Friday’s Primate Party

Two related stories from India today.

Our first monkey has adopted a kitten, and everything is peachy… so far!

I can has monkeh milk?

Our second primate buddy adopted a puppy, which went down well, and then tried to adopt someone’s child, which did not. He’s now been removed to a zoo, where he will hopefully have the opportunity to look after all the other orphans.

Funnily enough, both articles mention the Hindu monkey god Hanuman. I can’t help but wonder whether monkeys who display the aggressive side of their nature, as well as their caring side, are considered to be incarnations of this deity.

I added some links to my blogroll today – go check ’em out!

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BBC not so classy?

Is it just me, or does this image from the BBC home page not quite match the main headline?

Sigh. The BBC used to be the definition of class.

Well done Liverpool though – my second favourite Premier league team!
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I’m struggling to understand

How can someone be guilty of six counts of second-degree murder?

It doesn’t make any sense. It seems like a compromise verdict to me, but because jury deliberations stay confidential in Canada we will probably never know the reasoning behind it.

It seems like he’s never going to get out of prison anyway, so I guess it doesn’t matter from a practical point of view.

Jennifer O’Meara from Attack of the 5-foot woman agrees. As she says,

“I’m not sure what exactly constitutes planning for the courts. It’s obviously not the drive Pickton made from his Port Coquitlam pig farm to downtown Vancouver to pick up the women. Or the methodical disposal of their bodies.

Can you indeliberately do something six times?

Say when I went to a bar, got drunk and I got in a bar fight and killed someone. If I did this six times the judge would be right to say I should have known when I went to that bar and had all those drinks that I was going to kill someone. Putting myself in that situation for the sixth time seems deliberate to me.”

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Update: he got the maximum sentence, which is equivalent to that for first degree murder. But as Mad Hatter says in the comments, that’s probably not much comfort to the families of the victims.

Next post will be less depressing…

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The PhD Blues

I’m not a postdoc any more, and this ditty dates from my PhD days. But maybe the cool kids will let me play anyway!

Here’s a song my friend and I wrote when we were deep into the final year of our PhDs and had no money to do anything other than stay home and muck about with our guitars. The tune is our own; if you ever meet me in real life (and provide enough beer) I may be persuaded to sing and play it for you. (My labmates used to try this tactic to get me to sing it in front of my supervisor. Even though it was actually about my friend’s supervisor, not mine, I never ever got drunk enough to even be tempted).

NB the red text is sung in a stupid voice that is supposed to be that of a supervisor.

I’ve got myself an inner frown,
Make your face reflect that.
If you’re doing a PhD,
You really should expect that.
Don’t know what I’m doing here,
Oh I got the PhD blues.

My supervisor is a bam1,
My results reflect that.
When all of this began,
Why did I accept that?
Now I need a new career,
Oh I got the PhD blues.

My friends are all on thirty grand2,
I drink the cheapest cider.
This isn’t what I planned,
I got no boyfriend either.
My drinking’s getting out of hand,
Oh I got the PhD blues.

Now I think I’m going mad,
I dream about my thesis.
I’m forgetting how to talk,
To ordinary people.
Got to get me out of here,
Oh I got the PhD blues.

OK, so it’s no Cuttlefish, but it kept us amused when we had no money to do anything but stay home with our guitars and drink cider!

I actually wrote a final verse when my friend graduated, but it is unbloggable as it basically identifies her to anyone who knows how to use PubMed.

1Either Scottish or Irish slang (I’m not sure which) for Very Stupid Person.
2That’s UK pounds… an unimaginable amount of money to us back then!

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Great minds think alike!

Here’s some very interesting news from BioMed Central’s blog. The open access publishers have created a new peer-reviewed journal called BMC Research Notes which they say will

“provide a home for short publications, case series, incremental updates to previous work, results of individual experiments and similar material that currently lack a suitable outlet. The intention is to reduce the loss suffered by the research community when such results remain unpublished”.


This will be hugely valuable to the community. It’s so hard to publish this kind of study, especially if you have negative data. And think of all the unfinished studies that are abandoned when funding runs out, contracts finish, students graduate… all those important findings languishing in dusty lab books across the world… The result is that other researchers waste time, money and resources on unnecessarily repeating the same experiments.

I actually came up with this idea a few years ago – honest! I had some interesting results hidden away in my PhD thesis, but not enough for another full paper, and no-one else in the lab was going to complete my project. I imagined a journal – I was going to call it “the Journal of Unfinished Studies” – that would publish my best two or three figures with a short description of what the work meant and why it had not been finished. Hey, any publication was better than nothing at that point!

Of course I had no idea how I would ever go about making it happen. So I’m glad that BioMed Central have turned the idea into reality! I’m sure that early career scientists everywhere are rejoicing and digging out their old lab books as we speak. These guys are going to be swamped with submissions. And you know what, their articles are going to be cited. A lot. They could end up with a pretty decent impact factor.

I wonder where I put that zip disc with all my thesis work on it… Come to think of it, I wonder if zip drives still exist…

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Friday’s Primate Party

Are we nearly there yet?

I’ve been very negligent and haven’t invited any gorillas to Friday’s primate party so far. It’s a shame, I bet they’d make excellent house guests. So what better excuse to welcome them than a gorilla home-coming party?

The BBC reports on 4 Western lowland gorillas’ long journey home. Captured in the wild and smuggled into Malaysia, they were recently returned to a zoo in South Africa, and from there they have been taken to a wildlife sanctuary in Cameroon.

