Category Archives: rants

RBO Cycling

I’ve commuted by bicycle almost every day since I started my PhD in 1998. That’s a lot of kilometres, a lot of near accidents, a lot of hills, and a LOT of rain (we’re talking Glasgow and Vancouver here, two … Continue reading

Posted in cycling, drunkenness, education, environment, exercise, fund raising, personal, politics, rants, Vancouver, whining | 14 Comments

Adobe: Acrobat, eh?

You must be very bendy. Perhaps you could go fuck yourself? Yup, grant crankiness time. As part of the current grant application, I need to assemble details of every grant currently held and applied for by all eight of the … Continue reading

Posted in grant wrangling, rants, technology | 15 Comments

Catho the Sane visits Canadian Tire

In So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish, the fourth of five books in the Hitchhiker trilogy by Douglas Adams, our hero Arthur Dent travels to California to meet a man called Wonko the Sane. Wonko’s house is inside-out, … Continue reading

Posted in camping, environment, freakishness, photos, rants, shopping, silliness | 39 Comments

The True North Strong and "CHARGE!!!!!!!"

So, apparently Harper thought that it would be a good idea to hold the G20 meeting in the middle of downtown Toronto. The inevitable happened. Now, let’s get one thing clear. I do not condone violence – in fact, I … Continue reading

Posted in bad people, Canada, current affairs, politics, rants, videos | 5 Comments

So, only men get to propose marriage and decide when to buy property?

From my bank’s website: Well, straight men and lesbians. This is Canada – same-sex marriage is legal – but apparently straight women and gay men don’t get to take part in this survey. Equality FAIL!

Posted in bad people, Canada, rants | 8 Comments

Democracy in the UK

Me: “So what are you going to do today?” Dad: “Stay here and watch the election coverage on the internet” Yup, it’s election time in the UK! I’m not voting, because I don’t think it’s fair for people to influence … Continue reading

Posted in Canada, current affairs, family, politics, rants, UK | 9 Comments

Wren and Stumped-y

Damnit, Microsoft! Why? Just… why? I mistype “were” all the freaking time.  The title of this blog post is the first time I’ve deliberately typed “wren” in… years? decades? ever? So why is it the first option on the suggestions … Continue reading

Posted in English language, rants, technology | 7 Comments

I don’t always hit cyclists…

…but when I do, I prefer the 600 block of West 10th Avenue. It is… the Most Dangerous Block In The World. Here’s an annotated map of my immediate surroundings. The compass points are where you’d expect them to be. … Continue reading

Posted in cycling, rants, Vancouver | 17 Comments

Pro-democracy, anti-rogue.

Imagine a leader with George W Bush’s politics, and Tony Blair’s tactical brain. Scary, right? Meet Stephen Harper. Quite possibly the most right-wing Western leader still standing, after the US and Australia saw sense Responsible for Canada being awarded several … Continue reading

Posted in activism, bad people, Canada, current affairs, environment, politics, rants | 8 Comments

"But the thing you don’t realize is that there’s good naked and bad naked"

I came home from work last night to find Mr E Man watching one of those survival shows on the Discovery Channel. Some testosterony chap was striding around the Namibian desert killing snakes and being condescending in a way that … Continue reading

Posted in bad people, nature, rants, television | 37 Comments