Gratuitous talking dog video

Mr E Man showed me this last night and I laughed so hard I cried

 

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It’s the xkcd Wikipedia meme!

(via DrugMonkey, who got it from WhizBANG).

“Click on the first link not in parentheses  in any Wikipedia entry. Keep doing this and eventually, you end up at Philosophy”.

Who would ever have guessed that my favourite team and my former field of study share so much – and that the Canucks are closer to philosophy than the viruses?!

Starting with Vancouver Canucks:

  1. Ice hockey
  2. Team sport
  3. Sport
  4. Organized (redirects to Organization)
  5. Social group
  6. Social sciences
  7. Fields (redirects to List of academic disciplines)
  8. Academic (redirects to Academia)
  9. Community
  10. Living
  11. Life
  12. Objects (redirects to Physical body)
  13. Physics
  14. Natural science
  15. Naturalistic (redirects to Naturalism (Philosophy))
  16. Philosophical (redirects to Philosophy)

Starting with endogenous retrovirus:

  1. Germ cells
  2. Biological cell (redirects to Cell (biology))
  3. Robert Hooke
  4. FRS (redirects to Royal Society – Fellows subheading)
  5. List of Fellows of the Royal Society
  6. Royal Society of London (redirects to Royal Society)
  7. Learned society
  8. Organization
  9. Social group
  10. Social sciences
  11. Fields (redirects to List of academic disciplines)
  12. Academic (redirects to Academia)
  13. Community
  14. Living
  15. Life
  16. Objects (redirects toPhysical body)
  17. Physics
  18. Natural science
  19. Naturalistic (redirects to Naturalism (Philosophy))
  20. Philosophical (redirects to Philosophy)

But dessert is clearly much more important than either science or sport:

Starting with custard:

  1. Milk
  2. Mammary gland
  3. Organ
  4. Biology
  5. Natural science
  6. Naturalistic (redirects to Naturalism (Philosophy))
  7. Philosophical (redirects to Philosophy)

Yay, custard!

GO CUSTARD GO! WE WANT THE BOWL! ONE MORE SPOON! WOOOOOO!

(or something).

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Birds of a feather

If I’d been born in the Middle Ages, I would have been lucky to reach adulthood. If I had made it that far, I’d almost certainly have promptly died in childbirth, or from bubonic plague, or something of that nature. However, my younger self – a huge fan of T. H. White’s The Sword in the Stone, which I must have read over a dozen times – didn’t know this, and imagined days filled with the romantic pursuits of jousting, sword fighting, and falconry. I never pictured myself as a lady in a pointy hat with a flowing scarf attached, waving at her champion: oh no, in my imagination I was always the knight in shining armour, the brave and skillful fencer, or the rider in the forest, reins in one fist and a noble hawk perched atop the other.

We all know how my riding lessons worked out for me, and my short-lived university fencing club career didn’t go much better; I was also in the badminton squad that year (I never made the actual team), and all that lunging combined for a nasty knee injury that permanently ended my participation in fencing just as I finally felt like I was making progress, and severely curtailed my badminton playing for good measure.

The dream lay dormant… until my Mum asked if Mr E Man and I would like to visit a falconry centre in Harrogate as our birthday present this year. Naturally I jumped at the chance, despite my poor track record in Mediaeval pursuits, and asked her to book us in!

So, during the otherwise least geeky week of our recent visit to England, we all piled into the car and headed for the Harrogate Arms, where one of the owners, Tommy McNally, is also a falconer. We had a tasty lunch before my parents and Mr E Man’s mum headed for the adjacent Harlow Carr Gardens, while Mr E Man and I followed the bird sounds around the side of the pub to meet Tommy.

It is such a treat to meet someone who’s knowledgeable and passionate about their preferred subject, with an enthusiasm for sharing the passion with others, and Tommy has knowledge, passion, and enthusiasm in spades! He introduced us to his birds – hawks, falcons, and a golden eagle – and to the proper use of the big thick leather gloves before untethering Frankie, a young male Harris Hawk, and placing him on my fist.

