Question About “VWXYNot?”

Thus read the title of an email in my inbox this morning. The message continued:

Hey,
I consult for a Canadian immigration lawyer who is looking to expand her presence online.  I am  interested in having a mention within one of your upcoming blog posts
http://vwxynot.blogspot.com/ leading back to my client’s website, in the form of  an unobtrusive text link.
The post should not mention that it is sponsored or paid and should appear as natural as possible.
If you could help me out, I would be more than willing to compensate you.
Let me know if you are interested.
Thanks,
Lindsay

Where to start?

Maybe with why not to begin a business proposition with “Hey”? Or the fact that the Blogspot incarnation of this blog has been dormant for well over a year now? And that the only times I’ve ever blogged about Canadian immigration, it’s been abundantly clear that a) I never used an immigration lawyer, and b) it was in a “YAY, I’m a citizen now and don’t ever need to deal with Canadian immigration ever again!” kind of way?

Well, those are all good options, but I’ll go with this: I’d like to promise my readers that I have never, ever taken money, goods, or anything else in return for linking to external sites on my blog; all links are 100% “natural”. I’m not going to rule out, say, writing a review of a product I’ve been given for free, but it would have to be a very special product – and if such a thing ever happens, I promise to clearly mention the freebie at the top of that hypothetical post.

Last time I received a similar request (in this case to put a link to a tuna recipes website on a project description page of our department’s website), I replied “if you can explain how tuna recipes are relevant to the study of the hormone signalling axis in cancer cell metastasis, then I’ll consider it”, and never got a response. I’m tempted to do something similar this time… any suggestions welcome!

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Pacific surf, the coast by starlight, and the Cascades: San Diego to Vancouver by train

or: what you gain when you’re not too vain to deign to let the train take the main strain.

As I said in my last post, a meeting with collaborators in La Jolla last week probably represented my last chance to do something I’ve been meaning to do since the collaboration began in 2009: namely, let Air Canada take me down there with everyone else, as per usual, but let Amtrak bring me back.

I love long train journeys. My longest to date was Toronto to Vancouver over three days in 1997 – a journey that ultimately resulted in me moving to Vancouver – and I’ve also done overnight trips from Paris to Marseilles, Paris to Madrid, and Madrid to Lisbon, plus shorter trips from Toronto to Montreal and back as well as a mammoth two-week tour by rail of London-Paris-Marseilles-Nice-Monte Carlo-Genoa-Pisa-Rome-Florence-Milan-Lucerne-Basel-Strasbourg-Luxembourg-Brussels-Bruges-London. And of course I’ve taken the train all over the UK. I’d wanted to continue my 1997 journey from Vancouver to Seattle, San Francisco and LA by train, but couldn’t afford it on my extremely meagre budget and took the Greyhound instead. So while various friends and colleagues tactfully questioned my sanity, my own excitement about my trip grew and grew; by the time I waved goodbye to my colleagues on Thursday afternoon when they headed to the airport while I checked into my hotel and picked up my tickets, I was positively giddy.

Well, the journey did not disappoint. Despite some technical problems and the resulting outrageously bad behaviour by some of my fellow passengers (which I confined to a separate venty post so I could enjoy writing this one), I had a blast and not one single regret!

The Trains

I took the Pacific Surfliner from San Diego to LA (about 3 hours), the Coast Starlight from LA to Seattle (supposed to be 36 hours but actually took 42 due to aforementioned technical problem, i.e. hitting a large boulder and damaging the braking system – Brakes on a Train!), then the Cascades service from Seattle to Vancouver (four hours). The former two trains were double deckers, and I had a window seat on the upper deck both times; on the Cascades journey I discovered that “window seats” are not all created equal, but still enjoyed good views in both directions by craning my neck just a little bit.

