being again (although my forehead dent is becoming gradually more visible, at least to me. Hmmmm).
  • While I am still coughing, today has not (yet) featured one of the gag reflex-triggering coughing fits that have marked the last week.

Tra la la, it’s Friday and it’s sunny. Have a good weekend!

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Wouldn’t you think

that a drawer that looks like this

would contain at least one paper clip?

Sushi menu, safety goggles, golf balls & tees, two sets of allen keys, numerous screwdriver and drill bits, spackle, used and new batteries, camera film (I’ve had a digital camera for five years), elastic bands, crazy glue and a sanding block: all present and correct. Paper clips, nope.

Oh well, at least the taxes are done, even if I can’t assemble and mail the filing package just yet.

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Gene trek: TNG

The problem:
If a technology described as next-generation sequencing is being published in multiple papers per month, then surely it is no longer “next generation” but “current generation”.
What horrors will be spawned by future advances in sequencing technology?

  • Next-next-generation sequencing?
  • Yet-another-generation DNA sequencing?
  • Sequencing: the wrath of Sanger?

The solution:
In order to avoid an intractably messy literature, how about assigning clearly defined generation numbers, as the cell phone industry have done?

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Cough medicine FAIL

I called Mr E Man at work yesterday and asked if he could possibly pick me up some cough medicine on the way home. Being the best husband EVAH, he brought me “the most expensive stuff in the store – this must be good stuff”, plus some juice and some chocolate. He then went out to a friend’s house to watch the UFC.

After taking three doses, my cough wasn’t getting any better at all. I finally read the label and realised that he’d inadvertently brought me the homeopathic stuff.

I called him again and asked him to make a second attempt. So he got the taxi driver to stop at the 7-11 on the way home, and triumphantly came into the house bearing:

Benylin for children.

So I took twice the recommended dose and went to bed. It was either that or put a capful of the homeopathic stuff in the bath, fill it up, and then drink a cup of the magically fortifed potion.

As soon as I’m better, I’m gonna kick his ass teach him how to read labels. And figure out the answer to his question about an anti-placebo effect.

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You’re fired

My work has gone fire safety crazy recently. I’m one of the few people on my floor who’s usually at their desk rather than in the lab or off doing whatever it is that PIs do when they’re not in their offices, so I get to be a floor warden! Yay! Lucky me. We’ve had all kinds of videos and lectures and I’ve been given a lovely red hard hat, with an attractive orange vest on the way. It might be worth it though; there’s a rumour that our next training will resemble the standard method my PhD institute used in Glasgow, i.e. going out to the parking lot and setting fire to bins full of paper and big trays of petrol, and learning how to put them out.
We had a full building evacuation fire drill yesterday. It went remarkably smoothly; we got out and declared our floor “clear” to the head honcho within about three minutes. It helped that they’d given everyone lots of warning about a 10.30 fire drill, and that most people went for coffee at 10.25. (They missed out on the free candy the safety team handed out though, so who are the smart ones, eh?)
At the debriefing, we were told that the next drill will be unannounced (that’ll go down well with people doing tissue culture and animal work). Not only that, but they’ll enlist students as actors who will pretend to sprain an ankle on the stairs, or to pass out behind a filing cabinet or in another inaccessible location.
My first thought was that our next drill might resemble this classic clip from the US version of The Office:

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Snakes…

on a plane!

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B cells, T cells, Wheeeeeeeeee! cells and WTF? cells

On Tuesday, I woke up feeling great. I had a spring in my step all day, I sang all the way into work, I was incredibly productive, I chatted with everyone, I sang all the way back home, and then I went for an unprecedented after-work run. I put this down to the effects of a relaxing long weekend followed by a day of sunshine and cherry blossoms.
On Wednesday, I woke up with a weird dry patch at the back of my throat that no amount of water, juice or tea could quench, but felt otherwise fine. Pretty damn good actually.
On Thursday (today), I woke up at 2am, unable to breathe through my nose, and with a killer sore throat and plugged up ears. I got back to sleep with the help of my old friend and saviour Vicks Vapour Rub, and will soon drag myself into work with the greatest of reluctance and a purse full of pills. (We have a full building evacuation fire drill this morning (I’m a floor warden) and another installment of the excellent course I’m taking this afternoon, so I really can’t stay home).
Wednesday and Thursday are not very interesting at all, just a common cold, I’ll be fine in a few days. It’s Tuesday that interests me.
It’s not the first time that I’ve felt just amazing the day before starting to come down with a cold. Just really really happy and energetic and productive. (I should have known on Tuesday that I’d be getting sick today, but I was in too good of a mood to acknowledge it).
I’ve mentioned this phenomenon to a few people, but no-one else seems to have experienced it. Google and PubMed have also let me down. I’m not an immunologist, but I’d put my money on an immune system ramp-up in response to an as-yet asymptomatic viral infection. Cytokines or something. Endorphins maybe.
Any ideas? And can someone please bring me a hot lemon with honey?

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–ra–le*

(Regular readers may have noticed a recent increase in the number of short and/or image-based posts. This is all because of Resolution A ii. I definitely don’t want to give up blogging, but I do need to reduce the amount of time I spend on it. It’s also the NHL playoffs. Please bear with me; I’ll try to drop the occasional more substantial post in!)

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Mr E Man consistently beats me at pretty much every game we play. He’d tell you that it’s because of his vastly superior skill, but I’d like to point out that almost every single game has some element of luck, and that the luck usually goes his way.

You know your letters are bad when you feel compelled to take a photo of them. These letters were actually better than the 4 Is I had for the prior two hands. Surely they can’t get any worse though.


Oh, look, wrong again. These will be fun to get rid of during the endgame.

Final score: Cath 168, Mr E Man 304. Although I would like to point out that he got the X, the Z, the Q and the J, and put them in places where I couldn’t use them. He doubled my rummy score on the ferry home too.

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*”Scrabble” with all the good point-scoring letters removed

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And they’re (play)off!

Beer?
Check

Chips?
Check
Canucks shirt?
Check

Check

Houseful of friends?
En route

Stanley Cup?

Hell yeah baby!

GO CANUCKS GO!

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Please ignore this post

Testing the iPhone blogging thing

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