New job update

Well, that was a crazy few weeks! If anyone out there is thinking of starting a new job while their parents are visiting them, my primary advice would be DON’T DO IT. They will treat your first day at work like your first day at school – I half expected them to hand me a matching Snoopy thermos and packed lunch box and take my photo on the doorstep – and every day for your first few weeks you will come home with your poor tired brain full of new information and then have to try and explain how next-generation sequencing works over dinner, and describe exactly what you did all day and who all your colleagues are. It’s all very sweet and touching, but honestly quite exhausting – it was lovely to be able to come home tonight and just eat dinner and watch TV and generally just not be “on” all night.

On a related note, I’d like to nominate Mr E Man for personal chef / chauffeur / tour guide / husband of the year.

Luckily, the job itself is awesome. I’m five weeks in now and feeling much less like a n00b, although I still need help completing some even quite basic tasks; quite the change from being the resident expert and go-to person in my last job! But I’m at least figuring out who to ask, which is a great start. I’m also just getting over the dreaming-about-work phase I always have during the first few weeks of a new job (in the most memorable example, after my first full week, I dreamt that I was submitting a progress report that included the achieved versus target books I’d read of the Game of Thrones, His Dark Materials, and Hunger Games series (5/5, 1/3 and 2/3 respectively, at the time – now at 5/5, 2.5/3 and 3/3), and was thinking that I’d done enough to satisfy one of the funding agencies for my main project, but probably not the other).

The main project I’m managing is just ramping up: we had the internal launch meeting a couple of weeks after I started, then the external launch meeting with the funding agencies and other members of the consortium in Montreal last week. I feel like I was able to make tangible contributions to the project even during my first full week, and I’m getting into some really interesting areas such as researching the literature and organising meetings on the ethical / consent form issues related to the project. Again, though, the transition from working at peak efficiency in my last job to having to figure everything out from scratch is sometimes a wee bit hard, although when I’ve mentioned to other members of the team that I feel like I’m being very reactive and am looking forward to managing the project more proactively, they’ve had to remind me that I’ve only been there a few weeks!

My main project won’t take up 100% of my time, though, and I got some very exciting news on my first day about one of my other responsibilities. This is something I always listed as a future career interest on my annual evaluation forms in my last job, but given that covering all grant submissions and other activities for a whole department didn’t leave me any room to specialise, it never actually happened in any kind of organised way beyond people suddenly needing help with it RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THERE’S A DEADLINE. I mentioned the same long-term career goal (as my answer to the “where do you see yourself in five years” question) at the interview for my new job; it turns out to be something the team has been interested in developing for a while, but no-one else has shown enough of a special interest in it to get it off the ground. So when I said that “Having a large team makes it possible to specialise or otherwise evolve the role”, I was more right (or at least right within a shorter time frame) than I knew! The initiative in question hasn’t taken off yet, because they want to finalise some changes to a related process first, but I’m looking forward to it immensely!

As I also predicted, the thing that makes my new job truly awesome is being part of a team again. I knew I felt somewhat isolated in my last job, but honestly hadn’t realised how bad it was and how much it was affecting me until I found myself around social people again. The people in my old department are perfectly pleasant, and in no way anti-social – but, with a few notable exceptions, they’re more asocial than any other colleagues I’ve ever had. There’s no culture of going out for after-work drinks, or even for an impromptu lunch or coffee – I tried to instigate this kind of thing a few times, and succeeded maybe five times in as many years. People will go out for a big lunch on special occasions, e.g. when someone’s leaving, but a grand total of three people came out with me for the informal after-work drinks on my last Friday to which I’d invited the whole department (with a couple of weeks’ notice, I should add), and one of the three was Mr E Man. (To be fair, two of the three most social people in the department had already been laid off and the next two most social people were away at a conference). Work days themselves were also asocial – there were many days when I literally did not speak to a single colleague all day beyond a quick “hello” first thing in the morning. Even birthdays were ignored. The department produces some absolutely incredible research, so hey, maybe they’re onto something in terms of workplace efficiency… but it doesn’t make for the most appealing work environment, at least not for me.