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All three trains were spotlessly clean inside – at least at the beginning. It should go without saying that 42 hours of human inhabitation did the Coast Starlight train no favours. The first and final trains offered your standard short-haul train seats – i.e. much more space than airline cattle class – but on the long overnight journey from LA to Seattle I had a ridiculously large amount of leg room: I had a small backpack and my purse at my feet almost all the time, plus my jacket and a pillow some of the time, and still never felt cramped. The train wasn’t full, so at night there was enough space for most people to have two seats and a (relatively) decent night’s sleep, the cold and the bumpy track taken into account of course (Shakes on a Train!). It’s really expensive to upgrade to even the most basic sleeping compartment, and besides if you do that you sit in your own little box most of the time and don’t get to meet anyone. There were no showers, but an abundance of toilets – some of them with lots of additional space for washing and changing clothes. I had a power outlet right next to me on all three trains, and WiFi on the first and third. On the middle train you could pick up WiFi at most stations and at some other stops near buildings, but I did miss having constant internet access, especially when trying to figure out how to get home when such a feat looked to be rather challenging. However, as I said in my last post, once I explained that I couldn’t use my 3G cellular data when out of WiFi range without incurring massive roaming fees (Canadians get seriously ripped off in this regard), two or three American passengers immediately tried to thrust their own phones into my hands to use for free.

All three trains had at least a snack bar on board, and all made a somewhat passable cup of tea. The LA to Seattle train also had a lounge car with wrap-around windows for a better view, and a full sit-down dining car. You needed to make reservations on board for the latter; unfortunately I was in the last car, so by the time the manager reached me the only times left for dinner were around 5pm. Ah well, needs must, and so my seat mate and I were seated for a delicious, if rather early, dinner with two other people. They’d somehow already run out of steaks (someone got the MoFo Steaks off this MoFo Train!), but the lamb shank was excellent, as was the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Everyone else said their food was good, too, although we all agreed that the frozen veggies were sub-par. Still much better than airline food though!

The People

The dining car wasn’t my only chance to meet people. In keeping with all prior long-distance train journeys, this was a social occasion as much as anything else and I met some wonderful people – a professional photographer, a retired UCLA professor who’d researched the structure of research itself and was fascinated to hear about my job, a grad student in urban planning who was also heavily involved with several projects designed to bring visible minority women into science, a bunch of art students, and assorted other people whose professions I didn’t learn. It’s just so easy to meet people in this kind of situation, as there are so many obvious openers – where are you going, where are you from, oh I hear it’s lovely, oh I was there a few years ago and loved it, which other train journeys have you been on, what are you reading – and conversations quickly moved on to more in-depth discussions of US and Canadian politics, environmental issues, science, music, books, and everything else you could possibly imagine. Someone had a guitar – someone always has a guitar – and was strumming away very nicely in the lounge car. (I heard the next morning that the guitarist had come through our carriage later on that evening discreetly asking each person in turn whether they had a condom he could have, but I can’t verify this story as I was brushing my teeth at the time). I was also invited to share a joint after being overheard commenting that some of the passengers getting back on the train smelled distinctly, um, illicit, but decided that Baked on a Train! was a spectacularly bad idea.

Everyone I’d been talking to got off in Portland, wishing me good luck for the rest of my journey as they left. I was genuinely sad to see them go, and not just because the temperature – already far too cold at night, as with every other overnight train I’ve ever taken – plummeted further without all those other warm bodies around me. The final few hours to Seattle were spent shivering and fitfully napping in a toque and under my fleecy jacket in a darkened and almost completely empty carriage – a rather surreal experience!

The Stations

Oh, wow, the stations. It seemed to be a common theme on this trip that stations are among the oldest and grandest buildings in most big West Coast cities – truly a throwback to a more elegant age.

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The Santa Fe rail depot in San Diego, from the front…

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…the side…

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…and from the inside.

All the stations I visited were architecturally interesting, all had beautiful old wood and/or leather seating, and most had gorgeous tiled walls and floors for good measure.

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Santa Ana’s station, as seen from the train

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The main hall of LA’s Union Station

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I’ve been to LA several times and have never found anything about it that I like half as much as this station. Not even close. Shame about the state of the loos though… not recommended.

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Seattle’s King Street station appears to be under renovation. It’s going to be magnificent once it’s completed. Sorry about the bad even worse than usual photo – I was somewhat sleep deprived by this point.

The Scenery

Even better than the stations!

