The hidden messages in birthday cards

“Remember how pretty your home town is? Isn’t it lovely? When are you moving back?”
“Dude, can you believe we’re in our thirties???!!!! Just remember that I will always be four months younger than you”
“Hey, I told the Vatican about your drunk dialling exploits in Glasgow, and they’re sending their elite water skiing nun hit squad to come and get you”

Um…. dunno, any ideas?!
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Five gigs of music

Inspired by Stephen’s U2 fanboy post, and by a stellar gig last night, here are some witterings about my top five live music experiences.
In no particular order:

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Search bots

Anyone who follows the comments and posts of the week feature in the sidebar will have spotted that ScienceGirl was one of the winners this week, with a mention of “that worm-looking thingy that tried living in your friend“. She was referring, of course, to the bot fly incident.

That post has been the source of some very entertaining Google search terms recently. In increasing order of “DUDE!!! WTF???!!!“:

  • bot fly in hands
  • bot fly up your ass
  • how would you change your room to care for a bot fly

Bot fly hostess extraordinaire Kyrsten responded to my email about the last query (which came from Toronto, by the way) with “Lmao! You would give it a good healthy leg for it to snack on/in!”

I just feel really, really sorry for anyone who finds that post using some variation on “ingrown hair on bikini line” and ends up freaking out about parasites. Don’t worry gals, unless you’ve been to Central America recently, you probably just have an ingrown hair.

I also liked:

  • grantsmanship limerick
  • how to pick up a ukranian accent
  • how to make your accent sound intelligent
  • angry european cuttlefish
  • what does fancy a cuppa mean
  • fuck noroviruses

And I’m not going to post the search terms that are bringing people to this post. I’d rather not encourage the worryingly large number of people who are trying to figure out a way to do naughty things in their workplace and/or in front of paying audiences in performance venues.

OK, ski minus 39 hours and counting. I’m off to the pub.

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Wow, that was fast

Cell has a featured preview today of a paper titled “STIM1 Clusters and Activates CRAC Channels via Direct Binding of a Cytosolic Domain to Orai1”[1], with STIM1 standing for stromal interaction molecule 1.
The title of the preview?

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Emergency muffins

Short on time earlier today1, I popped over the road into my institute’s staff and patient canteen to buy something for a working lunch at my desk. In doing so, I noticed for the first time that the canteen staff have symbols on their ID badges that allow them to use the city’s disaster response routes.
So, rest assured that if you’re in Vancouver when The Big One hits, you’ll still be able to get your crappy sandwiches, boring salads, and muffins that are erroneously labelled as “double chocolate” (“double baked” would have been more accurate – I almost broke a tooth).

“10 boxes of egg salad on white bread to Sector 3, stat! Hurry man, there’s no time to lose!”

1 Before anyone says anything along the lines of “what are you doing on here then”, I’m waiting for the next draft of the grant that’s due tomorrow. Should be here by 3.30.

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Grant deadline craziness

I just can’t seem to help myself… after the dodgy limericks and Shakespeare adaptations of the last couple of big deadline weeks, I’ve found yet another outlet for my caffeine-fuelled craziness creativity. Here’s my Facebook status from Monday:

(Please note that while I’m more than happy for you all to know my full real name, I don’t want Google to bring this blog up when people search for me. Not a problem when it’s embedded in an image… but please don’t use my surname anywhere on this blog. Thanks!)

All five signatures have now been procured, checked, and couriered. One less thing to worry about…

Deadline is Friday afternoon. Drinks with Infinite Science are Friday at 6 pm. Escape to Sun Peaks is Saturday morning. Must. Remember. To breathe.

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Videos that make me happy

Not least because they make for a quick’n’easy post in a very busy week.
These two commercials are getting a lot of airtime on Canadian TV.
The first one warms the heart:

while the second one engages the brain:

That was quick! I think this might be the first ever blog post I’ve written while waiting for a kettle to boil.

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It’s blogging, Jim, but not as we know it

Grant deadline week!!!!!!!!

To be followed by ski trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I’m pretty busy. So instead of a proper post, here are a couple of snippets from the web.

Look who wants to be the next Canadian Prime Minister! This was all over the TV news yesterday, and I say, how frickin’ awesome would that be??!! Too bad he doesn’t appear to be serious.

An amusing headline choice from the BBC. “Liquid water” would have conveyed the same information, and not made me think of aliens turning on a tap to fill a kettle.

See you on the other side…

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Bike polo

I was hangin’ in my old hood yesterday, and saw these guys on the tennis courts:
Cool! I guess the solid wheels are meant to prevent someone’s stick going through the spokes.
It still got pretty physical though:

And a couple of people got knocked off their bikes, although obviously the most spectacular crash happened just after I’d put my phone away.

They were having tons of fun. But, given that when setting out for the Drive, I managed to fall off my own bike before I even got on it*, I think I’d better pass.
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*I also forgot my lock and had to spend $55 on a new one. D’oh! 
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For my Swedish friends

This popped up on the Scotland Introducing podcast from the BBC… 

I’m sorry, but I laughed.
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