In contrast, my new department (which also produces incredible research, including collaborations with my old department) offers the following attractions:

  • people ask you how your evening / weekend was. Other chats – often highly entertaining – break out multiple times a day. Some people are still getting used to the way in which us Brits speak to each other, in particular the use of insults to show affection, but they’ll learn;
  • a lively group consisting of people from lots of different departments gathers in the lunch room most days to eat and talk. Major topics of conversation so far: what everyone’s eating for lunch that day, Euro 2012, Game of Thrones, recipes, movies, the Tour de France, the Hunger Games, the Olympics, the history of the British Empire, and – for some reason – yoghurt;
  • I’ve been out for lunch on three out of five Fridays, and turned down a fourth invitation due to a meeting (I came home after the first such outing and exclaimed to Mr E Man “I went for lunch today! With people!”);
  • A big group, including the team leader, goes for beers at 5 pm on the first Friday of every month, with smaller impromptu gatherings some other weeks;
  • There’s a communal tea and milk fund (I paid the obligatory $10 cash and also contributed in-kind, i.e. the huge box of Tetleys I’d brought with me and – as of today – a tea pot for sharing tea with colleagues), and people often bring in fruit, cookies or chips to share with everyone. There’s even a rather bizarre glass-bowl-held-by-a-Darth Vader-statue thingy designated for such offerings;
  • people are always lending each other books (I think pretty much everyone in my team is either reading / has just finished reading / is waiting for their turn to start reading the Hunger Games, of which more in a future book review post);
  • I entered (but did not win) a Euro 2012 pool, and am currently in (but not winning) a Tour de France pool;
  • So far I’ve met one fellow Toon fan and one suspected fan of a local rival;
  • The team leader has a kettle and big jars of nuts and other snacks in her office, to encourage people to come in and say hi in an informal setting;
  • New people get welcomed by name in the monthly department e-newsletter (which also includes a list of that month’s birthdays, marriages, graduations and births), and also get their name read out and have to stand up and wave (to a round of applause) at their first quarterly all-staff meeting;
  • There’s just an overall sense of camaraderie, e.g. through the use of whiteboards in lab areas inviting people to write their favourite song / movie / genome, cork boards where people have put up photos of all team members’ pets, chess boards set up on a vacant lab bench, silly signs on lab instruments etc.

It’s awesome. I love it. The days fly by.

I’m also feeling somewhat like Goldilocks, in that the structure of the organisation offers a very nice compromise between the micro-managed, everything-by-the-book atmosphere of my 2005-2007 industry job and the cat-herding academic chaos of the last one. For example, the PIs and other key staff are used to being project managed and are very well organised, but are still academics at heart, motivated by the science; in industry, people were very organised (and social!), but most were motivated primarily by profit rather than by science, whereas in my last job people were really into the science but my attempts to impose meetings, progress tracking spreadsheets and other organisational techniques were met with considerable resistance. There are also more frivolous examples, such as what people wear: in industry jeans were 100% verboten in my department (I once spilled my lunch on my nice trousers, changed into the clean jeans I’d brought with me for an after-work social, and got told off for it. You’d also get told off for showing up at 9:01 am – thankfully, my new job runs flexible academic work hours); in my last job I took to wearing jeans most days because if I dressed up nicely people treated me like a secretary. In my current job some people dress smartly most of the time while others wear jeans most of the time, but everyone has a choice and everyone mixes and matches to some extent.

Well, I think you’ve probably all got bored and stopped reading by now, despite your withdrawal symptoms from those terrible long Cath-less weeks (it must have been awful for you). I have ideas for various new posts of varying length and silliness, and am looking forward to being back in the blogging saddle again! Bragging Rights Central will also resume this week, now that I can update it over breakfast without having someone reading over my shoulder and asking what I’m doing / who everyone is.

Normality (mostly) restored.

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Where in the world was Cath today?

View from my hotel room last night / this morning:

Answers on a postcard in the comments, please!

By the way, if a colleague tells you that a PI is cursed when it comes to travel, do NOT book yourself onto the same flight as him. Yes, he’s famous for missing connecting flights on two separate work trips, even when everyone else travelling with him managed to make it; yes, the colleague who once switched seats with him on a third trip was the person randomly selected to get booted off an over-booked plane; yes, if your meeting finishes early and you manage to switch to a flight that leaves two and a half hours earlier than the one you were supposed to be on, there will be a massive thunderstorm and then a technical malfunction with the plane door and you will endure a flight sitting in front of a screaming toddler who constantly kicks the back of your seat and you will only get home 20 minutes earlier than originally scheduled. Oh, and your other colleague will kick your ass at Monopoly on your own iPhone, even though it’s the first time she’s played since she was eight.