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Frankie was as light as a whole bunch of feathers, and his fierce intelligence was immediately apparent. Tommy told us that Frankie’s a relatively newly trained hawk, and – like all Frankies, apparently – is “a bit nuts”, a wee bit pushy, and still learning to hunt. On the other hand, Tara – Mr E Man’s new companion – is older, calmer, and more experienced.

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We headed into a more open piece of land, where Tommy taught us how to launch and receive the birds. I was slightly apprehensive about the latter activity, as Tommy placed a little snippet of meat in my hand and several pounds of beak and talon promptly came flying at me from a nearby tree, but the impact was very slight – they’re amazingly skillful fliers, and judge their landing just so. Tommy told us that he has to wear an arm and shoulder brace when he takes the eagle out, though, as the impact of a landing can knock you over if you’re not careful. (He also told us that they use golden eagles to hunt deer and wolves in Mongolia, a fact that we verified later on YouTube).

After a little more practice, we walked into the nearby woods, the two hawks flying ahead of us, returning to our fists from time to time. It was simply amazing to see them maneuver in and out of the trees – these are woodland hunters, not like falcons, who hunt in open air – and around our heads, which was slightly disconcerting! At least we were prepared for the feeling of feathers grazing our heads, though – a jogger running through the woods didn’t see Frankie until he’d already completely freaked her out as he swooped past her, just clearing her head.

We stopped above a small cliff to see the birds catch pieces of meat in mid-air, and again as Tommy enthusiastically told a couple of families and then a group of high school students and their teacher, out on a run, all about the hawks. We were rock star celebrities in those woods that day, but there was also plenty of time for us to ask Tommy all kinds of questions about the care of the hawks, what they do (he seemed to have multiple sources of income – hunting parties, school visits, clearing pigeons and seagulls from airfields and rubbish dumps, that kind of thing), how he got into falconry. And of course, to practice our launches and landings. It was a pure unmitigated joy, and I couldn’t believe how quickly the time passed!

Upon our return to the pub, Mr E Man was offered the chance to hold the golden eagle, to his great delight!

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You’ll notice that Tommy kept a firm hold on that rope… this is one big bird (weighing in at around 15 pounds), all muscle, to be held at the very end of your upraised left arm, moving around, and prone to “freak out” if your hand wobbles! I wasn’t sure I’d be able to hold her, and as you can see from this iPhone video, I was right – I barely lasted a few seconds, wussy little wimp that I am!

Man, that eagle was LOUD! My left ear was ringing for a while!

I was disappointed, of course, but also glad that unlike my attempts at horse riding and fencing, my first foray into falconry hadn’t ended with a major injury. As compensation for my lack of eagle-holding competence, though, I got to help train a third Harris hawk who’s being trained to replace Tara, who will be entering her retirement / breeding years this summer. The new hawk was fully trained and accustomed to Tommy, but he needed to get her used to working with strangers before she could join the tour, as she was still nervous and aggressive around new people. I was extremely glad that Tommy held firmly onto her feet as she got all up in my face and screamed at me!

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We then got to meet the owls. The eagle owl reminded me of a particularly dumb and goofy cat, much like our own dear Saba:

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but the barn owl was a distinctly more noble beast, and so beautiful – we got to stroke his back, which was so soft it was almost just like stroking air.

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We also got to play with the ferrets, which Tommy uses on hunting expeditions with the hawks to flush out hiding rabbits. The hawks were used to the ferrets and showed no aggression toward them at all, whereas they had to be hidden from the eagle at all times lest they become a light pre-dinner snack! They were great little beasties, albeit rather stinky – full of fun and play and character. I can see why people like to keep them as pets, despite the fact that the smell lingered even after I’d washed my hands twice! (Apparently you can have the musk glands removed!)

