My hero

We take a break from our scheduled programme (more camping posts) to announce how wonderful Mr E Man is.

Remember how I told you that my husband likes to meet my every need?

Well, he surpassed himself this weekend.

Off he went to the mall to replace his broken phone. Back he came with a new Samsung flip phone, and a wish to demonstrate it to me. So he called my number… and a ringing noise came out of his bag. It took me a couple of seconds to interpret the look on his face, but eventually I started rummaging about to find out what was going on. And I found…

an iPhone!

Do I have the best husband in the world or what??!! Apparently he’d seen through my weeks and months of “well I don’t need an iPhone” to the “but I really, really want one” that lay beneath. And it’s a zero-guilt purchase for me, because it was a gift! So yes, it’s bad for the environment to buy new gadgets when the old one kinda works OK, and I really shouldn’t be supporting Rogers, who’ve handled this whole thing horribly. But I can’t possibly return this lovely surprise gift without offending my husband, whom I love dearly.

Sigh. I suppose I’d better keep it.

Sorry, Okham, but when it comes to the Rogers boycott, iPhailed. I’d better leave that Facebook group you pointed me to…

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Osoyoos: The Storm

You’ll have noticed from the first Journey post that we had a lot of rain on the way out to Osoyoos. Unfortunately the bad weather followed us out there. It was very hot and very windy when we arrived, and we had lots of fun putting the tent up while it was flapping about and trying to escape.

Then the thunder storm started.

I love thunder storms. I’ve seen some great ones in the German Alps and Colorado Rockies; in both cases the storm got trapped between the mountains, resulting in hours and hours of forked lightning and deafening thunder in the valleys. This desert storm was better than anything we get in Vancouver, but not quite on the same scale as those mountain extravaganzas. It came very close to us though – in fact there was forked lightning hitting the slopes that rise up around the campsite – and lasted a good long time. We even got to see lightning jumping from cloud to cloud, which I haven’t seen since a tornado passed within half a mile of my cousin’s place in Ohio.

Here’s me failing to capture the lightning on video, but successfully documenting the wind. Note Mr E Man at the end, making sure that all of his wife’s needs are met.

As the rain started, we picked up all the loose gear, stashed it in the car, and ran for the tent trailer. The wind was strong enough to pick up bits of loose gravel and fling them at me rather painfully – or so I thought at first. Here’s what was actually going on (sorry about the bad language and worse camera work):

Yep, hail stones in the desert.

Some poor kid on our campsite had his leg broken by a falling tree branch – the police, paramedics, firefighters and search and rescue teams all turned up. It made the news across Southern BC and in the kid’s home town of Edmonton, to the extent that when we got home, people kept asking us if we were OK!

As the storm started to die down, we built up a fire and huddled around it in all the warm clothes we could muster. It rained intermittently all night, but we counted ourselves lucky to have life, limb and tents intact (although we did lose the tarp), and still managed to have a good time. The beer helped. It was still raining the next morning, so we embarked on an epic Risk battle in the tent trailer. I achieved global domination (in my first ever game! Although I had some help) just as it started to get hot enough for swimming. The next couple of days were hot and sunny with some clouds, and the Sunday was blisteringly hot with no clouds at all. I had to keep my Celtic skin completely out of the sun for a few hours and the hailstones seemed like a vague and distant memory – I’m glad we have the video to prove it really happened!

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Osoyoos: The Campsite

The BC Parks service does one helluva job. I’ve stayed in many provincial and marine park campsites in BC, and without exception their facilities have been excellent. Unlike some of the private sites I’ve stayed at, they don’t cram you in right next to your neighbours; each site is screened with trees to give you more privacy, and they include private beach access whenever possible. Massive kudos.

Our double site on the Friday night. 3 tents and a trailer, plus a truck, an SUV and 2 cars. It’s just as well we’re all friends! One couple moved their SUV and tent to their reserved site on Saturday, when the rest of their sub-group (comprising 3 brothers plus partners and dogs) showed up, so it wasn’t quite this crowded for the whole time. Their site was next to ours, which was great.