Oh well, it was a very interesting meeting, and great to meet some of the main collaborators for “my” project’s next five years. Did I mention that my new job is awesome?

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R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

I was relieved to receive this email, because I’ve heard that disrespectful interns make terrible colleagues.

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In other news, I have somehow managed to create enough space in my brain to have ideas for blog posts again! Unfortunately, I still don’t have enough time. Next weekend, hopefully. Maybe.

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Blog Post

Still Alive! Not Kidnapped.

Quick Update; Boring Title.

Prediction Accurate.

New Job! Job Awesome. Constantly Challenged; Brain Full (Good Thing).

Hosting Parents. Hubby Unemployed (Prospects Excellent). Routines Obliterated. Resolutions Abandoned. Sleep Deprived. Negligible Exercise. Zero Me-time. Craving Solitude.

Hockey Pool! (Late – Sorry).

Pool Results:

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Yay Beth!

I Suck; Botched Submission. Oh Well.

Bracket Results:

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Yay Jason! (Mod’s BIL). Yay Gerty! (Top Blogger).

Thanks, Players!

Congratulations, Kings! Well Deserved.

Canucks 2013!

That’s All.

Normality: July?

Here’s Hoping…

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Last day, in photos

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WOOHOO! (achieved with 24 hours to go. Sent Messages folder also now empty).

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I seem to be leaving at a most fortuitous time…

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On my final day, I figure I can get away with making the desk sign I’ve always wanted (I get asked this question a few times a week; I almost never know the answer. Sometimes I don’t even know the continent).

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RBO “GAAH! There’s no TIME!”

One day when I was about 10 or 11, my Mum came home from the supermarket with, among other items, two big bottles of Schweppes Tonic Water. When I saw her putting them in a cupboard I said, “ooh, is Grandma coming?!”, and when she was able to breathe again after an extended laughing fit, my Mum confirmed that her own mother had indeed just decided to visit and would be arriving on Saturday. Twenty five years later, I have just stocked my own fridge with 12 cans of Schweppes Tonic Water and some limes* – because my parents arrive tomorrow! They’ll be around for six (yes, six. S-I-X) weeks, on and off – they have two or possibly three side-trips planned, as usual.

  • Not bought yet: groceries (including very specific types of breakfast cereal, orange juice, and bread – I had my orders over Skype last week); beer for Dad; wall-mounted TP holder to replace the one that broke last year and we never got around to replacing; wine; shower curtain to replace the one that faded horribly when I washed it last week; more beer; mini garbage can for bathroom to replace the one that we unaccountably lost last month. WE CAN’T LET THEM SEE US LIVING LIKE THIS!!
  • Not done yet: deep cleaning of the kitchen to (hopefully) parentally-approved standards; cleaning of all floors to a better than “oh, just run the Roomba and then Swiffer it” standard; attempting to teach cats better manners re: pawing at guests, repeatedly demanding snuggles from non-cat-lovers (i.e. Dad), following guests into the bathroom and staring at them while they use it, etc.
  • What we’re doing tonight: my work leaving do
  • Hours in which to accomplish all of the above tomorrow, assuming we get up at 7 am: 5
  • How this happened: beats me
  • Number of items on work “to-do before I leave” list at beginning of week: 33
  • Number of items crossed off by end of week: 12
  • Items added to list during week: 11
  • Days left at work after today: 4
  • Number of days off before starting new job: 0
  • Work trips for new job I will be going on while my parents are still with us: 1

You might not be seeing much of me until mid July…

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*I have gin already – duh. Gin and tonic is my “family drink”, inherited through the maternal line. We might not have a fancy name or pedigree, a family crest, or any lands or titles – but when we get together, the women in the family all follow this long-standing and proud tradition. When I am bereft of all female relatives, I usually just drink beer, although a G&T is hard to beat when sitting on a patio in the summer.

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Victoria Secrets

One of the things that makes you feel a long way from home when you move to a foreign country is that you have no idea when the long weekends fall. We get a pretty good deal here in British Columbia – we get more or less one statutory holiday per month between Easter and New Year, and as of next year we get one in February too to break up the loooooong, dark, cold, rainy stretch between New Year and Easter – but it took a couple of years of relying on labmates asking me “so, are you doing anything for the long weekend?” to really get a feel for when they all are.