Everyone on the work portion of the trip had been revelling in the SoCal sunshine – we took off from Vancouver in a -9C blizzard, but landed to find clear blue skies and a temperature in the high teens. Taxi drivers stared at us as we began to strip off our jackets, toques and gloves as we waited in the line-up, and all turned our faces to the sun. Our La Jolla hosts thought we were joking when we asked to eat lunch outside both days, then marvelled at us through the meeting room window as they ate their own lunches inside after declaring it “far too cold”. When they came to bring us back inside, they said that our little group of scientists eating boxed lunches looked like a Canadian refugee camp. It was sooooooooo nice to get a brief reprieve from the biting cold, blowing snow, and awful dampness we’d left behind, and to replace them with warmth and even palm trees. I even enjoyed half an hour in my hotel’s outdoor (heated) pool on the Thursday night – the only one in the hotel brave enough to attempt such a feat of extreme winter survival!

The feeling of escaping the winter continued for the first few hours of my train journey, as we hugged the beaches of SoCal all the way to LA and beyond.

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The Pacific Surfliner living up to its name. I saw dozens of surfers and a few pelicans in the water. At other points along the way I saw a heron, an egret, a couple of hawks, and a bald eagle.

The late afternoon found us surrounded by the eerily misty grassy sand dunes south of San Francisco. It was stunning, but the photos didn’t come out well at all.

I was rudely awoken at 4:30 the next morning (see last post if you can stand it) and stayed awake to watch the sunrise as I enjoyed tea and a muffin from the snack car (Cakes on a Train!). We were still in California, but in a totally different landscape – one of snow and mountains and pine forests rather than beaches and palm trees.

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Snaking our way up the side of a mountain

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Black Butte, California (Hee hee! Butte!)

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and again – the track went around approximately two thirds of its base

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Heading down the far side of the range, just south of the Oregon border and a certain large boulder. Unfortunately the shot of the humongous bald eagle staring at us through the window from just a few feet away didn’t come out.

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Sunset over a frozen lake in Oregon (Lakes from a Train!). I might need to come back at a lighter time of year, and preferably without spending six hours of daylight in a boring field while the engineers fix the locomotive, so I can see more of this part of the country.

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Last leg! Looking West from Samish Bay, Washington, between Seattle and Vancouver.

I wasn’t sure exactly what the procedure would be at the border – having been made to get off a Greyhound to go through immigration and customs back in 1997, I expected something similar – but instead we passed straight through at full speed (I gloated to see all the cars stuck in the long line-up). We trundled on into Canada and through familiar places – the White Rock sea-front, then through Surrey and Delta into Richmond before crossing the Fraser River and following the route of one of my favourite bike rides through New Westminster and Burnaby into Vancouver proper. It was fascinating to see the city from a completely fresh angle, and I wondered whether any of my friends could see or hear my train as it passed their homes.

At Vancouver’s Pacific Central station (no pics – sorry – but it’s also a lovely building, and has been featured in the X Files and assorted other local TV and film productions), we finally passed through a gate (which was promptly locked tight behind us) and rolled to a stop in “Train Jail”.

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The only way out was through Customs and Immigration; the Canadian Immigration officer asked how far I’d come, and when I said “from San Diego” he stared at me and said “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

“Because it’s AWESOME!”, I replied, before moving on into the main concourse, where Mr E Man was waiting for me.

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Zen and the art of locomotive maintenance

I got home yesterday lunchtime after an epic West Coast rail journey from San Diego to Vancouver. I’ve been to La Jolla once every six months or so since July 2009 to meet with collaborators, and every time I’ve gone I’ve thought “next time, I should take the train back” – but I just never quite got around to it. The collaboration probably ends in March, and so I realised just before Christmas that last week’s meeting would probably be my last chance and I’d better get my arse in gear. So I flew down with my colleagues first thing on Wednesday morning (we took off in a blizzard with our plane completely covered in green de-icing gunk that looked for all the world like ectoplasm, and bounced rather than flew our way through the turbulence for three hours – fun!), but waved goodbye to them when they headed back to the airport on Thursday evening and took myself off to a nice hotel instead. At 8 am on Friday morning I was on the Pacific Surfliner train headed for LA; by 12:15 pm I was on the LA-Seattle Coast Starlight service, due to arrive in Seattle at 10:45 pm on Saturday, with a 7:40 am Seattle-Vancouver Cascades ticket booked for Sunday morning.