The Haynes Point campsite in Osoyoos is no exception to the usual standards – in fact it is now one of my favourite campsites in BC. There’s even drinking water and flush toilets, rather than the standard (and notorious) BC Parks outhouse experience.

This tent was the first significant purchase that Mr E Man and I made as a couple, way back in 2003.

We originally set up camp on the beach between our two reserved sites (see photo above). Unfortunately you’re not supposed to camp there, but the site manager took pity on us and let us stay there for the first night due to the massive storm (next post). We had to dig a diversionary channel and build a barrier to protect us from the flash flood that ran through the area, but survived with nothing worse than a slightly damp duvet.

The main site was great though, with lots of room for all our gear!

Messy, eh? It was the dog! Honest! And not all of those coolers were full of beer.

I do love our tent, but I had tent trailer envy on this trip. We borrowed this very same trailer on a previous 10 day trip around BC and it was fab, despite the leak in the canvas above our bed (which I ingeniously fixed by taping an Always Ultra to the inside). On this trip we used it to shelter from the storm on the first night, and to play board games during the rainy morning that followed.

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Osoyoos: The Journey (Part 3)

Are we nearly there yet?

Yes, this is the final part…

The long and winding road… Getting drier and drier as we approach the Okanagan Valley

This is orchard country! The Okanagan produces amazing fruit. We gorged ourselves on cherries and also picked up some peaches and nectarines. There are some great vineyards here too. Yep – Canadian wine! BC produces some amazing wines (and some bad ones) but barely exports any, which is lucky for us but harsh on the rest of you. The biggest wineries are Jackson Triggs and Mission Hill. I didn’t visit any wineries on this trip, but one of our fellow campers did, and the local liquor stores sell lots of the local stuff, so I did get to try various bottles. Yum, steak, asparagus and red wine was my favourite camping dinner.

Arid sagebrush country. Getting hot!

Looking down on the town of Osoyoos and the warmest lake in Canada

Our own little oasis, complete with floating living room. This view from our campsite is to the South, looking towards the US border (the flags are visible in real life if you squint a bit, but I can’t pick them out on the photo).

If you keep going East, personal experience from previous road and rail trips tells me that it’s mountains all the way to Calgary, then grass all the way to Western Ontario, lakes, forests and rocks all the way to the Toronto suburbs, and farmland all the way to Montreal. There’s a gap in my knowledge between Montreal and Nova Scotia, which are both fabulous. Future plans include Newfoundland, the Yukon, and I really want to go to the extreme far North, although I’m having trouble finding friends who share my attraction to the cold places on the planet. Mexico schmexico, let’s go to Nunavut!

Having said that, BC is 5 times the size of the UK, in a country that has half of the UK’s population. So we might just focus on exploring our own province a bit more first!

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Osoyoos: The Journey (Part 2)

Into the mountains! This is Manning Park, where I’ve camped, hiked, downhill and cross-country skied before (two separate trips). Note the gap in the clouds…

Mmmmm Manning Park is pretty.

There’s lots of pine beetle damage though. It’s a terrible shame. Stupid global warming, destroying our trees…

OMG BLUE SKY!!11!! Descending into the drier region East of Manning. This was taken just after we passed a really slow RV whose driver has apparently always wanted to lead a parade, based on how he didn’t pull in to let anyone pass despite numerous opportunities.

I love this cute little church. This region is described on the highway signs as “Rivers and Ranchlands“.

Part 3

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Blog Pimpin’

Hey, if Henry can promote his new blog, so can I!
This one is actually a collaborative effort, called The Alternative Scientist. The focus is on “alternative careers” – slightly misnamed since most PhDs don’t end up in a traditional tenure track position these days. But you get the picture – the blog features posts from several authors on non-traditional career options for scientists.
So far we have posts on non-tenure track academic positions; adjunct teaching; scientific administration; industry (biotech and big pharma, no less); advice on negotiating salaries; and my own posts on marketing and grant writing.
I’m sure there’d be a lot of interest in posts about journal editing and related careers, so if any of the Nature staff who haunt these blogs are interested in contributing, let me know! Alternatively (oh I’m so funny), you could leave comments on this post describing your route into the profession and any tips you might have for people who want to steal your jobs follow in your esteemed footsteps. I will cross link or copy and paste (with attribution) as appropriate.
Talking of feet… (you knew I wouldn’t let this lie, right?), the RCMP have now announced that the only left foot found so far matches one of the four right feet that have washed up in the region. Details of the associated shoes have also been released, including probable dates and locations of sale. And a foot has washed up in Sweden… the plot thickens.