I arrived here in February 2002, so the first unfamiliar question of this kind concerned what I was doing for Victoria Day. (I know what and when Easter is, so that hadn’t been a problem. Victoria Day falls on the last Monday before May 25th – i.e. today! \o/) I said I hadn’t worked that out yet, and then asked whether this is a federal or a provincial holiday. Upon learning that it’s a federal holiday, I asked if it’s called Edmonton Day in Alberta and Regina Day in Saskatchewan and so on.

I got a very weird look.

As it turns out, Victoria Day is not a BC holiday that celebrates our provincial capital city, but rather a celebration of Queen Victoria’s birthday. Everyone (quite naturally) assumed that their new British labmate would know such a thing, and were most perplexed when I explained that we don’t celebrate the holiday in the UK. The history is quite convoluted: the day’s been known by various names and held on various dates across the Commonwealth, and now also marks the official Canadian birthday of the ruling monarch. I have to say that it really is a bit weird that it’s celebrated in Canada but not Britain; regardless of the holiday’s origin and name, however, it’s lovely to have a three day weekend – especially because grant deadlines on January 9th and April 10th meant that I worked through the last two. Being the unofficial start of summer it’s naturally pouring down rain (see also: last night’s alleged partial eclipse. All we saw was a dark sky getting slightly darker then slightly lighter again), but I’ve enjoyed catching up on some reading – I finished A Dance With Dragons, read The Hunger Games from start to finish, promptly ordered the next two books from Amazon, then started The Golden Compass. WIN!

I also enjoyed the recent revelation that I’m not the only person to get confused about such things:

  • At a meeting about a big grant competition last month, a born and bred Vancouverite said “the guys at [funding agency] suggested that I talk to Victoria. Apparently everyone is. Does anyone know her email address, or at least her last name?” I tried very hard not to laugh when this person was told “Um, I’m pretty sure they meant Victoria as in the provincial government…”
  • A Canadian acquaintance who lives in San Francisco told me that when he mentioned to an American friend that he was heading home to see his family for “The May long Weekend” (this, or just May Long, being Victoria Day’s other name), the friend replied “Man, it’s so great that Canada celebrates all these multicultural holidays!” They’d assumed that “Mae Luong” was a Southeast Asian celebration…

Oh well. Happy birthday, Vicky and Lizzy, and I hope everyone’s having a lovely day.

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QUIZ TIME – Einstein’s Logic Problem

Are you part of the 2%?!

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I’m sure there are people who can do this kind of thing in their heads. I’m not one of them – but I did get the right answer in 18 minutes, using pen and paper (all that time I spent with logic problem books as a kid finally paid off!)

Can you beat me?!

Please leave your FULL answer (house colour, nationality, drink, cigar brand, and pet for each house) and the time it took you in the comments. I’ve turned on full comment moderation to avoid early birds spoiling it for the latecomers, and will reveal the answer and all the comments on Monday morning.

The answers are available in the comments of the original post – but NO PEEKING!

Nothing but bragging rights up for grabs, I’m afraid. But HAVE FUN anyway – that’s an order!

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Playoff Pool & Bracket Results, Round 2

I suppose I still have to show the results from the second round of the NHL Playoff pool, even though my picks didn’t register and I only got points from the few players I picked in the first round whose teams actually made it through to the second. BAH HUMBUG even though it was my fault (I forgot to answer the tie-breaker and didn’t spot that my player picks hadn’t gone through. Mind you, I still almost beat ModScientist).

Pool Round 2

ScientistMother was the clear winner in Round 2, moving up from 7th place to take a commanding lead over Gerty. Chall did well too, making up some ground on Gerty and third-placed Beth. There’s just a single point separating Ricardipus and Bob, who are under pressure from Lava and Mod in 7th and 8th place, respectively. But I will be BACK, BABY – my combined Round 3 & 4 picks are in, and I’m hoping that the LA Kings will go all the way, which would make it three years in a row that the Canucks are eliminated by the eventual winners. Which is better than nothing.

Bracket Round 2

ScientistMother also kicked serious ass in the bracket, taking first place from last round’s dual winner Gerty. Cowy and Lava also managed to sneak ahead of Gerty, while ModScientist had a rougher time of it but held on to fifth place. I did much better than last time, rising from last place to sixth, while Beth and JasonDoc struggled and Chall, Rotten and IndyR appeared not to make any picks. I’d usually mock them, but not this time considering my fortunes in the pool…

OK, now GO KINGS! (Or don’t. I actually don’t care all that much. When do the Olympics start?)

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