The trip was mostly AWESOME. Just so, so much fun. I enjoyed it so much that I intend to write a happy and enthusiastic “look at all my awesome photos!!!” post very soon – and I don’t want to mar that joyful process by including the one bad part of the experience. So here’s that part in a stand-alone post of its very own!

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I’d expected snow, not rocks.

Wednesday’s blizzard at the Vancouver airport wasn’t just a local event; there’d been record-breaking snow storms and cold temperatures from Alaska all the way down to Oregon, with Portland and Seattle particularly badly hit and news bulletins full of reports of closed roads and airports. However, I boarded the train in LA hopeful that the forecasted rain would help me out, and no-one at the station, on the train, or on the Amtrak website had told me anything different. Unfortunately, though, while enjoying a lovely lamb shank dinner and a Sierra Nevada pale ale a couple of hours south of San Francisco, I began to hear a rumour that the train wouldn’t get any further than Portland. The train conductor told me that night that he hadn’t heard anything like that, but then the guy running the snack bar told me the next morning that we’d only just got the all-clear to proceed all the way to Seattle and that we’d be the first train in three days to make it that far. (This guy was an excellent source of information throughout the trip – it pays to tip well from the start, folks!) So apparently there had been a danger of me getting stranded in Portland, but by the time I knew it was a real threat it had already dissipated.

Three hours later, we hit a large boulder as we emerged from a tunnel.

None of us in the rear few carriages felt anything, but apparently the people near the front did feel a jolt. No-one was hurt though, fortunately – it could have been so much worse. But the rock did tear open the reserve air tank for the air brakes, and so the crew used the emergency brakes to bring us to a stop in a field just north of the California-Oregon border.

Where we stayed for the next four or five hours while Amtrak scrambled to send us engineers and an extra locomotive.

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This was our view at the time. Unfortunately we were on one of the vanishingly rare visually uninteresting part of the route.

Now, really, this wasn’t a huge deal. (We did make the local news though – apparently not very much happens around Klamath Falls). I was disappointed to be wasting good daylight hours when I’d never really seen Oregon before (“from a Greyhound” doesn’t really count, in my book – all I saw that time was the highway), and slightly concerned about the impact on my connection through to Vancouver. But we had heat, electricity to keep our phones charged, cell phone reception, and free snacks (although we had to pay for our own beer!).

However, from the way some people reacted you’d have thought the world had ended. It was ridiculous the way people were carrying on, and the reaction of a substantial and very vocal minority of the passengers bothered me much, much more than the delay. Most people – many of whom I’d already had great conversations with – were great: I had two offers of a place to stay in Portland if I needed it, and multiple offers to use people’s phones for calls to Amtrak and the hotel I’d booked in Seattle, plus internet searches for alternative options, when I mentioned that I’d get hit by massive roaming charges if I used my own. But other people were freaking OUT, literally yelling (even during the crew’s announcements, even when other people were asking them to shush).

The smokers were particularly bad; there were a surprising number of them (I had no idea so many people still smoked!) and we were 10 minutes away from the next station and a scheduled smoke break (after a gap of 3 hours) when we stopped in the field. They started to demand that they be let outside for a smoke, and got really up in the poor crew’s faces when they said that this would violate federal law and would be extremely dangerous given that we were on the top of a very steeply-sloped, snow-covered embankment that was maybe three feet wider than the actual tracks. People apparently started smoking in the toilets despite a direct instruction not to do this, and so the crew had to deal with smoke alarms going off and trying to remove the stink on top of everything else. There were also threats to break a window or force a door, which necessitated a very stern warning over the tannoy about federal laws, massive fines, and worse.

The yelling continued, with one increasingly drunk woman in my carriage (who had, incidentally, woken me and several other people up when she’d got on at 4:30 that morning in Sacramento, talking loudly about how the train was running two hours late and Amtrak were idiots) leading the charge. Apparently this was RIDICULOUS / RETARDED / BULLSHIT, Amtrak were LIARS / IDIOTS, and she was NEVER TAKING THE TRAIN AGAIN (good!) and GONNA SUE / WRITE TO HER SENATOR BECAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT. Other people chose to call Amtrak and take their anger out on the poor call centre staff instead, for extra fun and games.