I love happy endings.
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Any questions for Richard Dawkins?

The BBC website is offering readers the chance to submit questions for Richard Dawkins, who will be appearing on a BBC show this weekend.

Any takers?

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The list of 8 meme

A tag from the Mad Hatter!

8 passions

1) My lovely new hubby – my soulmate, my best friend, looks awesome in a kilt.
2) My family and friends, old and new – we’re scattered across multiple continents, but when we get together it’s like we’ve never been away.
3) Science – doing it, thinking it, reading it, and especially writing about it.
4) Science education – especially in the field of evolution.
5) Skiing – I suck, but I love it.
6) Kayaking – there’s nothing like being out on the water.
7) The environment and climate – I cycle to work, reduce, reuse, recycle, compost, buy local etc.
8) Sport – in the order of descending importance, Newcastle United (football), England (rugby), England (football), Vancouver Canucks (hockey), Canada (hockey).

8 things to do before I die

1) Visit Africa – Tanzania appeals for some reason.
2) See great apes in the wild – preferably orangs.
3) Learn to sail – repeatedly falling out of a 1-person laser within 10 metres of the beach does not count, I need to learn to do it properly.
4) Ski a black diamond run – I’m breaking out into a cold sweat just thinking about it.
5) Write a book – long-term goal!
6) Kayak in the Queen Charlotte Islands – the next couple of years’ holidays are spoken for but this is high on the list.
7) Own a boat – may depend on successful completion of #3.
8) Adopt a dog – maybe when I’m working from home on my book.

8 things I often say

1) Sorry
2) A’right?
3) Who’s going for beers on Friday?
4) I’ll just pop to the loo before we go
5) Is it cold in here or is it just me?
6) Leave me alone (when being woken up early on a weekday)
7) Cup of tea?
8) Dude (unfortunately)

8 books I recently read

1) One Good Turn by Kate Atkinson
2) Case Histories by Kate Atkinson
3) A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon
4) Making History by Stephen Fry
5) The Road by Cormac McCarthy
6) The Orchard On Fire by Shena MacKay
7) Punchbag by Robert Llewellyn
8) Joshua, Then and Now by Mordecai Richler

8 songs that mean something to me

1) Not Fade Away, Rolling Stones – 1st dance at our wedding.
2) Even Better Than the Real Thing, U2 – 1st dance at our post-wedding party in England, plus memories of two excellent U2 gigs.
3) Yellow, Coldplay – memories of seeing them headline a festival in Washington State. They closed with this song as the sun went down over the Columbia River gorge.
4) Your Swaying Arms, Deacon Blue – memories of Glasgow. “One day I can see us walking, Arm and arm in sheltered Kelvin Way*, Talking and tripping and teasing, And heading for the best part of the day”. They’re not that well known outside of the UK but are definitely worth a listen!
5) Anything from Graceland, by Paul Simon. Can I count a whole album? This one is my fave and there’s no one stand-out track, the album works best as a single entity.
6) If I can choose a whole album, I can choose a band, so anything at all by the Beatles! Maybe In My Life and Day in the Life (ooh, theme) as particular favourites, plus the medley from the end of Abbey Road.
7) High and Dry, Radiohead – almost made me cry the first couple of times I heard it.
8) Relight my Fire, Take That – cheesy, crappy karaoke memories from University!

*Beautiful riverside walk through the middle of the West End, with a park at either end of it. I lived right outside the gates of one of the parks and walked the whole Kelvin Way on a regular basis. Great museum and pub at the far end!

8 qualities I look for in a friend

1) Sense of humour
2) Intelligence
3) Curiosity and willingness to debate
4) Easygoing
5) Loyalty
6) Fun
7) Shared interests
8) Sincerity

8 people whose blogs I enjoy

1) Abbie (ERV)
2) The Digital Cuttlefish (c’mon, 8 poems in each category! You can do it!)

People who have already done this meme but deserve recognition:

3) Mad Hatter (A Mad Tea Party)
4) Wayfarer Scientista
5) Ecogeofemme (The Happy Scientist)

People whose blogs seem to have dried up, and who will hopefully be prodded back into action by a tag:

6) Chris Harrison (Interrogating Nature)
7) Peggy (Women In Science)
8) CedricF (Mobile DNA)

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My idealistic inner teenager is proud of me

There was a local conference this week that was highly relevant to the research being performed in my new department. And I got to go! It was the first time in a few years that I’ve been able to attend conference sessions and actually feel like I belong there. I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. No more standing at booths trying to keep an eye on the free pens!

One thing that really struck me at the conference is how relevant my new job is to the treatment of real live patients with actual diseases. My PhD and postdoctoral research were in basic science with no immediate application to human health, so this isn’t something I’m used to. But my new colleagues are a mix of scientists and physicians, and the group as a whole is involved in several clinical trials.

It might sound strange, but this realisation was quite a revelation for me. I mean, this is why I got into my field in the first place. My grandma died (indirectly) from a tumour when I was 15, and my idealistic teenage self wanted to go into research in order to find a cure for cancer. I ended up working in 2 different cancer research centres, but never on anything clinically relevant. This new job is my first real chance to feel like I’m involved in something that can actually save lives. I may not be doing any research myself, but I think my 15 year old self would be proud.

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No more ads

I’ve finally had enough and removed the ads from this site. I could live with the creationist nonsense, but not with the “baby monkeys for sale” stuff.

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