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Signs of tampering
In the internet age, anyone can have their say on anything; news articles, blog posts, YouTube videos, politicians’ Facebook pages and pretty much everything else you can find online all have comment sections. Last week, however, the most striking examples I saw were in real life.
The first two examples are from the same sign: a for-sale sign advertising a whole city block available for purchase in a very rapidly gentrifying part of East Vancouver. The rejuvenation of the Waldorf Hotel is leading the charge in this area, and not before time; it’s a fantastic venue that’s always had heaps of promise, and the new owners have done wonders with the place. We used to live nearby and walked down every other Friday to see my brother-in-law’s band play. It was distinctly rough and ready (although nowhere near as scary as another East Van pub we once ventured into to buy offsales – I actually felt unsafe for the three minutes we were in there. It’s now also been “done oot”, as my Dad would say, and is a fantastic music venue in its own right), and I was always exceedingly glad to have Mr E Man by my side on the short walk home, especially the night we turned a corner and walked right into a drug deal…
Many people share my happiness about the changes in the neighbourhood, but it looks like some residents are not so thrilled:
The third example is from a government PSA poster that’s a very common sight in the ladies’ loos of local bars. I’ve never seen anyone modify it in this way though:
The sad thing is that these three comments are superior to the average quality of those found on most CBC.ca news stories…
Posted in communication, current affairs, drunkenness, Instagram, music, photos, Vancouver
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A handy topic for a rainy day
Yes, this is a handwritten blog post, delivered to you by carrier pigeon RSS (probably)
Posted in education, first world problems, personal, photos, silliness
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“I always know everything”
^^quote by my youngest nephew, then four years old (he’s now ten, still knows everything, and wants to be a lawyer, FSM help us all).
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I spent Friday in an all-day symposium at my institute, on the subject of tumour biomarkers and personalised medicine. It was a really interesting event – encompassing discussions of health economics and ethics as well as scientific presentations by physicians, pathologists, and omicists – and a very welcome change of pace after finally clearing all my deadlines. As usual the details are unbloggable…
…but luckily the ubiquitous feedback questionnaire provided some good fodder.
The tick-box options across the top of the form were as follows:
Not at all / Slightly / Moderately / Mostly / Completely
and the list of questions started innocuously enough, with a question about whether the symposium had been relevant to my professional interests.
Next question: “The symposium identified the gaps between biomarker need and discovery”.
Um… some of the presenters did cover the gaps issue very thoroughly, but I didn’t really feel like I could tick the “Completely” box. What if there are unknown unknowns?!
After a few more standard feedback form questions, there was another one that didn’t seem compatible with the “Completely” option:
“The symposium increased my knowledge”.
I did learn a lot from the symposium… but unlike my nephew, I don’t think that it increased my knowledge so comprehensively that I now know all the known knowns (and known unknowns) about every known thing.
Not even about biomarkers.
Right, I now have to attempt to find some incriminating photos of my nephew with which to blackmail him if he ever reads this post and decides to sue me…
Posted in career, conferences, English language, family, medicine, Rumsfeldian symposia, science, silliness
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Hockey pool, week 5
First of all, many thanks to ScientistMother and Chall for hosting weeks 3 and 4, respectively!
And now for the Week 5 update:
There wasn’t a huge amount of action, as we all (except Bob) made rather similar picks and had quite similar week 5 scores. However, ScientistMother managed to overtake both Bob and Ricardipus to take second spot; Chall also had another strong week, while Modscientist and Gerty traded places.
It’s still anyone’s game at this point – Lavaland isn’t safe just yet!
Now, who wants to host next week’s update?
Posted in hockey pool
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Gratuitous Silly Video
‘cos it’s Friday.
A friend emailed this to me during the hockey game last night, and even though the Canucks were losing 5-1 I spent the next few minutes LMAO.
Happy weekend, everyone!
Posted in music, silliness, sport, video
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Plight of the living deadlines
Today was a momentous day.
I submitted two progress reports to our private sector collaborator, looked at my calendar, and realised that I don’t have to lurch immediately into a panic about another deadline!