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Osoyoos: The Journey (Part 1)

I’m back! And I finally found my camera amongst our piles of camping gear! I have tons of great photos so I’m going to break them down into a few separate posts. Apologies to those of you who aren’t into camping – we’re going again, at least once and probably twice, in the next few weeks, so this might be a monothemed blog for a while.

To start with: yes, we have desert in Canada! Here’s how the landscape changes if you leave Vancouver and drive 400 km East. You’ll notice that it also gets sunnier… although Vancouver is having some lovely weather at the moment.

Oh it looks like I can only upload 5 photos per post. This can be part 1.

East Van: a bit on the gritty side. But it’s home.

Endless suburbs. With mountains to the North, the border to the South and the ocean to the West, the only way the city can expand is East. And up, in the downtown core. Gotta protect that mountain view though.

One of the fucking bridges major traffic bottlenecks triumphs of civil engineering that link Vancouver to the real world. I’m so glad I don’t have to commute over a bridge.

Farmland. Great corn comes from Chilliwack! NB it is pronounced CHILL-uh-wack, and said really fast, not Chilly-WACK, as every British person will say at least once, to general ridicule from everyone else.

The first glimpse of the mountains, about an hour into the journey. This is usually around the time that I finally feel like we’ve left Vancouver.
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Random coversation with my boss

Earlier today:

Boss: We really need to meet next week to discuss [project].
Me: Sure. I’m away on Monday though.
Boss: OK, so what day works best?
Me: How about Monday?
Boss: …?
Me: [facepalm]

I really, really need this holiday.

Here’s the weather forecast. Is that perfect or what?!
See ya Tuesday!

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Gratuitous Kitty Post

No, not this kitty post. Although this one is good too. And it matches the decor, such as it is.

Double decker krazy kitties

Saba (left) has grown nicely in the few months we’ve had her, and looks like a real grown up cat now.
Jungle cats

Google, on the other hand, has a wee bit of a belly, but hasn’t really grown much in other directions and is noticeably smaller than her sister. Her head is particularly small, which might explain why she is such a ditz. Her face still looks very kittenish too.

I was a bit worried that Saba was bullying Google at feeding time, but I’ve watched them eat together and there doesn’t seem to be any overt competition for food. Google seems to eat and drink enough, so I’m going to try not to worry too much about our dumb little pinhead cat.

Personality-wise, they seem to have switched roles! Google is still the more mischievous of the two, but Saba is dominant in terms of taking the favoured spots on the top of the scratching post and on the back of the sofa. Maybe it’s just because she’s bigger now. They seem to take it in turns chasing and wrestling each other, although Google instigates a little more often and usually gets her ass kicked. Having said that, I have seen Google deliberately push Saba off the sofa, and off a windowsill, so she’s no doormat! They spend a lot of time cuddling and licking each others’ ears too.

We’ve been letting them outside recently, under supervision (we’re worried about the main road and local wildlife, i.e. raccoons, coyotes and skunks). Saba caught a mouse next to the compost bin on Sunday – but let it get away after she dropped it. It got a fright and a good sucking though.

The position of Favourite Kitty is still up for grabs, so here’s a handy comparison table:
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Blog roll…

Mad Hatter’s new brain child, The Alternative Scientist, is now up and running! The blog will focus on alternative (i.e. non-traditional, non-tenure track) careers for scientists. You may spot a familiar name or two in the contributing authors list…

While I’m at it, Bonobo Handshake is back for another field research season of, well, bonobos, and their crazy sex lives! Yay! And if you haven’t read Chances Are I’m Going To Hell For This yet, you really should go and check it out. Another young female science blogger for the list!

Signing off now to enjoy the rest of Canada Day in my garden with a cold beer, a book, and two cute kitties.

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