Also heard, from this woman and several other people: “HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIX A FUCKING TRAIN??!!”, “HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR THE TRACKS FOR OBSTACLES??!!”, (yeah, there’s only 21,200 miles of it – WTF, Amtrak?!) and “HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BRING US SOME ENGINEERS AND ANOTHER LOCOMOTIVE??!! WE’RE ONLY 20 MILES FROM THE NEAREST STATION!!!!” I pointed out in response to the latter complaint that the nearest station was a tiny town in the middle of nowhere and that Amtrak likely don’t keep a spare locomotive and a technical crew at every single station – the crew and train were probably coming down from Eugene or possibly even further. Apparently this made Amtrak “FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE DOING”.

I think my favourite complaint, though, was “THIS TRAIN IS CURSED!” / “EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE HAPPENED TO THIS TRAIN, HAS HAPPENED TO THIS TRAIN!!!”

For the record:

Things that had happened to this train: running two hours late due to snow in the mountains; ran out of steaks in the dining car; a 20 minute stop to fix a broken windshield wiper; hit a rock.

Things that had not happened to this train: blown up, derailed, fallen off bridge and/or into river, set on fire, zombies/vampires/virulent new virus strain on board, alien attack. These people clearly have no imagination and need to watch more movies.

At this point the more sensible people in my carriage decided to get the hell out of there and escaped to the bar car, where we could no longer hear this woman’s insane rantings but did have to contend with a few other moaning minnies, some drunken 20-something guys harrassing the conductor, and “the grumpy-looking guy from the next carriage who hasn’t talked to a single person since LA” (everyone had such names ascribed to them by their fellow passengers – I was “that Canadian woman who’s trying to get to Vancouver”) sitting silently working his jaw and shredding a paper napkin into a million tiny pieces. Ah well – we had beer and an epic Scrabble game going (I won!). Plus the guy making announcements was absolutely hilarious – “the good news is, you now have free snacks. The bad news is, they have to last you three days” was my particular favourite. I wish I’d written the rest of them down because there were some real gems but, well, I’d had three beers by then.

We got moving again – with a hearty cheer from all passengers – after about four or five hours. The loudest and most obnoxious passenger got off soon thereafter, thank the FSM, and everyone else calmed the fuck down and stopped yelling, although I did hear a few more complaints over the rest of the journey.

The ultimate impact on me was that I got into Seattle at 4:30 am on Sunday instead of 10:45 pm on Saturday, but I found out early enough to cancel my hotel. The station in Seattle doesn’t open until 6 am, so I just hopped in a cab and asked the driver to take me to the nearest 24 hour dining establishment; I ended up at the very friendly Hurricane Cafe eating eggs and hash browns, drinking tea, reading my book, and chatting to the lovely sympathetic waitress. I went back to the station around 7 am and completed my journey with no further drama. A 3 hour nap on the sofa when I got home followed by a 9 pm bedtime last night seem to have abrogated the sleep deprivation that was the only direct harm I took from the whole incident.

However, there is one other lasting effect: I still get mad when I think about how badly so many of my fellow passengers behaved in reaction to something that was no-one’s fault. Sometimes shit just happens – you can’t control that, but you can control how you react, and some of those people should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Would they have pulled together and stopped bitching if someone had actually got hurt (or worse), or would they just have complained more? What are they going to do if something really bad ever happens to them?!  And why can’t most people devote the same level of energy and passion to causes that actually matter?!

In conclusion: Amtrak ROCK (pun intended); some people SUCK; if life hands you lemons, make lemonade (then put vodka in it); if the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall; if there’s nothing you can do about the situation then STFU and chill OUT already!

That is all. Happy enthusiastic train-geek post up next.

 

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Hockey Pool, Week 16

Many thanks to Chall for hosting weeks 14 and 15! As I commented on Chall’s post:

The new player values make it SO HARD now! Until Friday I’d had no problems at all picking all the players I wanted and staying under the cap limit (not like last year), but suddenly I had to ditch half of my stars and choose the best 1-point rated players instead! BOOOOOOO!

Ah well, this should separate the wheat from the chaff. Mr E Man is already predicting that he will rapidly make his way up the rankings now!

Well, I think  I was right on both counts!

