I know you only really read this for The Beast, so this is him this morning:
He was staring out of the window at a pair of great tits. They flew away before I got the chance to take a photo.
I’m sure the only reason he spends so much time sat on the mat is because he knows I dislike clichés.
Oh, and whilst trying to find suitable material, I found a host of really nice bird photos from a gent called Sergey Yeliseev. Worth a browse if you have a few minutes spare.