All in all it was an absolutely wonderful day, the real highlight of our trip, and I can’t recommend it highly enough. We had big grins all over our faces for at least an hour, when our parents returned from the gardens to find us in the pub, enjoying a tasty pint on a big comfy sofa in front of a cozy fire and uploading our smartphone photos to Twitter and Instagram.

It was great fun to relive the dreams of my childhood, but I do like me my modern comforts!

Bragging rights for the best bird of prey pun(s) in the comments 🙂

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Inbox fear-o!

I <3 this cartoon:

(There’s some decent advice about “How to email busy people” in the associated article, too).

I had 486 unread emails in my inbox when I came back from my holiday last week… just one of many reasons why I’m behind on almost everything else!

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Geek tourism

I’m back, and ready to lightly and cheerily distract people from their woes!

We had a great time in England – in fact, it was our most fun visit EVAH! I’m not quite sure why it was better than previous trips, but suspect it was partly due to a good combination of people, activities, and beer, and partly due to Mr E Man knowing many of my UK friends and family better than he used to, plus spending time with people we both know from Vancouver.

The trip was also substantially geekier than usual. Some of the geekiness involved meticulous planning via multiple email threads over many weeks, whereas other parts were unplanned; England is just so full of geeky delights that you’re bound to stumble across them accidentally. In fact, some of them just show up and sit down at your table in pubs… but that was on the second day, whereas the geekiness actually began within a few hours of our arrival, and I may as well do this in chronological order.

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We landed at 11pm Vancouver time / 7am UK time after a cramped, noisy, and completely sleepless ten hour flight. After showers and cuppas my sister took us out for a tour of her neighbourhood, to blow away the cobwebs and get some sunlight to try and stave off the jet-lag. Since she lives in Crystal Palace, we headed straight for the park, where my sister promised me we would see hilarious Victorian renderings of dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures. The statues – from the Great Exhibition of 1851, not long after dinosaur fossils first captured the British public’s imagination – did not disappoint; they were gloriously silly, and I had great fun running around taking photos and chortling.

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The running around taking photos continued the next day (albeit with substantially less chortling and more quiet reverence at the wonders of Nature nature), in Kew Gardens, which I’d never visited before and which are wonderful. The treetop walkway featured a series of panels explaining photosynthesis, tree rings, seed dispersal mechanisms, plant cell structure, the relationships between different plant species, and other aspects of plant biology that I vaguely remember from high school:

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whereas the rest of the gardens feature lots of pretty flowers, cute ducklings and goslings, and lots of gorgeous mature trees, several of which are older than Canada.

From Kew we went to the pub to meet up with Bob O’Hara – in town for a very fortuitously timed conference – and assorted other, non-bloggy, friends. (I don’t seem to have any photos of this momentous event, unfortunately). The pub kept running out of the kinds of beer we’d so carefully selected from their multi-page menu, but there was always something tasty to drink, and the steak and ale pies were excellent. Mr E Man observed that Brits and Canadians employ different pie crust-eating techniques; a manuscript pie is currently in preparation.

The third day featured lunch with Dr. H. G. of Cromer, who is just as erudite and interesting in person as he is on-blog. We talked science, travel, carpentry, and assorted other topics, and a wonderful time was had by all. Henry even wore his Crocs, and I have the photos (taken outside the British Library) to prove it:

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After lunch, it was on to the Museum of London! A couple of people had independently recommended this splendid chronological romp through London’s history, from prehistoric times to the present day, and it did not disappoint. My sister – visiting for the first time, despite having lived in London for 11 years – even got to confront her childhood fear of “skellingtons!!!11!!”:

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And, for the evening entertainment: Occam’s piss-up!

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Clockwise from the far left: Erika Cule, some guy whose name I forget but I’m sure Richard will remind me, my sister, Bob O’Hara again, Stephen Curry, Frank Norman, me, Richard P. Grant, and Jenny Rohn. Blurriness of photo (taken by Mr E Man on my iPhone) possibly due to Richard choosing a venue that didn’t serve food.