In the “Wheat” category, a mediocre week for Modscientist allowed Lavaland and me to pass her; Lavaland had the best week overall, but I had just enough of a lead over her going in that I hung onto the top spot by one single point. Ricardipus also had a strong week and is just eight points behind Modscientist. It’s tight at the top!

Mr E Man had by far the best week among the chaff, rising from 9th to 7th and now only one point behind ScientistMother. BEHOLD THE RISE OF THE ENNII!!!! Gerty and Beth also had good weeks, with the former leapfrogging ScientistMother to take 5th place and the latter making up a lot of ground on Bob, who seems to be struggling with the new points values. Chall just beat Bob in week 16 and is now in 8th place.

Any volunteers to host Week 17?

 

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iFacepalm

If only everyone knew how easy it can be to solve complex, deap-seated medical problems!

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Looks legit – it’s on Wikipedia, after all. I mean, sure, there’s a disclaimer – but they only have to put those in for legal reasons. Stoopid lawyers!

Now if only the medical community could be convinced… of course, they’re all in thrall to Big Pharma, who don’t want anyone to be cured of anything, ever, as long as they keep buying those pills! But maybe we can find some vibrational frequencies that will help them get the message!

But wait – there’s more!

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Don’t worry – if you imagine that you might have an iAspirin iAllergy, you could always try this one:

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I’ve never lost mine, mate, but for those who have:

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And finally:

iSleep

YAWN. See – it works!

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2011 in books

Well, my attempts to form good habits related to my specific 2012 resolutions – plus my ongoing exercise and healthy eating goals – have already been derailed, although the goals themselves are still very achievable. I blame (in chronological order): a) a post New Years Eve party hangover that wiped out the first weekend of the year; b) a January 9th grant deadline to which I only found out we were applying at 4:45pm on my last work day before Christmas and which involved working both days last weekend; c) a head cold; and d) the combined forces of Bean Mom and George RR Martin. Hopefully I can make a fresh start after next week’s trip, of which more later, although there are various other grant deadlines coming up…

…but first I wanted to quickly post about some of the books I read last year! I couldn’t believe it when I noticed that my last book review post was over a year ago; Frank commented at the time on my “commendably pithy reviewing style”, so let’s see if I can be just as brief in this post!

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Three Day Road by Joseph Boyden
I’d borrowed this book from my friend Kyrsten a few years ago, but then bought it for myself and re-read it when the sequel came out (see below). I’ve read a number of books set in the trenches of WWI before, but this one has a fresh and unique angle: the story centres around two young First Nations men who join the Canadian army as snipers and serve together in Belgium and France. One of them thrives in his new environment, while the other withdraws into himself and dreams of home; the latter soldier’s stories are interwoven with those of his Aunt, who’d rescued him from a residential school and taken him off to learn the old ways in the bush when he was a child. This is one of the most evocative and deeply moving books I’ve ever read, and I highly recommend it to everyone. I bought it for my Dad and my sister last year, and they loved it too.

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Through Black Spruce by Joseph Boyden
Sequel to the above (actually second part of a planned trilogy), the author again interweaves stories from two different narrators – the middle-aged son of the main character from the first book, and his niece. The uncle’s stories are of his attempts to escape his demons and his conflict with an old enemy, while the niece tells of her journey to Toronto, Montreal and New York in an attempt to find her missing sister. While this volume didn’t quite live up to the almost impossibly high standards of the first, the strong characters in rough situations in a modern day setting made for a very thought-provoking book that absorbed me entirely as I was reading it. I can’t wait for the final installation!

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The Book of Negroes by Lawrence Hill
I’d heard great things about this book, and indeed it tells a very compelling story on an epic scale: the plot follows the progress of a young African girl kidnapped by slave traders, her horrific journey to the USA, her life there, and her travels after gaining her freedom. It’s a very well-written book, but I found as I got deeper into the story that it seemed to increasingly sacrifice believability for the sake of painting as complete a picture of the whole slave trade as possible. The main character journeyed from Africa to three different locations in the US, then Canada, then back to Africa, then London, experiencing every possible set of conditions as she went, in a way that made it seem to me as if the narrative was being driven more by the author’s wish to educate the reader as extensively as he could than by anything else. Other people absolutely loved this book though, so maybe it’s just me!

