Endogenous retrovideos

Way back at the beginning of time my blogging adventure, I wrote a pair of linked posts that attracted over 3,000 views in a single day. While I’ve yet to repeat that level of interest, one of the two posts is still my most-Googled page. The subject was endogenous retroviruses (ERVs), and the attempt by a Creationist website to claim one of my ERV papers as evidence of a designer. (They took it down in the end, with traffic from my blog being one possible factor. I don’t know, because they never actually gave me a proper response).
Creationists love ERVs. Their reasoning is that since some of them show function, they must have been put there for a reason. See the comments thread on the first post linked above, if you have a spare hour or two – it’s a fascinating study of how evidence for evolution can be twisted into an argument for the reverse. I had to close the comments on the thread eventually, as replying to all the weird and wonderful questions was taking up way too much of my time, but it was an interesting and valuable exercise for me.
The reason I’m mentioning this now is that I’m getting a new wave of click-throughs to my ERV post. This happens a lot – someone will go Googling for ERVs, and then link to my post on a forum about evolution. But this new wave is coming from YouTube. I followed the referring link, and found this video (my post is linked from the “more information” panel at top right).

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Wardrobe dysfunction

So, yesterday:

  • I got up and changed (#1) into the jeans and sweater I’d been wearing the night before.
  • After breakfast I assessed the road conditions, decided that cycling was an option, and changed (#2) into my cycling gear.
  • I got to work, showered, and changed (#3) into my work clothes.
  • After work, I changed (#4) back into my cycling clothes, and biked to the pool.
  • I changed (#5) into my attractive swimming costume, swimming cap and goggles* combo.
  • After a decent work out and a brief rinse off, I put my wet stuff back in a plastic bag*, changed (#6) back into my bike gear, and rode home.
  • I then had a proper shower and changed (#7) back into jeans and a t-shirt.
  • At bed time I changed (#8) into my sleeping t-shirt.
Changing my clothes eight times in one day seems a little excessive. And it is, even for me; my weekday average is probably five or six times. Other than not showering / sleeping in my cycling gear / changing straight into my cycling gear in the morning (not ideal because I usually have MacTavish and/or at least one kitty on my lap during breakfast, and the lycra is too slippery), I don’t think there’s any way to improve the situation.
But hey, it’s not too annoying, really. Except for when I’m a bit dopey in the morning and don’t quite assemble my work outfit properly before stuffing it in my bag. Recent infractions include:
  • Forgetting to take my fleece jacket back to work after washing it (it usually lives on my office chair), and then having the option of wearing either no jacket or a (not very warm) fluorescent orange cycling jacket with attractive reflective strips to the coffee house on a sub-zero winter’s day.
  • Only having a black bra to go under a somewhat see-through white shirt.
  • Black pants, brown boots (or vice versa).
  • Brown boots, no socks.
  • Cords and boots combo that made me go “swoosh-click” with every step, making people turn round and stare. Honestly, I have a hard enough time matching my clothes visually, if I have to start matching them acoustically as well, I’m screwed.
Proper grown-ups with normal lives, who get dressed for work at home and then commute by car or transit, don’t have these problems. But when my commute will soon transition from views of snowy mountains to warmer rides through tunnels of cherry blossom, I think I can put up with a few infractions and a visit or two from the fashion police.
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*Yay! I learned my lesson from last week. Now to keep up the good work.
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Podcath

Thanks to a bit of a kick in the pants useful advice from Professor in Training, I’ve recently discovered the wonderful world of podcasting. (Late adopter, moi?). So I thought I’d share my discoveries, and open up the comments to suggestions of further subscriptions!

The first thing I discovered is that I simply can’t listen to spoken word podcasts while doing, well, anything, really. The second I start typing, or reading something interesting, or even thinking too hard, I just stop listening in any detail. This inevitably results in the episode ending, or the studio audience howling with laughter, and me having to go back to the beginning to work out what was said. I need to listen to these podcasts when I’m doing something that requires minimal concentration – cooking works, as does taking the bus (although that’s the only thing it’s good for). I’ve just bought one of those waist strap pack thingies for my iPhone / keys etc., so I’ll try listening while exercising too. I imagine that circuit training will be OK for spoken word, while cardio will require music. We’ll see…

Current spoken word podcasts:

  • Friday night comedy from BBC Radio 4 (I grew up listening to this stuff, it’s hilarious)
  • Nature (I tried Science and New Scientist too, but there’s a limit to how much science I can take on top of work and my print New Scientist subscription, so I chose the only science podcast that features British accents)
  • Ricky Gervais (really just short advertisements for his audiobooks – which also need my full attention when listening – but still very funny)
  • Stephen Fry’s Podgrams (wonderfully rich and fruity)

I tried CBC radio‘s comedy podcast too, but it is unfortunately just as lame as most CBC humour (Rick Mercer excepted, obviously. Where’s your podcast, eh, Rick?). It’s like Little Mosque on the Prairie – I wanted to like it as it’s such a great concept and the mix of characters seemed so promising. But the set-up to the jokes is so obvious, in true Prairie fashion you can see the punchlines approaching from miles away. Give me CTV’s Corner Gas instead, any day of the week.

Music is a whole different story. I’m happy to listen to music any time, anywhere, and I can listen to most music while blogging or actually getting on with my work. In fact, I often work best with music on.

As I’ve said before, I tend to rely on friends to introduce me to new music – I don’t listen to much radio in Vancouver, as you don’t get the mixed genre stations that you find in the UK. Everything is either pure rock OR pure country OR pure urban OR pure pop, which gets a bit boring. But now, podcasts are introducing me to more new artists than I can keep up with! I have to be able to pay just enough attention to jot down the name of each new artist as they’re announced, and then erase it if I end up not liking the song. I’ve finally found a good use for the little purse-sized notebook I got in my stocking at Christmas, and I’m accumulating quite a list. The only grumble I have is that the BBC doesn’t make all of its music podcasts available to people outside the UK – so while I can listen to various “Introducing” podcasts that feature unsigned indie bands who I can’t find on iTunes, I’m missing some good podcasts of newly signed indie bands, and most other genres are completely blocked overseas. C’mon, BBC! Sort it out, eh?

Current music podcasts:

  • Canada Live from CBC Radio 2 (this is the best of the bunch – live performances from around the country, featuring different genres every week. I’ve heard everything from hip-hop to traditional Celtic fiddle music. The first one I listened to featured a guy named Rob Lutes – I finished listening and went straight to iTunes to purchase all four of his albums, and even signed up to his Facebook group in the hope of hearing news about a West coast tour).
  • Radio 1 Introducing
  • Tom Robinson Introducing
  • Scotland Introducing (all BBC, all unsigned artists only)

Any other suggestions?

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p.s. yes, I changed the template. All the cool kids are doing it, and I thought MacTavish deserved something a wee bit more sophistimacated. I’ve been thinking for a while that the old green colour clashed with the orange sky in the header photo, so this was a good incentive to actually do something about it…

p.p.s. does anyone else have problems with formatting bullet points in Blogger? Also, it really, really, really, needs an “undo” button.

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The BBC on Obama’s visit to Canada

(From before the actual event)

“Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a Conservative who leads a minority government, and it would be fair to say that he has avoided the temptations of charisma in doing so.

[…]*

The contrast with the new American president could hardly be greater.”


Ha!

Hahahahaha!

That’s awesome.

Go read, it’s full of lots of good stuff about trade, the environment, Afghanistan, etc.

*I just deleted a subheading, I’m not doing a Creationist-style quote mine that completely changes the context and meaning of the quote.

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I wish to register a complaint!

Dear Nature Publishing Group,
When I worked in Marketing, I was responsible for placing a rather expensive advertising campaign within your august pages. As a result I developed a good working relationship with one of your advertising reps, who was kind enough to bestow several of your branded promotional items upon me.
Now, the memory stick is great. I tell everyone in my new institute “oh, that? It came free with my last paper”. Ditto the mug. My husband gets lots of comments and questions about the t-shirt I passed on to him after realising that I could actually wear it over my coat. And the red plastic piggy bank is positively adorable.
But the frisbee?
Well, let’s just say that it needs some refinement.

This is an ex-frisbee
We had fun though:

And here’s a gratuitous “isn’t Vancouver lovely?” photo for you to enjoy while you work on Frisbee 2.0

I would be more than happy to test any prototype. And another t-shirt (Medium).
Thank you for your attention

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Dear Mr Norovirus,

OK, so you ruined Christmas Day. Rather than eating delicious turkey and socialising with the neighbours, I spent the day alternating between throwing up and shivering under a duvet with a hot water bottle.