I’ve met several bloggers before, but never a group of them en masse, and I had an absolute blast. Everyone was close to exactly how I’d imagined them to be – i.e. lovely, interesting, and tons of fun – and, again, a wonderful time was had by all! Mr E Man and my sister had been joking all day about how they were going to sit in the corner and say “blog! blog! blog! blog!” to each other in a silly high-pitched voice, but they only resorted to this form of conversation once or twice, and commented afterward on how much fun they’d had and how nice everyone is. Oh, and Jenny signed my copy of Experimental Heart, for an added geeky bonus!* Hopefully we can all get together again soon, with even more people – and preferably some food to soak up the beer!

Another day, another old friend I hadn’t met yet – yup, it was off to the geek heaven of Cambridge, where I finally got to meet Eva Amsen and prove that we are, in fact, two different people!

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Eva – who is also lovely, by the way, as is her cat Penny – very kindly let us stay in her spare room, even though her attempts to beat our taxi home from the station on her bike were thwarted when she dropped her jam, and then her bike, as we drove past laughing at her.** She also took us on a walking tour of Cambridge, taking in the Eagle pub, famous for its Watson and Crick connection (yes we did stop in for a geeky beer):

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and the Sedgwick Museum of Earth Sciences, a delightfully old-fashioned rocks ‘n’ fossils museum that also – fan girl gasp! – contains several of Darwin’s notebooks from the Beagle.

As if these delights weren’t enough to earn Cambridge the title of Geek Capital of Britain (even the local MP is a scientist, FFS!), I then got to meet up with three former lab-mates who I know from Vancouver, but who now live in Cambridge, for more beers and geeky discussions.

The geekiness quotient was much diminished after we left Cambridge; we spent a week in York with my parents, then visited several places in South-West England (including another reunion with a sorely missed former Vancouver labmate, from whose house we hiked, via an excellent country pub, to a 4500 year-old burial barrow, which was thankfully sans barrow wights:

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before getting pleasantly sozzled together (photos on Facebook only, sorry!) in front of a Canucks game – just like old times!) before ending up back in London for the last couple of days.

This was where the level of geekiness briefly picked up again: a friend had recommended the Hunterian Museum at the Royal College of Surgeons, so we headed there on our last full day, an old high school friend of mine in tow. Photography was unfortunately prohibited, but I can not recommend this gem of a museum highly enough. It features exhibits documenting the history of surgery, as well as more jars containing picked anatomical specimens – normal and abnormal, human and animal – than you could shake a stick at. It was amazing. We all ran around finding weird and wonderful things – a horribly deformed bound foot from China; a massive bone tumour; a fetal calf skeleton with the skull inside the rib cage; you name it, we found it – and dragged each other back to the relevant case to share our discoveries. My friend is an optometrist and focused (sorry) on the pickled eyes; my sister works for a medical publisher and found lots of specimens relating to her speciality; Mr E Man lingered over the antique surgical tools (save for the male genito-urinary surgery section, which he moved over rather more rapidly); while I generally ran around like an annoying puppy, trying to see everything. It was great. You should go.

Needless to say, leaving was hard. Luckily our seat-mate on the flight home was heading to BC for the first time, and we spent an hour or so telling him how great the province (and Vancouver in particular) is. Our Tourism BC pitch helped mitigate our disappointment to have reached the end of our trip -as did our arrival back home during STANLEY CUP FEVER 2011 ZOMG – and I highly recommend this strategy at the end of all fantastic trips.

And the best news?

The geeky blogger meet-ups didn’t end with our return to Vancouver! I finally got to meet Massimo and his wife on Tuesday; we had some excellent beer and vegetarian food (thanks again, Massimo and Anto!) and discussed academia, blogging and politics, with even the waiter chiming in on the latter topic. Yay!

TL;DR version: England is awesome, especially for geeks. You should visit, and meet as many bloggers as you can while there.