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The Fall by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan
Another part two of a trilogy – this is the sequel to The Strain, which I reviewed in my last post. Unfortunately, this book had all of the faults and none of the merits of its predecessor. The pacing was rushed, and the writing similarly felt like it had been done in a terrible hurry – the overall impression was “messy”. Very disappointing. I’ll probably still read the concluding volume, just because I’m like that, but I’ll do so with very low expectations! I can’t make a final recommendation for the whole trilogy until I read the third book, but at the moment I’d say “don’t bother”.

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls by Jane Austen and Steve Hockensmith
This book is (somewhat obviously) an attempt at a prequel to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which I loved. I also greatly enjoyed Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters (see my last review post), but unfortunately this latest edition fell flat. Without the juxtaposition to Jane Austen’s original, familiar text (I’m not sure why she’s “an author” on this one) the joke just doesn’t work all that well, although there are some fun moments. I was also disappointed that there was no real attempt at an origin story – the book begins at a time when the plague lies dormant, but still remembered by Mr. Bennett and other old-timers, so it’s more of a rebirth than a dawn. I found this annoying.

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The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid: A Memoir by Bill Bryson
This is a pleasant and jovial enough lightweight easy reading book, but ultimately another disappointment. Many of the book’s best stories – or at least ones very similar to them – were already included in Bryson’s US and European travel books, which I read years ago, so it felt rather repetitive. More structure and synthesis, rather than just a loosely grouped collection of anecdotes and vignettes, would have been appreciated, and I also grew bored of the frequent statement that 1950s America was the all-time best time and place to grow up; yeah, I get it, it was fun and carefree and you loved it, but that doesn’t need to be mentioned more than once!

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My Stroke of Insight by Jill Bolte Taylor
EcoGeoFemme recommended this book when I blogged about my mother-in-law’s brain haemorrhage in August, and I’m very glad she did as I (and my sisters-in-law) have found it very helpful, even though the exact type of brain injury is somewhat different. The author is a PhD neurobiologist who had a stroke at the age of 37, and is now – after many years – more or less fully recovered. Her scientific insight into what happened to her and how she recovered from it was absolutely fascinating, and definitely helped me understand my mother-in-law’s needs better than I would have otherwise. However, the second part of the book moves into more of a New Agey ““stepping to the right” of our left brains to uncover feelings of well-being that are often sidelined by “brain chatter.*“” territory, which I personally found less helpful. I did make a good-faith effort to try some of the mental exercises the author suggested, but without any success at all and I wonder if you have to have experienced what she went through in order for it to work, or if I was maybe just a bit too stressed out at the time.

*quote tweaked only very slightly from the Amazon product information page I linked to

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I also re-read several old favourites last year – I prefer re-reading to reading new books when things get stressful at work, and it was a very stressful year – but I feel no compulsion to review them! Sorry!

I also, of course, read Experimental Heart by a certain Jenny Rohn and Matter Over Mind by some bloke called Steve Caplan. I thoroughly enjoyed both books, but for some reason I feel slightly weird writing detailed reviews of books written by people I know. I will attempt to get over this block at some point in the future, but until then I think you should all buy both books and make up your own minds. I have both authors’ second novels in my substantial “To Read” stack (actually now several stacks in three different locations, i.e. home, work, and my sister’s flat), but I fear I am getting sucked into the Ice and Fire universe (Mr E Man is already hopelessly and irrevocably lost there) and so might have to push everything else back!

What have you all been reading lately?

 

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A Few Maxims For The Instruction Of The Over-Educated

The Western blot – an assay that allows you to separate all the proteins in a sample by size using gel electrophoresis and then detect the presence of a particular protein using an antibody that (hopefully) binds specifically to it – is a staple of molecular biology. I see dozens of Westerns in an average week, and I dread to think how many I’ve seen over my whole career. However, there was a new twist in a lab meeting presentation yesterday – some of the bands (corresponding to antibody-bound proteins) were labelled as “Wilde Type”.