Yep, for the first time since July, I don’t have any urgent deadlines to meet! Not one solitary even halfway urgent little deadline! In fact, the next one that I know of isn’t until February 1st, although I’m sure others will pop up to fill that gap…
Since July 15th, I have submitted or helped to submit the following:
- 6 grant registrations / letters of intent (4 as Chief Wrangler);
- 8 full grant applications (5 as Chief Wrangler);
- 3 progress reports (I wrote all parts of all three reports).
The grants were submitted to six competitions run by five different funding agencies, and involved six principal applicants (and dozens of co-applicants). The longest gap between any two items was four weeks, at the very beginning of the three-and-a-half-month period; the busiest single day involved one full grant application and four registrations (I was Chief Wrangler for all of them), while the busiest week involved four full grant applications submitted to three competitions (although I was the Chief Wrangler for “only” three of them).
This time of year is always very busy, but it’s never been quite this bad before.
I’d love to take some time off, but my six remaining vacation days are already committed to a nice long Christmas break. And of course I have to catch up on all the other, less urgent tasks that I had to let slide during the deadline panic; my to-do list has been expanding at quite an alarming rate, and I’m looking forward to starting to cut it down to a more reasonable size.
I think I’ve earned all the Hallowe’en candy I’m planning to eat tonight while opening the door to trick or treaters in costume and trying to make them scream like a little girl senior Nature editor!
Posted in career, grant wrangling, whining
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The Missing Link
Man, I love Hallowe’en.
Apparently I freaked a lot of people out… and some people asked to get their photo taken with me! But the best part was when I ran into a guy dressed as a gorilla and we both nodded very approvingly at each other.
Bonus point for anyone who can explain why only a very small patch of my chimpy leg is furry!
I didn’t take any photos at the party itself, but it was amazing. The 13 of us who went together had made or rented some great costumes, from deep sea diver to the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and the hundreds (and hundreds and hundreds) of other people there had all entered into the spirit of things too! We used to go to the Waldorf Hotel years ago, when Mr E Man’s brother’s band played there and it was a total dive, but it’s been all smartened up now and it’s great! There were DJs and bands in the various rooms, playing all different kinds of music, and they’d turned the hotel rooms into a “haunted hotel” with spooky art installations and people in costume jumping out at you. We’ll be back next year for sure!
Posted in apes, freakishness, furry friends, personal, photos, Primate Party, silliness, Vancouver
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RBO Lab Meeting
- Our lab manager mentioned that some journals are starting to ask for certification to prove that the cell lines described in submitted manuscripts have tested negative for mycoplasma contamination during the course of the study (for the uninitiated, mycoplasma are bacteria that can seriously interfere with the interpretation of any data generated from cultured cells, which they manage to infect with great frequency and, seemingly, glee). No certificates, no publication. I think this is an excellent idea; however, I’ve written, edited or been otherwise involved with the submission of dozens of manuscripts of this kind, and I’ve never heard of such a practice, which I also would have expected to show up on at least one of the blogs I read. Was this just a ploy to make procrastinators hand over their cells for testing (said lab manager has been asking for weeks for people to prepare and assemble their cells), or should I really be buying shares in mycoplasma testing companies?
- The meeting also included a presentation by a grad student who’s been with us for a while, but is just starting a new side project. The student spent the first two thirds or so of their short talk describing their efforts to optimise the various sample preparation steps… and the remaining time describing a hypothetical dataset that reflects the results they might reasonably expect to see once the assay’s running. This included a description of how the data would be generated, measured, normalised, and analysed. I’ve never seen anyone do this before, but I think it’s actually a fantastic idea for someone who’s just starting a new project; the feedback you get on your planned analysis could help you optimise the assay and choose the best controls before you even start, for example, and you’ll probably get better feedback when showing a mock analysis using actual numbers, rather than describing your plans in more abstract terms. Thoughts?
- Video clips in talks are great. So are robots. Showing video clips of robots doing awesome stuff will make every bona fide geek in the room go “COOOOOOL!!!!” simultaneously.
- “Regardless of the total number of slides to be presented, lab meetings will expand to fill every last minute of the time allotted to them”. Discuss.
Posted in publishing, science, technology
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