I think we can call that Round One to you.
And I know what you were thinking when I woke up to the sound of our house guest* throwing up at 3 am last weekend, because I was thinking the same thing:

“Hmm, that must be the same thing his kid had a few days ago. Infectious, then. Oh bloody hell, it’s my old friend Mr Norovirus. Let me see, person with highly infectious virus throwing up repeatedly in our one and only bathroom. Aerosols, all surfaces will be infected… oh, and I bet that’s the same noise that woke me up half an hour ago, so I was in there immediately after him without realising. I washed my hands, but then I used the towel and touched the door handle. 24-48 hour incubation period, hmm, it’s my birthday on Monday, I guess I’ll be spending that the same way as Christmas. Oh, fuck, citizenship test on Tuesday, if I miss that it’ll set me back by months. And even if by some miracle I’m not already infected, he’ll still be infectious for at least another three or four days… which, if I’m not careful, would see me getting sick on Saturday, big birthday dinner… this is gonna SUCK.”

But! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ME. I’ve learned a few things since our last encounter:
  • I boiled my toothbrush for 10 minutes before using it. And I brushed my teeth in the kitchen for a whole week.
  • I threw out my contact lenses a few days early, and switched to a new case when I opened the new pair of lenses.
  • I’ve washed my hands so often and so well, my skin is cracked and painful despite all the lotion.
  • I abandoned all environmental principles and bought some bleach spray. I’ve sprayed it on all hard surfaces in the bathroom at regular intervals for a week.
WE CAN’T GET FOOLED AGAIN!
As of today – eight days after that dark, dark night – I am symptom free. 
Round Two to me.
Infect THAT, mo fo.
Yeah, OK, so the CDC says that “some people” are infectious for up to three weeks after symptoms stop. Too bad it doesn’t say which people… So FYI I will not be dropping my guard any time soon. 
But even if you DO make me sick some time this month, the joke will be on YOU, because I enjoyed my birthday AND my birthday dinner AND I took my citizenship test on schedule. So while I will curse your name from my battle station in the bathroom, victory will still me mine. Mwa ha ha ha!
You are a worthy adversary. And I’m sure we will meet again.  I will be forewarned, forearmed, and ready to kick your butt.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to write a letter of complaint to Mr Sangria. His behaviour last night was really quite appalling.
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*Friend of Mr E Man’s, staying with us indefinitely while he navigates his way through a particularly vicious divorce. And that is all I have to say about that.
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Things you should take with you when you go swimming

  • Swimming costume (British vocabulary for Kyrsten’s benefit)
  • Towel
  • Plastic bag to put wet stuff in
  • Hair tie and/or swimming cap
  • Contact lens case & solution and/or goggles
  • Change for the locker
Of the above eight items, I managed to remember three last night. And one of those was by accident.
Oh well, it’s a start…
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Read this headline

(This one)

and see if you agree that using a different word would have avoided a rather unfortunate word juxtaposition.

Yeah… at first glance, I was thinking more “OMG, carnage in the neonate unit” than “nice good-news story”.

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Update, Feb 25th: the federal government just legislated more protection for these killers murderers orcs beautiful endangered animals.

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Tech support, get your lovely tech support here

Nature Network is a strange and wonderful corner of the internet. People who are arguing with you on one thread are simultaneously helping you set up your new computer on another. iLove it.
Having benefited greatly in the last few days from the NN pool of geeky know-how, I thought I’d set up a centralised forum for the questions and discussions that otherwise get spread over multiple comment threads.
So, if you have questions, or answers – please sign up!

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Mumspeak: like lolspeak, only weirder

(Background: I had my citizenship test on Tuesday morning. More on that later. But for now, just enjoy these emails!)

From: Mum
Monday morning

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

good luck for tomorrow.

lol Mum and Dad xxxxxx

From: Me
Monday afternoon

Thank you!

(Did you know that LOL means “laughing out loud”? I am assuming (hoping?) that you thought it meant “lots of love”)

From: Mum
Tuesday morning

In MUMSPEAK lol = lots of love. Henceforth, to avoid confusion , I shall sign off ool = oodles of love !!!!

[neighbour] said that on facebook, you said that the exam was easy. I hope that’s the case.
ool Mum xxx

From: Me
Tuesday evening

LOL

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Oh well, at least she’s actually using email now.

I shall have to have words with their neighbour though, who friended me on Facebook last week… she seems to be telling my parents about all of my status updates, judging by this and other emails and phone calls!

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