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*I hadn’t started it at that point, partially because of lack of time, and – I confess – partially in case I didn’t like it, because I would have hated to have to lie to Jenny on our first meeting! 😀 Luckily I really enjoyed it, and it even made me miss the lab (the culture of fun and friendly labs, rather than any latent yearning to start doing minipreps again). It got slightly far-fetched toward the end, I thought, but by that point I was well and truly invested and engaged and found myself not caring. Nice work, Jenny! I’ll read The Honest Look at some point this year, I promise!

**A couple of days later, at my parents’ place, my Mum was trying to put a hot dish from the oven down, but couldn’t because there was a jar of jam in the way. I thus got to say “why does everyone keep being thwarted by jam?!” for the first, and I suspect only, time.

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Why do these things always sneak up on me?!

It can’t just be me, surely…

I don't have TIME to make a better graph! GAAAH!

This time tomorrow I’ll be on a 10 hour flight to London, where I will see my sister for the first time in more than two years, and meet up with old friends and new! We’ll then take the train (with my sister and mother-in-law*) up to my parents’ place  for a week, before renting a car and making our way gradually back down to London, staying with various friends and relatives en route, in time for our flight home on May 29th. It’s gonna be crazy, but tons of fun… assuming I get my shit together in time for the flight… now, where are my passports?

Our tenant is looking after the house and kittehs, but my blog will most likely be neglected and silent for the duration of the trip. See you on the flip side!

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*she’s at a college reunion in London this weekend – she flew out on Thursday, and gets back to Vancouver a few days before us. Our best friends from Vancouver are also heading over to the UK, for a family wedding: we booked our flights separately, but ended up on the same plane!

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Training FAIL

I just spotted this, from last year’s form:
Someone apparently got more traininf over the last 12 months: the typo has been corrected for this year’s form.
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Let there be lights!

I’ll take even the smallest of victories in this benighted week

Way back in December 2007, I wrote to the city to request a stop light at a dangerous intersection on my bike route; the Ontario Street bike route crosses 16th Avenue on a stagger, with no lights or stop signs to protect the cyclists who have to cross and then ride along the busy road before continuing along Ontario. I received a courteous reply saying that the council were looking into cycling infrastructure priorities based on need and cost, but that there were far more requests of this kind than money to pay for them.

When our new, strongly pro-cycling mayor was elected in November 2008, I sent essentially the same email to the new council, and received essentially the same reply.

I joined the Vancouver Area Cycling Coalition around the same time. The VACC organise summer and winter Bike to Work Weeks every year, during which their volunteers hand out food, drinks, bike route maps, reflective gear, and other goodies at mobile stalls set up on the major bike routes that crisscross the city. They also survey all the riders they can on how their routes could be improved; I filled in the form at every possible opportunity, listing the unregulated intersection at Ontario Street and 16th Avenue as the most dangerous part of my route. “We see that one a lot”, volunteers would tell me as I told them what I was writing. They assured me that each survey’s results were sent to the mayor and council, but nothing happened…

…until one day on my staycation in November 2010, I spotted new stop lights being installed on 16th Avenue, either side of the Ontario Street intersection! Oh happy day!

Once the lights had been installed, the work crew covered them with black plastic bags to mark them as not yet active, and then went away.

And stayed away.

My guess was that they were having to gradually phase the new lights into the sequence of lights in the surrounding area, and that it might take a few weeks before they came online. But no… the plastic bags stayed on…

…until a few weeks ago, when a new work crew showed up, closed 16th Avenue just west of the intersection, and started digging stuff up…

…before replacing the now very tattered black plastic bags that were obscuring the lights with purpose-made, fitted, heavy canvas covers.

At this point I essentially gave up, and decided that the lights probably wouldn’t be activated until the community centre at the corner of the intersection gets rebuilt (it’s currently at the “piles of soil and rubble” stage).

But then!

Last night!

I approached the intersection from the north, and realised that the cyclist ahead of me had just hit the button to activate the lights, and that cars were already stopping for him as the light turned to orange!