This immediately brought several ideas to mind:

  • “The importance of being transferred”
  • “An ideal plus-band”
  • “The only thing worse than being chemiluminesced is not being chemiluminesced”
  • “One should always be a little improbe-able”
  • “I have nothing to declare except my threonines”
  • “Life is far too important to be taken serine-lessly”
  • “To lose one control sample may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness”.
  • “All postdocs become like their supervisors. That is their tragedy. No student does. That’s his”.

Will you add your own in the comments?

You will, readers, you will…

 

 

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And the readers’ choice favourite comment of 2011 is:

(Drumroll)

Eva for “I’ve dated someone who showed me a powerpoint presentation about his work on the first date. That should have been a sign, but the topic was actually interesting, so it didn’t put me off right there and then. Unfortunately, his job was the only interesting thing about the guy.”

Congratulations, Eva! Please email me to let me know to which email address I should send your prize Amazon gift certificate!

Here’s the full set of results:

2011results

Many thanks to everyone who voted, and of course to all my lovely commenters! Keep up the good work in 2012!

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Bucket List and 2012 Resolutions

Bucket List

The plan is to add at least one new item every time I tick one off!

  1. Write at least one book (and get it published)
  2. Run for political office (and preferably win)
  3. Own a boat large enough to sleep at least four people
  4. Work for myself, or at least as a freelancer
  5. Own a dog, preferably one that likes boats (and cats)
  6. Visit Africa. Preferably Tanzania; a doctor friend of mine has spent some time there and raves about how wonderful it is
  7. Visit the Canadian Arctic
  8. Visit Antarctica
  9. Visit Atlin, BC, where Mr E Man spent the first few years of his life. I’ve seen the family photos. It looks stunning.
  10. Visit New Zealand
  11. Kayak Haida Gwaii
  12. Kayak the Galapagos
  13. See Wales whales from a kayak and/or from my hypothetical boat
  14. See great apes in the wild before they go extinct, if it is possible to do so without further endangering them. First choice a sasquatch orangs, then gorillas, bonobos, and finally chimps (which are still totes awesome even if they are my last choice)
  15. See a Canucks game in another city, preferably during the playoffs
  16. See an England game in the football or (preferably) rugby world cup (I’ve already seen Scotland get destroyed by South Africa in the rugby world cup at Murrayfield)
  17. Go into space, if it is possible to do so without bankrupting myself or the climate
  18. As a consolation prize for probably never going into space, fly first class on Virgin. Apparently you get free manicures and shoulder massages in your seat
  19. Ski a black diamond run with style and grace and without whimpering, all previous attempts having been the opposite
  20. Do a bobsled run

Easy peasy, right? I already own a nautical compass… I’ll buy that boat piece by piece if I have to!

2012 Resolutions

  1. Build a personal website that can function as an online bio, writing portfolio, and general purpose landing page for new contacts who are likely to be put off by some of the sillier content of my blog and Twitter feed
  2. Use said website in emails to my federal member of parliament and municipal government representatives inquiring about volunteering opportunities
  3. Volunteer for my federal MP and/or municipal government representatives
  4. Be more assertive at work, especially when it comes to protecting my weekends (and my sanity!)
  5. Write at least a first draft of a book proposal
  6. And a short story
  7. Do something new, scary, and/or challenging (along the lines of Vancouver Change Camp or a new outdoor activity) at least once a month
  8. Write and snail mail at least one proper letter per month to a friend or relative

That should be enough to keep me busy for a while!

You should all resolve to VOTE for your favourite comment of 2011. Just 2 days left before the polls close!

Happy New Year to you and yours!

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Happy Holidays!

“Thank you for your email.

I am on vacation and will respond to your message as soon as possible when I return to the office on December 29th.

Happy Holidays!”

Are there any words in the English language sweeter (for the writer) than these?

We’re getting ready to leave for my sister-in-law’s place, and are frantically filling the car with clothes, ski gear, snow chains, and lots and lots of prezzies! There are wrapping paper off-cuts and boxes all over the house, which is more fun for some than for others:

"Um, Dr. Schrodinger? We may have a problem..."

 

My nephews have been IMing me every time I log into Facebook for a couple of weeks now, wondering when we’re coming and why we can’t get there sooner – well, they just have a few more hours to wait!

I hope all my readers have a wonderful festive season full of family, friends, feasting and fun, whichever holiday(s) you may celebrate!

NOW GO AND VOTE!!!

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