(OK, so some of them stopped in the intersection, rather than before it, but we could still get round them and hopefully they’ll get better with practice as they get used to the lights being there!)

Big grins all around among the five or six cyclists who went through on that light… I’ve chatted to lots of people over the years who’ve waited at that intersection with me for the cars to let us through, and everyone hated and feared that spot. I met a few other people who’d also contacted the city, and everyone had complained about the intersection on the VACC’s surveys! We’ve waited a long time for this, and it feels great not to have to choose between a mad kamikaze dash across the road and a wait for minutes at a time, often in the pouring rain, for a kindly motorist to take pity on us.

Yay! Not everything sucks!

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Get out and VOTE, CANADA!

Later today I will vote for the first time in Canada, and for the first time anywhere since a Glasgow by-election almost 11 years ago.

Anyone who knows me even a little bit knows that voting means an awful lot to me. I’ve been fascinated by politics ever since I first listened to my parents talk about it around the family dinner table when I was a kid; I voted in every national, local, and European parliament election for which I was eligible and living in the country at the time; and it’s been difficult to spend so much time and effort learning about the politics of Canada, BC, and Vancouver without being able to participate. I became a citizen eight days after the last provincial election, so this year’s federal election is my first chance to vote in the place I’ve called home since 2002.

Choosing not to vote is incomprehensible to me. Of all the people who live and have ever lived in this planet, only a very tiny percentage have / had the right to elect their own leaders; it’s an immense privilege and a serious responsibility. So if you’re eligible, get out and VOTE!

If you think there’s no difference between the parties, well, first of all, you’re wrong. But if you still believe they’re all the same, then take a look at each party’s policy and/or track record (or each of your local candidates’ stance) on just one issue that you find important. Education, healthcare, the economy, respect for parliamentary democracy, childcare, electoral reform, science funding, the environment, the way they put the cheese on at Subway – ANYTHING that matters to you – and find out which person or party best matches your own views. Then get out and VOTE!

You’re not allowed to complain about ANYTHING for the duration of this next parliament if you don’t take part in the election, you know. 100% true fact*. So get out and VOTE!

I’ve found that my views on some issues match those of one party, and my views on other issues match those of another party. I am therefore voting (mostly) tactically in an effort to keep a third party, whose views I abhor, out of office. If you’re thinking of doing the same, check out http://www.projectdemocracy.ca/ for the latest polls in each riding. I’ve been keeping a very close eye on the site: if I’d voted in the advance polls last week I would have gone for one party, but there’s been a big national and local surge by my other possible choice of party in this last week of campaigning, and I will now be voting for them instead. This suits me just fine because they would have been my first choice if we had a saner electoral system.

Leaving the parties unnamed in the preceding paragraph was 100% deliberate (although most of my Canadian readers will know which parties I mean!); this post is not about party politics, it’s about getting as many voters out as possible, regardless of who they vote for. That way we can ensure that the parliament the nation elects today is as representative as the first-past-the-post system allows. The current minority government was the first choice of 22% of eligible voters (38% of the popular vote on a 58% voter turnout); let’s push for a massive improvement on the 58%!

For details of where to vote and what identification to bring (i.e. proof of identity and of address), see www.elections.ca.

Get out and VOTE!

*or at least it would be if I was in charge. Although actually it would be a moot point, because voting would be compulsory if I was in charge, as it is in Australia (I think). And yes, I would include a “none of the above, they’re all eejits” option on the ballot.

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Round 1 to Vancouver!

I’m still emotionally drained after the Canucks’ Game 7 win over Chicago on Tuesday – what a crazy end to a crazy series! Round 2 starts tonight… I’m hoping for a little less drama this time as I’m not sure my heart can take much more of it!

Oh, and I also won the first round of the playoff pool. Yay me!

Vancouver is WINNING!!!

Let’s hope Round 2 doesn’t go to Tennessee!

GO CANUCKS GO! And remember: sabretooth cats are extinct, but orcas are still top of the food chain!

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